Chapter 13 - THIS IS VERY UNEXPECTED!!!

 

 

 

Uurgh, I've caught a really bad cough and it's killing me... Seriously, I can't breath properly. *wheeze*

 

 

I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY THAT IT'S TAKEN ME SOOOOOOOOO VERY VERY LONG TO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! AND TO TOP IT OFF I CAN'T FIND THE SECOND PART OF THE SCRIPT IN MY INBOX!!!!!! But here is something that I wrote last night when I was high on sugar, so it will probably make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER to those few sane people who may read this. Would any sane people be reading this? I don't think so. Oh well. BEWARE THE SASUKENESS!!!!! (I'm obsessed with him lately for some reason. I wish he'd come back to the series!!!)

 

Carlotta & Emma: *throw up a rainbow*

 

Momiji: ...my CRAYONS...

 

Sasuke: Rawr.

 

Carlotta: Why is your name spelt S-A-S-U-K-E, but is said S-A-A-S-K-E-Y?

 

Sasuke: I don't know! Rawr!!!

 

Momiji: UWAAAAAHHH!!!!

 

Emma: Saa-suu-keee?

 

Sasuke: WHAT THE F---

 

Carlotta: SASUKE!!!!! Watch your mouth! This is a PG rated story! Little kids are reading this!!!

 

Sasuke: NO-ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO SAY!!!!! FOR I AM THE DEMON UCHIDA!!!!! NYAAAAAAAA!!!!! *gurgle*

 

(I don't know why I put gurgle, honestly... anyway, on with the story!!!)

 

Emma: Why is your hairstyle modeled after a cockatoo?

 

Sasuke: WHA---? It is not!!!

 

Emma: Is too!

 

Sasuke: Not!

 

Emma: Is!

 

Sasuke: Not.

 

Emma: Is.

 

Sasuke: Not.

 

Emma: Not?

 

Sasuke: Is! ... I HATE YOU!!!

 

Carlotta: Stop arguing! It is, look... *passes Sasuke character sheet*

 

Sasuke: Oh.

 

Momiji: It's a fact, you know. You owe me new crayons. Again.

 

Carlotta: *sweatdrop*... OH!!! Would you look at the time! Must dash!!!

 

Emma: ...Ah... Oh, yes!!! We simply HAVE to go do our... erm... ICT homework! Yeah, out ICT homework!

 

Sasuke: *whisper* Since when do you bother with ICT homework?

 

Emma: *whisper* We don't. I'm having issues in class so they have to be nice to me! And Carlotta... she just DOESN'T.

 

Sasuke: *whisper* Oh. *loud voice* Ehh, Momiji---

 

Carlotta: Shaddup, Uchida!!! *knocks Sasuke out*

 

Emma: *carries Sasuke away*

 

Momiji: *to completely empty room* ...hello?

 

Random furry thing in corner (possibly a beaver or raccoon): Well I guess it's just you and me. I can feel my sanity slipping away already...

 

Momiji: 0_o'

 

HEH HEH HEH WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HYPA!!!!!!!!!

 

The Dog's Trust advert is on now, on the TV opposite me. I think I may cry.

 

 

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!! And I promise promise PROMISE that I will poste the furuba script when I find it again!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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