Chapter 1 - Linkximeh the wolf

( Linkx is sleeping and Pringle and Ryuu come up to her)
Ryuu: Heeeey Linkx, Linkximeh wake up!
Pringle: YEAH Linkxy, you silly sleepy-head get up!
Linkximeh: *Groans and opens one eye* Oh god, you guys, This had better be freakin' important, is the meadow on fire?
Ryuu: No Linkxy. We found a map, to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain you wolfie!
Pringle: YEAH, Candy Mountain! Were going to Candy Mountain! Come with us Linkxy!
Linkximeh: *blinks* Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now...
Ryuu: Noooooooooooooo!*Starts jumping on Linkx* Linkxy, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain!!
Pringle: Yeah Linkximeh, Candy Mountain! Its a land of sweets and joy, and joyness...
Linkx: Please stop bouncing on me.
Ryuu: Candy Mountain Linkxy!
Pringle: Yeah Linkx, Candy Mountain!
Linkx: All right fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!
( Ryuu, Pringle, and Linkximeh are walking in the forest, Pringle and Ryuu are singing happily)
Linkx: Oh, enough with the singing already!
Ryuu: Our first stop is over there, Linkxy
( All walk up to a dinosaur and stop )
Linkx: Oh god what is that?
Ryuu: Its a leopluridon, Linkxy. Its going to guild our way to Candy Mountain!
Linkx: All right you guys, you do know there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?
Ryuu: Shun the nonbeliever!
Pringle: Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuunnnnnn
Ryuu: Sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna
Linkx:...Yeah...
( Dinosaur moves and roars )
Ryuu: It has spoken!
Pringle: It has told us the way!
Linkx: Guys, it didnt say anything!
( Scene changes to the 3 on a rickety wooden bridge )
Ryuu: Its just over this bridge, Linkxy
Pringle: This magical bridge.... Of hope and wonder.
Linkx: Is anybody else, like, getting covered in splitters? Seriously, guys, we shouldnt be on this thing...
Ryuu: Linkxy, Linkxy, Linkxy, Linkxy!
Linkx: Im right here! Now what do you want!?
Ryuu: We're on a bridge Linkxy!
(Scene changes to the 3 walking up to a pink mountain)
Pringle: We're here!
(All stop and stare at it)
Linkx: Well, what do you know. There actually is a Candy Mountain...
Ryuu: Candy Mountain! *Starts dancing*  Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pringle: Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Linkxy!
( Music starts and Autumscar appears)
Autumscar: (Singing)
Oh, when your down and looking for some cheering up!
Then just head, right on up, to the Candy Mountain cave!
When you get inside you'll find yourself in a cheery land!
Such a happy, and joyful, and perky, merry land!
We got lollipops, and gummydrops, and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day!
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy town!
Its the neck of Candy Cave!
* Ryuu and Pringle fly into the air and start dancing*
Autumscar: *Still singing*
We've got jellybeans and coconuts woth little hats!
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets!
Ride the Candy train to town and hear the Candy band!
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land!
Linkx: *Scowls*
Autumscar: Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground.
Turn around, astounds, it's a dancing candy treat!
In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free!
Come on Linkx, please will you go into the cave!?
Autumscar: *Explodes*
Linkx: All right fine, I'll go into the freaking Candy Cave! This had better be good! *Walks into the cave*
Ryuu&Pringle: Yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa
Ryuu: Good bye Linkxy!
Pringle: Yeah, good bye Linkxy!
Linkx: Wait, good bye? What? *Cave door closes* Hey, whats going on here? Hello? * Footsteps are heard* Who's that!?*Punching sound is heard*
(Linkx wakes up in the meadow)
Linkx: Oh...Oh, god, what happened?* Looks at scar on belly* Ah, they took my freaking kidney!!!

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