Get to know my main dudes.

Just gonna post this as a quick reference to most of my main characters, even though a lot of them aren't posted on here yet. XD BUT THEY WILL BE. And they will be frequently. So I may as well post a little list of them here. XD

I'll try and post their bios individually as a story or something later...

Name: McCrea (full name Cebolla McCrea)

Species: Wild onion, or in other words, this -> http://www.ppdl.purdue.edu/PPDL/images/onion4.gif
Gender: Male (he gets mistaken for a lady a lot. >_<)
Orientation: Heterosexual
A little about him: McCrea is the second highest priest of the organized religion of Healthfoodism, and he worships the almighty food pyramid. He takes his job seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he has become a one-man-inquisition bent on 'converting' sweet foods. He does this through means of painful (and sometimes fatal) torture. Needless to say, he isn't a nice guy. XD

Name: Bagman a.k.a Baggy

Species: Human. Plain ol' human...
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
A little about him: Antthony Bergman was once a normal geek working happily at the local comic book store, until one day when his grandmother was kidnapped by evil drain lizards from the sewer. Taking after the heroes he loved to read so much about, he made him his own costume and went to save her! He's been throwing on a second life as Bagman ever since. He doesn't have powers, and he's mute, but he still manages to kick...well. Okay, he doesn't kick butt either. But he IS trying. :D A for effort, maybe? ^^

Name: Alternate Bagman a.k.a. Altie

Species: Human, like his alternate self.
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
A little about him: Altie is Baggy's alternate form from an alternate universe (makes sense, don't it?). He's technically Baggy's exact opposite, but he tends to contradict himself a lot. However, he is a lot unlike Baggy in personality. He's rude, selfish, cowardly, and overall a whiney, annoying b*tch. XD He also can talk AND HAS powers! His powers are only flight and a low level of telepathy though, nothing of real value. Oh, and his cape is BLUE! *only people who know me will find that last part funny*

Name: Audrey Whitaker

Species: Human, like most things I draw.
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
A little about him: Audrey is your basic Puritan. The only thing you should read is the bible, fun is of the devil, and he'll hurt you if you don't think the same way as him. No, really, he's psycho. He really will hurt you, and with his giant Smithy's hammer no less! Audrey, after being born by a 'witch' and an unmarried preacher, took up witch hunting to break away from his family's shame. Alas, he's become bent on it, and will go through Hell and highwater to brutally kill his targets. His mental disorders include, but are not limited to: obsessive-compulsive disorder, paranoia, post-traumatic stress disorder, and a mild form of attachment disorder, and maybe a little schizophrenia. XD And at some point someone accused him of ADD, but I wouldn't really count it myself...