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| Blog Title: Interviewing the OC's (major story spoilers) |
| INTERVIEW OF TORA, KIYA, AND MIA GIVEN BY RAIDO AND GENMA Genma-Thanks for doing this interview ladies. We are interviewing the three new sweethearts of Konoha! Raido- Tora, Kiya and Mia They say into the tape recorder. Genma- We are going to find out what they think of the people in Konoha. We also brought along some Sake. Raido- We know that Kiya and Mia can be closed mouth at times. We figure this may loosen them up some. Kiya- That’s not fair! Raido distracts Kiya and Mia while Gemna slips Tora some candy bars. Mia- Loosen up Kiya! Let’s have a drink before we start! Kiya- Alright fine! But, I will drink you under the table! Mia- We’ll see about that! They drink a quick glass…. Raido- Okay let’s get the interview started….who first? Genma- That would be…. NARUTO: Tora- OMG!!! HE IS SO MUCH LIKE ME! HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!! PLUS HE IS DATING MY SISTER!! Kiya- He is great. He helps out at the shop a lot. He earns free meals that way. I wonder with the amount of food he eats if it equals out….oh well he is to sweet to resist. Mia-WOW….he is as hyper as Tora…If that’s even possible. At least with him around nothings ever boring! Kiya and Mia drinking. Tora bends over to sneak candy. This happens after every person. Raido- Okay…now… SAKURA Tora- HER AND I DON’T AGREE MUCH…BUT SHE IS OKAY I GUESS…IDON’TKNOWHOW TOFEELABOUTHER!! Kiya-Did you get into the sugar Tora? Tora-NO…. Kiya-Tora….wait…Mia??? Tora- I DON’T LIE TO YOU KIYA!! Kiya- No I don’t think you did…I think you stretched the truth…I thought I asked you not to give her sugar Mia! Mia- SORRY! I just can’t resist her when she gives those puppy-dog eyes! Kiya- *sigh* Oh….sorry…Sakura….She seems nice..Very strong but she needs to let go of that guy she is always thinking about…and look around her before she looses out. Mia- I really haven’t gotten to know her yet… Genma-Okay…next is…. SAI Tora- WHO? OH YEAH HE IS SO QUIET I BARELY REMEMBER HE IS THERE. BUT WHEN I LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER TO SEE HIS DRAWINGS HE GLARES AT ME AND POKES ME WITH HIS PENCIL!!!! Kiya- I found out he is a distant cousin! It is great finally having family. Though we are working on his “emotions” or the lack there of. Mia- Yeah…Kiya’s cousin…He seems okay…he draws beautifully. He needs to express himself better though. Raido- Next is… KAKASHI Tora- HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING KIYA IT’S LIKE HE IS A STALKER OR SOMETHING! Kiya- *blushing* TORA! He’s not like that at all! *mumbles* or is he….. Mia- I hate to admit it but I’m gonna have to agree with Tora on this one…I get pretty uncomfortable when those two are around each other… Kiya-Oh come on you two! We are not that bad! Raido-Okay on to the next person Kiya- WAIT! I didn’t get to give my opinion! Mia- Ohhh…Like we need to hear that…I think we all know your opinion on him! Kiya- OH FINE! Just for that I wouldn’t tell you anyway! *crosses arms and glares at Mia* Genma- *chuckling* I think I agree lets move on….. HINATA Tora- SHE’S GREAT! MY SIS IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER! Kiya- She is really sweet. Tora has definitely helped her come out of her shell. Mia- Her and Naruto make such a cute couple. She also has a beautiful voice when we can get her to sing! Raido- Moving on… KIBA Tora- HE NEEDS TO CONTROL AKAMARU BETTER! HE IS ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH SHAKIRA AND KARA!!! Kiya- He is fun to have around and Akamaru is so cute! Mia- Dog-boy? He is okay I guess. We don’t talk much because dogs make me sneeze! Genma- *whispering to Raido* I think they have settled down some… Raido- Maybe…. Genma- Next would be…. SHINO Tora- HE’S OKAY! HIS BUGS KINDA BUG ME THOUGH!!! HAHAHA GET IT?? BUG ME!! HAHAHAHA Kiya- Tora have you been eating more candy? Tora- I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HONESTLY ANSWER THAT QUESTION HONESTLY!!!! Kiya- *Raising eyebrow at Tora then looking around* I am gonna beat who ever gave you the candy!!! Genma- *Shifts nervously* Mia- *laughing* Someone’s in trouble!!! Raido- Uh….Shino ladies?? Kiya-Sorry….He is a great guy. He will actually get behind the counter and help when I am busy in the kitchen…..and after everything I have seen…his bugs aren’t a big deal. Mia- He really helps us out when we get busy. I am glad he just takes the initiative and jumps behind the counter! Genma-Next is…. KURENAI Tora- SHE IS ONE OF THE NICEST SENSEI! Kiya- She is really nice. Her and Asuma make such a cute couple!! Mia- She helped me perfect my Gen-jutsu. She is really talented!!! Raido-Now it is…. INO Tora- SHE CAN BE REALLY MEAN! SHE YELLS AT ME TO BE QUIET!! Kiya- Who doesn’t? Mia- Yeah….I want to tell you that all the time! Tora- HEY! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Kiya- STOP YELLING!!! *taking another glass* Mia-Don’t get mean Kiya! *taking another glass too* Genma-Uh ladies….Ino?? Kiya- She gets pretty rude sometimes but I had to put her in her place. I don’t put up with people being mean to others. Now she is pretty sweet around me. Mia- She tells it like it is….nothing wrong with that! Genma-Okay….next is…. SHIKAMARU Tora- HE IS SO LAZY!! ALWAYS GAZING UP AT THE CLOUDS….UUGGHH…BORING!!! OH….AND HE ALWAYS BLUSHES AROUND KIYA!! Kiya- Tora please!! He does not!!! Mia- Actually he does!!! Kiya- *rolling eyes* I swear you guys are always implying something! Raido- Can we finish Shikamaru please…. Kiya- Oh yeah….great guy! He cuts up the veggies for me sometimes. He used to cut himself but I think he has been practicing…he cuts them almost like me now….he probably has a few scars on his fingers though from when he started out helping me…. Mia-*looking at Kiya* You do talk more when you have been drinking. Kiya- *glares back* Stop with the commentary and answer the mans questions! Mia- Snippy aren’t we?? HAHA Shikamaru….he is a great guy….when he comes around I can get off the kitchen duty…*whispering* because he likes to spend time with Kiya…. Kiya- WHAT DID YOU SAY??? Mia- Nothing…. Genma-Hhhhmmm….next would be…. CHOJI Tora- HE IS A REALLY GOOD COOK AND LOTS OF FUN TO BE AROUND! Kiya- That guy has such a big heart!! Sure he eats a lot but he kinda has to. How else would he survive his jutsu’s? I mean they would kill a smaller person! He helps out a lot here too. He makes a B-B-Q pork that is to die for!!! I make him fix it almost every time he comes around!!! Tora- WOW! IS SHE TALKING OR WHAT?! Genma-*looking at Raido* I told you the Sake would work! Raido- I am surprised but you were right! Mia-HAHA….This Sake is really good! Oh…right…Choji…he is a sweet kid. I think he needs to train more…ya know…get some exercise… Kiya- HEY! Don’t be rude about Choji!! Mia- Sorry! Just saying like it is….but it’s great when he helps in the kitchen with Shikamaru…Kiya doesn’t miss me at all then! Genma-Okay…next we have… ASUMA Tora- He’s cool! *bends down under table to eat candy* Kiya- He really is great! I think him and Kurenai are so great together. I really like that I can steal a cigarette off of him once in a while….Oh a cigarette would be great right now!!! *looking for cigarette* Mia- He’s okay…his smoking habit bothers me though. Kiya- Dang….doesn’t anyone have one??? Where’s Asuma when I need him?! Genma- *shaking head* Maybe it worked to well… Raido- *raising eyebrow at Kiya* I am starting to agree….it was your idea! Genma- Okay….Let’s see…Oh I know… NEJI Tora- MY CUZ!! HE REALLY ISN’T AS SERIOUS AS HE ACTS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE!!! Kiya- He seems like a good guy. It is funny watching Tora trying to get him to do the Macarena! Oh and I am so glad he finally asked Tenten out! It was so obvious they liked each other but neither one would do anything about it….Speaking of Neji…I think it is my destiny to have another drink!!! Mia- *pouring herself and Kiya another drink* I really don’t know him that well but he seems okay…. Kiya- He’s more than OKAY! Geesh you need to get to know people more! *everyone is watching Kiya closely* Raido- I think she has had enough… Genma- *hiding Sake bottle* Genma- Now… TENTEN Tora- SHEHELPS METRAIN USING WEAPONS! PLUS SHEISDATING MY CUZ!! Kiya-Definetly to much candy….She is extremely talented with her weapons. She helps me train. That’s my major weakness but she is helping me overcome that….maybe I shouldn’t have said that… *giggles* Tora- I THINKWEKNOWYOUROTHERWEAKNESSNOW!! Mia- Ya, we know why she doesn’t normally drink! HAHA Raido- Um Mia….Tenten? Mia- Oh yeah….Very talented! She definitely helped Kiya improve though she needs to do something with her hair. Kiya- Okay now your starting to get mean… Mia- Well your getting loopy! Kiya- HEEHEE That makes me think of Lee….I hear he is a loopy fist master!!! Mia- I think you two would make a great team right about now! Kiya- Your one to talk! Tora- LEE?! WHERE??!! Genma- Speaking of Lee….he is next… LEE Tora- LEE!!!! MYWONDERFULSEXYTALENTEDQUICKHANDSOMEUNDERSTANDINGLEE!!! HEISTHEGREATESTNINJAAROUND!! WEWATCHTHESTARSTOGETHER! WEDOEVERYTHINGTOGETHER!! THEREISN’TABETTERBOYFRIENDALIVE!! Kiya- Okay when I find out who gave her all the candy their dead!!!! Mia- It isn’t any worse than you being drunk! Kiya- I am not annoying when I am drunk! Mia- That’s a matter of opinion! Kiya- I should kick your butt now!!! Mia- Try it!! Raido- LADIES PLEASE!!! Can we continue? I believe we were on Lee…. *gives Genma a nervous look* Kiya- Lee….Gai’s mini-me!!! He really is one of the sweetest guys. He is so great to Tora. I couldn’t have asked for her to find a better boyfriend! Mia- Good kid. He really loves Tora. Those two are inseparable. He needs to pluck his eyebrows though. Kiya- Oh your one to talk! Tora- DON’TTALKABOUTLEETHATWAY!!! Genma- Let’s just finish this squad real qui…. Tora- MOCK..THE..LEE..AND..SOMEONE..GETS..HURT!!!! Raido- *Looking around nervously* Okay on to Gai…. GAI Tora- HEISLEESSENSEI!!!HETAUGHTLEEEVERYTHINGHEKNOWS!! ISN’TTHATAGREATNAME? LEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEE Kiya- *eyeing Tora twitching* He is so funny! Actually we are really close! He is my best friend. We tell each other everything!! He never judges me for my past either…. Mia- He is wonderful!!! Not usually my kind of guy but I think I fell for him the moment I saw him!!! He is so sweet, funny and cute!!! Genma-Okay now that was really disturbing!! Raido- Yeah it was….it really really was…. Kiya-Where did the Sake go? Mia- Yeah where is it? Tora- WHONEXT? WHONEXT? WHONEXT? WHONEXT? Genma- *snickering* How about us? Kiya and Mia- YOU BROUGHT THE SAKE YOUR AWESOME!!!! *Both slide slowly to the floor* Raido- *looking at Kiya and Mia* Well they had so much Sake they passed out!! Tora- IWANTMORECANDY! CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY *as she runs circles around the room* Genma- Well I guess this concludes the interview for now….I guess we will try for more tomorrow…. Every member of the four squads come around the corner looking at the three girls…. O.O WTH??? Raido- Did you hear the interview? Asuma- Yeah….. Genma- Raido…I think we should be going! Raido- Right behind you Genma!! *Running away from the rabid squads behind them* |
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