Scene 1, Take 1

Director: annnd Action!
Conan: Is it that guy? How about him? or that person over there! *pointing to random people*
Director: CUT! Conan, stick to the script, please?
Conan: *evil grin*

Scene 1, take 2

Director: Action!
Conan: *putting on his bow tie* So how do I do this? *chokes himself*
Director: Uh, cut! We need another Conan over here...


Later....


Scene 1, take 14

Director: Ok, Conan, we've done this 14 times! Now GET IT RIGHT!
Conan: uh-huh
Director: You are going to say: aha, I know who did it ok? Action!
*Scene starts*
Conan: Aha...I..line?
Director: *holds head* I am NEVER having kids

Scene 2, take 1

Conan: *skates on his skateboard* Weeeeeeeee *falls* ow...
Director: CUT! Conan, please..
Conan: I need to get the hang of this thing..... or maybe a stunt double... owwie.... i'll be in my trailor

Scene 2, take 2

Conan: now where did I put my files? *frantically searches everywhere, messing everything up* WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN FILES..................oh silly me they were in my pocket the whole time ^^;
Director:CUT! Everybody just...take a break or something...I need an asprin.

Scene 2, take 3

Conan: ok, kids, lets sit in the thinking chair! Our clues are a-*gets cut off by director*
Director: CUT!!! Conan, this is not blues clues!
Conan: *another evil grin*

Scene 2, take 4

Director: Ok, this is the LAST TIME we are doing this Conan...
Conan: ok
Director: ACTION!
Conan: huh?
Director: Action!
Conan oh...yeah...uh...line?
Director: CUT!

Scene 3, take 1

Director: Action!
Conan: I want my milkshake! *some guys brings him vanilla milkshake* I wanted chocolate you idiot! CHO-CO-LATE!!!!
Director: COOONAAAN!

Scene 3, take 2

Director: Action!
*is watching saturday morning cartoons*
Director: uh, Conan? We have a show to film
Conan: What are you, high? I do NOT work on Saturdays!



The end! ^^ I might add another chapter later if I can think up any more.
Lotsa credit to my cousin, insanekitten for helping me think them up.