Hi peoples!!! This is the second chapter... (duh). I'm gonna put a lot of weird and confusing stuff in here (kind of like my sister's diary). ENJOY AND COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAPTER TWO Gar looked out the window of Cyborg's car. "Why do I have the feeling that Raven is behind me?" He turned and looked out the window. Raven was behind him. He pulled over and got out. "What're you doin'?" Raven flew down and blushed. "I...uh.... Hmmm..." "SQUEEEEAAAALLLL!!!!!!" Gar turned to see a bunch of girls. "GET THE HOTTIE!!!!" The group of girls attacked him. Raven growled and jumped at one of the girls. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!!" Raven hissed. A bunch of fat guys started to put the set of Jerry Springer up in the middle of the street. A bunch of people ran over to the spot. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" Jerry Springer came out of Wal-Mart. The words at the bottom of the screen said, "Is a slut trying to steal your boyfriend?" Raven put the girl in a headlock and broke her neck. "You broke my neck!" Shouldn't you be dead!!???" Raven screamed. She picked up jerry and smacked the girl. "Dead yet?"she asked. "No." SMACK! "Stop!" SMACK! "PLEASE!" SMACK! "Bloody Murder!" "LET's BE CIVILIZED!" SMACK! SMACK! The girl layed on the ground. The other girls looked, then the screamed like girl scouts and ran away. The fat guys from earlier packed up all the Jerry Springer stuff and walked off. Gar layed on the ground with tons of hickeys on his neck. "Ohh..." Raven spit out the finger she chewed off the girl and ran to his side. You okay?' "Yeah... " Raven smiled and pulled him to his feet. "So," Gar said, "are you here to take me back to the tower or are you here to force me to read Victoria's Secrets?" Raven wrapped her arms around his and scooted next to him. "No, I'm here to ask if you want to go on a date?" Gar stared and blinked for about five minutes. "Sure." They went to the movies to see A Movie About A Hobo Who Tried To Kill President Bush. They started to walk through the doors when they heard stone moving across the floor and smelled cheap Dollar Tree perfume. Raven growled. "Terra..." Terra burst out of her stone prison. "Gimme my boyfriend!!! ...Even-though-he's-now-25-and-left me-when-I-told-him-to-the-day-I-died-I-mean-honestly-when-a-woman-says something-like-that-a-guy-ain't-suppoesed-to-do-it-but-anyways-he's-still-cute-and-I deserve-him-because-you-hated-him-until-now!...PANT PANT.. And-you-will-most-definatly-not-kiss-him-and-plus-blah-blah-blah... " Terra had been so busy talkin' that she didn't notice the couple left and went through the door. Gar and Raven rolled thier eyes and sat down. Halfway throught the movie, Raven got a fluttery feeling in her stomach. She looked at Gar. He was throwing popcorn at the back of some fat Italian guy's head (note: I ain't making fun of Italians..I love speghetti to much!). Raven tried to keep a distance from him so her powers wouldn't blow him up. He turned to her. "Hey Raven, I forgot my drink. Can I have a quick sip of yours?" A seat blew up behind them sending Queen Latifa into the air. Raven gulped. "Sure..." She handed him her Sprite. He took a long "sip" of it and handed it back. Raven blushed and set the cup beside her. At the end of the movie, Gar asked for another "quick sip". Raven took a sip and hande it to him. He put the straw in his mouth without even wiping the straw off! Raven spaced off thinking. "...like-the-time-he-fell-off-the-couch-trying-to-see-if-he-could-fly-without-wings-I-helped-him-not-you-and..." Terra was still talking when they left. It was eight o'clock. "Well, let's go home before Cy gets worried about his "baby" (referring to the car)" Suddendly, he wrapped his hand around Raven's waist and pulled her close to him. She blushed so red that if you held her next to a stop sign, you couldn't see her (and a drunk driver would hit her, thinking she was a stop sign). She decided to lay her head on his chest. Nothing blew up. They got in the car and drove to the tower. "WHERE"VE YOU BEEN!?!?! I've been waiting for you to bring that car back since 6:00!!! Dawg, if you try that again then I'll pound you so hard that you'll--" Gar held his hand up. "Respect your elders, Cy." Cyborg growled and stormed into the kitchen. Gar sat down on the couch and changed to channel 47, SCI-FI. He started to watch LARVA (that movie's scary....). Raven and Starfire sat next to him. "Friend, since you have been on the date with friend Raven, I was wondering if you would enjoy going for a walk on the beach with me?" Starfire looked at Gar with ultra large hearts in her eyes. "Ummm...." "STARFIRE!!" Robin stormed into the room. "NO, NO, NO! You said you would walk on the beach with ME! Not HIM, ME!!!!!!!!!!" Starfire stared. "Oh, fine." Starfire left with Robin. Raven scooted closer to Gar. He had changed the channel to Bevis and Butthead. "Dumbass," said Butthead. Raven stared at him with starry eyes (no, not Butthead, Gar.) . He wasn't paying attention to her. "Um..Gar?" "Hm?" "I was wondering if you'd...um....." She struggled to think of something to say. Gar licked his lips nervously and waited. "I...." He lost it. "JUST SPIT IT OUT, WOMAN!!!! I DON'T GOT ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Raven stared with a hurt look in her eyes. "Look, Rae, I'm sorry...." She turned and began to cry (not really, she's just trying to make him feel bad and kiss her. Girls are very smart, y'know!). Gar looked at he floor, then softly carressed Raven's face. He turned so that he faced her. "Rae, what did you want?" "I...just can't say it....." Suddenly, Gar leaned over and pressed his lips on to hers. Raven was startled at first, but she closed her eyes and deepened the kiss. It was only a minute (literaly), but to them, it lasted an eternity. When he finally stopped, Raven was staring into space and replaying the moment in her head. I'm guessing she'll be okay, Gar thought. He then left the room and went to take a shower. Raven walked down the dark hall untill she heard running water. She stood at the door. "Gar?" He couldn't hear. He was singing (kinda offkey...). "Yo mamma, show me how you move IT! Go 'head, put your back into IT! Do ya thing like it ain't nothin' to IT! Shake..." He continued to sing... "GAR?" "Back when a hoe was a hoe, a coke was a Coke, and crack's what you were doin' when you were crackin' jokes!" Raven started to get impatient. "GAR LOGAN!!!" "I walk this empty street, on the Boulavard of Broken Dreams!" Raven slammed the door open. Gar was STILL SINGING. "This love has taken it's toll on me. She's said good-bye, too mant times before!" Raven held her breath then slowly breathed out. "Gar, don't make me open this curtain!" He poked his head out. "What?" "What do you want for supper?" He thought a moment. "A Hardee's Thickburger!" Raven stared. "Aren't you a vegetarian?" There was silence. "Not anymore...." Raven walked out and flew to Hardee's. But it was closed. So she started to go to Mc'Donald's" "No, don't stop here!" Raven stopped. "Who're you?" "I'm your hamburger craving. Go to Wendy's!" "That does sound better." Raven went to Wendy's. "Yeah, you want a classic double with cheese!" "How about a spicy chicken sandwich with a mix of peppers and spices?" Raven sighed. "Lemme guess... You're my spicy chicken craving, right?" "Who invited her?" "She wants spicy!" "She wants hot and juicy!" "What about me?" Raven rolled her eyes. "Who're you?" "Your wife's frosty craving." "Hey! I know I say 'Dude you don't want to ignore her' in the commercial but, c'mon, you don't have a wife so beat it, Frosty Craving!" "Fine!" Raven buys a hamburger for Gar and a chickrn sandwich and a hamberger for herself. She then hired a pshychiatrist to talk to her about the Wendy's cravings in her head. Later that night, Cyborg worked on his car while Raven and Gar ate. They sat in silence for a long time. So Gar started to sing. "Hayley, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad, when I'm gone, but I'm trying to give you the life I never had..." "Shuttup," mumbled Raven. So Gar started to tell "Yo Mamma" jokes. "Hey Rae?" "What?" "Yo mamma so fat that when she saw a school bus, she yelled 'STOP THAT TWINKIE!'" Raven's eyes widened, seeing he was challenging her to say something better. "Oh yeah? Yo mamma so fat that priests would have to go back to before the earth was made to babtize her!" (there was only water, then....for those who don't know!). Gar smirked. "Yo mamma so stupid, when she read a peice of paper that said 'Don't write below the line', she wrote OK!" Raven thought hard. She said the only thing that came to mind. "Yo mamma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!" "Yo mamma so poor, she put a milkshake at McDonald's on layaway!" "Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, that when she's walking on the road and smiles, cars slow down." Gar thought for a long time. "Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning!" "Yo mamma so fat, when she lays on the beach, people yell FREE WILLY!" Gar laughed and thought some more. "One more. Yo mamma so fat AND old, when God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" He first had to tell her to move her big butt!" Raven was actually laughing so hard she was crying. Gar choked on his hamberger and Raven had to perform th hiemlech manuver (is this how you spell it?). They finally stopped laughing. Gar walked towards the couch and layed down. "I got to sleep here cause my bed's too small," he said. Raven walked over to him. "Good night," she said. "Night!" She walked out of the room and into her own. She layed down in her bed and kept playing the kissing image in her head (she could also still hear the Wendy's cravings...). *On The Beach* "Oh Robin, is this not romantic?" Robin sighed. He looked at Starfire... only to find her looking at a picture of mustard. "Star, I want to ask you something. Can I- -" "NO!" Starfire jumped back. "YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BELOVED MUSTARD PICTURE!! NEVER!!" She smacked Robin, body slammed him, and threw him into the ocean. She ran away screaming bloody murder. Robin looked as she ran away, then swam to the bottom of the ocean to find Bikini Bottom (I used to watch Spongebob...don't ask...) *At Jail* "Hmm...mabey that wasn't exactly the right spell to cast on that boy," said Mumbo Jumbo. He was looking in a crystal ball. Then Mumbo mumbled some mumbo jumbo that should not have been mumbled by Mumbo Jumbo. It was a reverse spell. He laughed hysterically...until some fat Italian guy killed him (don't underestimate the power of Italians. They cook piza...beware!). End Of Chappie One (fear me...) Suspence killing you? Good....