THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION
"But WHY should I pay his bills?"
The bank manager gave Annie that look she'd been getting way too much of lately. "Because you are him?"
"That's what I've been telling you, I'm not, I'm his ex-wife!"
The manager looked at the passport, and back up to her, and there was that look again. Annie rolled her eyes. "I didn't use to look like him! The god Ares showed up, and..."
"Sir, we do not accept stories that begin with 'the god Ares showed up' in this bank," the manager said stiffly.
Snap.
"That's it!" Annie cried. "I'm going super-villain!"