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10 ways to kill Sora! by clamara
View as PDF, Submitted: 2005-08-10, Updated: 2005-08-10, Chapters: 1, Size: 1K, Words: 271, Comments: 35, Views: 1054   
Games (158) > Kingdom Hearts series (1292)
Just some helpful tips on how to kill Sora(all Sora fans I mean no offence)
1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!
10 ways to kill Sora! *eh Hi ya Clamara here this is my first kinda story but please don't take any offence by it I don't mind the crazy frog or fan girls and I like Sora so I hope your not offended by any of this. Cover Sora in honey and watch him get eaten by Winnie the pooh. Show him a mirror of his reflection and he'll die of fright. Bake some cookies and fill them with poison ( he'll be dieing for more) Give him a note and tell him Seliphe wants to share the papou with him*watch him run off a cliff* Throw him in a tank full of sharks *always works for me* Let a cage off fan girls loose on him. Tell Riku that Sora thinks he looks like a sissy gay girlie girl*watch Riku beat the crap out of Sora* Make him listen to the Crazy Frog (he'll surely die from that) Replace his hair dryer with a flame thrower* so you can have Sora rare well done or just extra crispy* And finally last but not least send him to secondary school where he'll die of boredom. And if sora's still alive after all that God I don't know what would kill him do you? Me: well I hope those few tips were helpful. Sora: HELPFUL please I cudda thought up tons more tips than just 10*cheese grin* Me:*glares at Sora* shut up Sora or I'll make you listen to the crazy frog again. Sora:*hides under the computer table*
33 Comments (Most recent 10). Show All
darkyoshi555
Jul 11, 2008 09:25 PM by: darkyoshi555 chapter 1
lol, listening to crazy frog would probably make his ears bleed!
hahahahaha lol i would luv to see that!!!
i am so going to try those!!!

*faves*
 
roxra
Jul 7, 2008 10:31 PM by: roxra chapter 1
sissy gay girlie girl...
LMAO XD
idk i had to redo my last comment <<'
 
WhoEverIWantToBE
Jun 22, 2008 09:32 AM by: WhoEverIWantToBE chapter 1
o.O......what in the world are you doing to that runt? Can I help? >=D
 
painblack
Jun 9, 2008 03:49 PM by: painblack chapter 1
AWSOME!!!!! and i cant spell so ya.
 
Neopetgirl
Jun 4, 2008 09:02 PM by: Neopetgirl chapter 1
Woah,this list will defintely help. Thanks for posting! I'll defintely try em'! -devious smirk-
 
Hihachi17
May 25, 2008 01:49 AM by: Hihachi17 chapter 1
cool ill use these
 
Living_Dead_Girl
Apr 1, 2008 02:43 PM by: Living_Dead_Girl chapter 1
LOLOL that's funny! The crazy frog song is so random and the Riku one is pretty funny too.
 
zexionrox4eva
Feb 15, 2008 06:05 PM by: zexionrox4eva chapter 1
yeh but there is only one downside...after he dies he has a continue button XD

lawl nice ideas...i gotta try some of these
 
myartmaybebadbutatleastitry
Oct 28, 2007 12:22 PM by: myartmaybebadbutatleastitry chapter 1
YAY!! I think most of those would work on ne1!! LOL
 
Konohasdarkshadow
Mar 25, 2007 07:54 PM by: Konohasdarkshadow chapter 1
lol thats funny *favs*
 
kewl_kitsune_26
Mar 22, 2007 06:54 PM by: kewl_kitsune_26 chapter 1
so funny! and i agree with you, these will suerly work! =3
 
1513
Mar 5, 2007 07:36 PM by: 1513 chapter 1
Lol!XD
Oh here's another one.
"Take away Kairi and tell him that she either died or joined the Orginazation."(just hide her long anough until he dies!XD)
That'll suraly kill him.=3
 
CaptiainIndianaSolo
Dec 27, 2006 12:51 PM by: CaptiainIndianaSolo chapter 1
HAHAHAH!!! That's halarious!
 
Ranson
Oct 3, 2006 06:36 PM by: Ranson chapter 1
Haha! Thats so funny! You no what else you could do? ........don't know...
 
mochichan
Aug 31, 2006 10:50 PM by: mochichan chapter 1
*covers sora in honey* sora:eww I`m sticky.. Me: MWA HAHA!!!*calls pooh* pooh: mmm! honey glazed sora! Sora:NNNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!*faves*
 
Ashleetheangel312
Jul 15, 2006 05:53 PM by: Ashleetheangel312 chapter 1
I'm a huge Sora fan and this went on my favs.
 
xKairisOtherx
Jul 11, 2006 03:14 PM by: xKairisOtherx chapter 1
Why r u insulting crazy frog? and thats the name of the group. the song is called Axel-F
 
Obsessiveotaku
Jun 3, 2006 09:13 PM by: Obsessiveotaku chapter 1
pretty good, i dont like sora from KH1, but in KH2 he is allright... he as short freaky retardisms though...
QUOTE FROM KH2: "Oh no!, the hearts..."-sora

definitly gonna use those sometime...

Do any of these work on Haley Joel Osment, coz Riku hired me to kill him...
 
FreakyMangaGirl
Apr 26, 2006 07:37 PM by: FreakyMangaGirl chapter 1
haha! LURVE you for this story- it's friggen HILARIOUs! Great job! And yeah, I like Sora too, but I don't take offense, so...yeah.

*cringe*

BYYYYE!

*adds to favs*
 
Mariroth
Feb 25, 2006 02:00 PM by: Mariroth chapter 1
XD sweet, i like the axel f version of crazy frog, it feeds my hyper,
poison cookies are my favorite!!!
 
BrAinFreeZe
Dec 26, 2005 07:09 PM by: BrAinFreeZe chapter 1
GAHHH!!!-rolls around laughing- god thats rich, I absolutly love it its the greatest!!! I like #7 because you so know Riku would...
 
soras_girl_247
Nov 16, 2005 07:59 PM by: soras_girl_247 chapter 1
Hey! *turns on Crazy Frog music*

Sora:NOOO!!!*starts dancing* I CANT STOP!!

Theres only one way to make it stop and live...*puts on lipstick*

Sora:Oh,great.ANOTHER life-threatening decision I must make...NOO!!
 
luffylover222
Nov 11, 2005 05:59 PM by: luffylover222 chapter 1
sora: but i dont wanna die!!!
myomo:(my character)SHADDAP!!!*plays crazy frog axel f*
sora:*starts dancing*
myomo:DAMMIT!!*plays regular crazy frog*
sora:NOOOOOOO!!!!! IT BURNS!!
me:HEY! what u do that for?*starts wacking myomo in the head with soras keyblade repeatiadly(or how ever u spell it.)*
myomo: x_x
me:*shuts of music and kills crazy frog*
sora:thankies!^_^
me:ummm..yeah..ur...welcome...
sora:-_-)
 
soras_girl_247
Nov 9, 2005 03:48 PM by: soras_girl_247 chapter 1
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sora: NO!!Not the Crazy Frog!*hides behind me*

*gets out Keyblade*

Ill protect you!

Sora:Hey,thats MINE!

ANOTHER way to kill Sora: Whack him silly with his own Keyblade.
 
Kajuro_the_ultimate
Nov 3, 2005 04:27 PM by: Kajuro_the_ultimate chapter 1
LMFAO X 20
 
bestvideogameplayer
Nov 3, 2005 02:44 PM by: bestvideogameplayer chapter 1
you could put Replace sword with nuclear time bome.
 
_icypanther_
Oct 31, 2005 01:48 PM by: _icypanther_ chapter 1
*dies from laughter*
 
MarluxiaLuva
Oct 28, 2005 12:15 PM by: MarluxiaLuva chapter 1
I think #1,2,4,7(that one's the best), and 10 are the funniest but there all really funny
 
ShiroiOkami
Oct 13, 2005 02:48 PM by: ShiroiOkami chapter 1
my favorites are 1,4, and 7, this list is hilarious
 
Daughter_of_braska
Oct 10, 2005 08:29 AM by: Daughter_of_braska chapter 1
This is really funny, the last one should do it.
 
Onua19Nuvok
Aug 30, 2005 03:09 PM by: Onua19Nuvok chapter 1
Haha anyone would die listening to Crazy Frog! (This was really boss!) Yay!
 
Black-rainfall
Aug 23, 2005 05:11 PM by: Black-rainfall chapter 1
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!! AND I LOVE SORA BUT IT'S STILL AWSOME! *ish one of the rabid fan girls who attacked him^_^*
 

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