The Adventures of Generic Hero Guy! Chapter 5, Mission Umpossible. Our hero has rescued the damsel in distress and headed to…uhm…what was the kingdom called again? It doesn't have a name? Oh, okay. They are headed to whatever the kingdom the damsel came from, for the beheading of our generic hero. Britney Spears's “Toxic” plays in the background. GHG: Eh? Whats with the crappy background music? Shut up. I write the story, I choose the music I listen to while writing the story, so put a sock in it before I type you putting a sock in it. GHG: I'll be good…So. Damsel in Distress. What is your name? DID: Don't talk to me you lowly commoner. I, Princess Damselindis Tress, do not talk to trash like you. GHG: …You're not putting any thought into these names, are you? I think its pretty obvious that I'm not. Now stop talking to me. GHG: …Right. So, Damselindis… Damselindis (because “DID” isn't fun): I will only be referred to as PRINCESS Damselindis Tress. And stop talking to me. I said I don't want to talk to you. GHG: -Sigh- Fiiiine. I shall talk to White Horse With Spot On Behind. How are you White Horse With Spot On Behind? WHWSOB: … GHG: …That's it. We're going on an adventure. Damselindis, you're coming with me and White Horse With Spot On Behind. Damselindis: WHAT!? I DEMAND YOU BRING ME BACK TO MY KINGDOM WHERE YOU SHALL BE BEHEADED. After your beheading, I will reconsider letting you go on this adventure. GHG: Hrrrm. I do believe I need my head for my adventure… Damselindis: Pshaw. What is a head good for, seeing, hearing, smelling, and thinking. All are non-important. Now, to my kingdom! GHG: …Look. I have other missions to do. -Whips out generic quest letter- I must go slay the dragon in the Constantly Being Obliterated By Dragons village, and then I have to program the king's VCR. So please let me just finish these other quests. Damselindis: -Mutter- Very well. My script does call for me to be kidnapped a few times. But once we're done, it's a beheading for you, and then your organs and body parts will be supplied to the Generic Taverns for their Thursday Night Mystery Meat Specials! BWAH HAHAHAHA. GHG: o_o Damselindis: …Oh. I've said too much. GHG: …I'll try not to think about it…Well, it should take us a few days to reach the Constantly Being Obliterated By Dragons village…I hope they give me food there… -The scene fades while the Pussycat Dolls “Don't cha” plays in the background- GHG: WHATS WITH THE CRAPPY MUSIC? (A note from Snake: I do listen to Britney Spears and I love Don't cha. Go me. o.o)