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IM Life by Invader_Ali
View as PDF, Submitted: 2005-10-02, Updated: 2006-01-30, Chapters: 12, Size: 189K, Words: 33943, Comments: 6, Views: 388   
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this is an IM conversation I had with Demonic_Sora. it was too funny to keep to ourselves, enjoy!
10 - uh oh
AliHeartsPurple: hi Homicidal Kelli: hey AliHeartsPurple: I posted the pic of chaos Homicidal Kelli: righto AliHeartsPurple: and I forgot to tell you, chaos is actually a character from a game called Xenosaga Homicidal Kelli: I know that game Homicidal Kelli: I have them Homicidal Kelli: but i never got a good chance to play them Homicidal Kelli: KOS-MOS is the robot girl Homicidal Kelli: cyborg...is a better word AliHeartsPurple: I always thought chaos was cute Homicidal Kelli: heh Homicidal Kelli: damn my internet is being slow AliHeartsPurple: I though chaos was cute so sue me Homicidal Kelli: I dont have a lawyer AliHeartsPurple: never mind then Homicidal Kelli: nothing wrong with it though Homicidal Kelli: heh AliHeartsPurple: purple came home lastnight, finaly, he was soaking wet though Homicidal Kelli: heh Homicidal Kelli: was he screaming likea girl AliHeartsPurple: no, but he looked like he wa depressed about something, he just went to bed and didn't want to talk about it AliHeartsPurple: oh, and chaos stayed overnight Homicidal Kelli: h,m Homicidal Kelli: -grinds teeth- AliHeartsPurple: something wrong? Homicidal Kelli: -smiles- nope AliHeartsPurple: is there something about chaos that you don't like Homicidal Kelli: (hang on( Homicidal Kelli: ) Homicidal Kelli: (ok back) AliHeartsPurple: (ok) Homicidal Kelli: (I just faked out of my choir concert on sunday, I had my mom bail me) AliHeartsPurple: (wow) Homicidal Kelli: (I love my mom...HAHA! NOW I DONT HAVE TO WASTE MY WEEKEND!!!) AliHeartsPurple: *chaos walks in* chaos: well, I didn't exactly sleep last night I don't blame you, who can possibly sleep with the music blaring down the hall Homicidal Kelli: -I smile- Homicidal Kelli: it was great music AliHeartsPurple: nobody slept Homicidal Kelli: ..uh..well thats ok AliHeartsPurple: and purple still hasn't come out of his room, I hope everythings ok Homicidal Kelli: -shrugs-...maybe something fell from the sky and hit him in the sky Homicidal Kelli: head*** Homicidal Kelli: (I dont think when I type, can you tell?) AliHeartsPurple: (yes, brb) AliHeartsPurple: (back) Homicidal Kelli: (meh) AliHeartsPurple: I'm going to see if purple's ok *I walk to purple's room and knock on the door* purple? can I come in? Homicidal Kelli: (o yeah I narrate for this guy...uhh..-thinks-...o boy I dunno- -no answer- AliHeartsPurple: *I try to open the door but it's locked* purple? are you okay Homicidal Kelli: (dnt know what to say...) AliHeartsPurple: (like I said he doesn't really want to talk about it, I'm still working on what it is though) AliHeartsPurple: (so he could just keep telling me he doesn't want to talk about it) Homicidal Kelli: -just more silence, like no ones there- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh and take a pin out of my pocket and start picking the lock* AliHeartsPurple: *the door unlocks and I slowly open it* purple? Homicidal Kelli: -he is...just..is...sitting on his bed?...I dunno- AliHeartsPurple: *I walk over and sit next to him* why didn't you answer me Homicidal Kelli: Purple-...I dont really feel like talking AliHeartsPurple: *I look down* oh, you know that if there's something wrong you can tell me right Homicidal Kelli: -he just looks at you- Homicidal Kelli: (I dont like going off the top of my head like this) AliHeartsPurple: (at first he was excited about being a parent but now, after thinking about it, he's afraid of he might be a good parent, that's all I can come up with) Homicidal Kelli: (meh it works) AliHeartsPurple: (I'm sure every "soon to be parent" thinks about this stuff) Homicidal Kelli: (go figure) AliHeartsPurple: *I smile* purple, you know you can tell me anything Homicidal Kelli: Purple-...parenting... AliHeartsPurple: what about it Homicidal Kelli: Purple- what if I do a bad job Homicidal Kelli: Purple- What if the kid grows up to be like Red...I DONT WANT A FAILURE FOR A KID! AliHeartsPurple: *I hug him* don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be a great father Homicidal Kelli: Purple-...you dont know till your there AliHeartsPurple: you shouldn't let it get to you Homicidal Kelli: Purple- but it is AliHeartsPurple: I seriously doubt our kid would ever grow up to be like red Homicidal Kelli: Purple- lets hope AliHeartsPurple: *I smile* so that's what you've been thining about these past few days AliHeartsPurple: besides if the baby is a boy, well, most little boys want to grow up to be just like thier father Homicidal Kelli: -he smiles kinda- AliHeartsPurple: there's really nothing to worry about Homicidal Kelli: they wanna grow up to be like thier daddy's...? -Im standing in the doorway with my head tilted- AliHeartsPurple: *I look at you* how long have you been standing there Homicidal Kelli: -looks at nails and picks them slightly-...long enough to hear that pansy man is scared of having kids AliHeartsPurple: hey it's normal stuff that a lot of people think about before becoming a parent Homicidal Kelli: I doubt that...whats so hard on rasing a little kid, annoying as they are, I bet its not hard...you just tell them what to do and they do it AliHeartsPurple: there's a lot more to raising kids than you think Homicidal Kelli: try me AliHeartsPurple: I'd like to see you try to raise a kid Homicidal Kelli: ...it wouldnt be hard...not at all Homicidal Kelli: -I cross my arms Homicidal Kelli: - AliHeartsPurple: *chaos listens from down the hall* chaos: this could easily turn into a cat fight Homicidal Kelli: -my ears prick up and growl- AliHeartsPurple: *i lookat you* are you sure it wouldn't be hard, there's only one way to find out you know Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: what are you digging at now AliHeartsPurple: *I smirk* oh nothing.... Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: HEY TELL ME Homicidal Kelli: WHATS GOING ON NOW! AliHeartsPurple: well I'd just like to see you prove that you can raise a kid, and besides it's not all that easy to raise a kid, and what if it turns out to be twins? what then? AliHeartsPurple: you'd probably never be able to handle a kid of your own, you said it yourself, you hate kids Homicidal Kelli: ...well...I Homicidal Kelli: I didnt mean I couldnt do it Homicidal Kelli: I just said,..they piss me off.. AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* I'm just saying, raising a kid isn't as easy as it sounds Homicidal Kelli: riiiiiiight and raiding your fridge isnt hard either AliHeartsPurple: what Homicidal Kelli: eh... Homicidal Kelli: nothing Homicidal Kelli: IGNORE AliHeartsPurple: I've been wondering where everything in my fridge has been going Homicidal Kelli: ....-points to Purple- Homicidal Kelli: he ate it AliHeartsPurple: he hasn't been here that much, and he's more of the snack closet type Homicidal Kelli: well I.. Homicidal Kelli: Red ate it Homicidal Kelli: and ZOn Homicidal Kelli: Zon* AliHeartsPurple: because you've been giving it to them maybe? AliHeartsPurple: *chaos starts to laugh from down the hall* Homicidal Kelli: ..me?...never...I wouldnt give...-I smirk-..I take for myself Homicidal Kelli: -I growl again- AliHeartsPurple: well, everything in the fridge doesn't just get up and walk away Homicidal Kelli: well Homicidal Kelli: I dont eat THAT much Homicidal Kelli: -food falls out of my pockets- Homicidal Kelli: ...thats...nothing AliHeartsPurple: oh, what's this Homicidal Kelli: nothing...nothing at all Homicidal Kelli: -pushes it behind me with my foot- AliHeartsPurple: you've been stealing food from my fridge Homicidal Kelli: no.. AliHeartsPurple: *I look at one of the things from the fridge* woah, when was the last time we had any of that Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: I Homicidal Kelli: I-I...bought...it....? AliHeartsPurple: that must have been on the bottom shelf, it's been a while since we cleaned out the bottom shelf, most of the stuff is ages old Homicidal Kelli: -I start to gag slightly- Homicidal Kelli: now you tell me Homicidal Kelli: I mean AliHeartsPurple: well I would have told you if I knew you were raiding my fridge Homicidal Kelli: -I smile guiltily- well...I..its a bad habit AliHeartsPurple: just don't do it any more Homicidal Kelli: -whines- AliHeartsPurple: *chaos comes from down the hall*chaos: so what's goin on Homicidal Kelli: -I give a low growl- AliHeartsPurple: *chaos looks down the hall when he hears a song and he smiles* chaos: that's the same exact song Ali and I listened to when we were going out AliHeartsPurple: they're playing Come On Come On in there? chaos: yeah Homicidal Kelli: -looks at all of you-...you people listen to the weirdest music Homicidal Kelli: I havent heard of any of it AliHeartsPurple: you've had to at least heard Smashmouth Homicidal Kelli: yeah but... AliHeartsPurple: come on come on is a song by smashmouth AliHeartsPurple: "come on come on and tell me why you're staring, come on come on, it must, be what I'm wearing" Homicidal Kelli: -tilts head- well not that song AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* chaos and I listened to it all the time Homicidal Kelli: -Purple kinda looks back and forthn between you two- Homicidal Kelli: forth* AliHeartsPurple: *I look at purple* oh, right you don't know, umm well, chaos is an old boyfriend of mine Homicidal Kelli: -he slowly nods his head- AliHeartsPurple: heh *The musc from down the hall gets louder and quieter again as someone opens and closes the door* AliHeartsPurple: you might think they were having a party in there Homicidal Kelli: -I slowly start backing out of the room growling as I pass chaos- AliHeartsPurple: chaos: I have a feeling she doesn't like me very much Homicidal Kelli: -I walk to the room with everyone else and yes it is a party- AliHeartsPurple: *I just sigh* AliHeartsPurple: I don't know how much longer I can take that music playing all night Homicidal Kelli: -Zim comes walking by the door in a wobbly way- AliHeartsPurple: are you okay Homicidal Kelli: -he coughs and looks at you guys funny and starts to laugh randomly and falls against the wall- AliHeartsPurple: chaos: I think he's drunk or something Homicidal Kelli: -I come running over- AliHeartsPurple: what's going on in there Homicidal Kelli: -I trip over Zim and start to laugh to Homicidal Kelli: - AliHeartsPurple: *I get up* I'm gonna find out what's going on *I walk down the hall and into the room* Homicidal Kelli: -me and Zim get up, still laughng and walk back into the room, inscent burners everywhere and beer- AliHeartsPurple: oh, my, god Homicidal Kelli: -everyones just laiughing and spilling/ breaking things- Homicidal Kelli: laughing* AliHeartsPurple: *I just stare with wide eyes and my mouth hanging open* Homicidal Kelli: -Purle pokes his head in and has the same expression- Homicidal Kelli: Purple* AliHeartsPurple: tell me this isn't happening Homicidal Kelli: -we all look at you guys then burst out laughing again and toasting off beers and chugging and whatelse people do at wild parties- (Im just doing what my brothers do,..what bad influences) AliHeartsPurple: what the hell is wrong with you guys Homicidal Kelli: Purple- where do they keep getting the beer? AliHeartsPurple: that is a good question *I pick up a can* it's almost like it's coming out of nowhere *a random man walksin with a crate of beer* man: I got your beer *he walks out AliHeartsPurple: nevermind Homicidal Kelli: -we still laugh- AliHeartsPurple: this is insane Homicidal Kelli: -Red walks over to you, themost sober- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* this can't be happening AliHeartsPurple: *I look at the can of beer in my hand* I never heard of this brand Homicidal Kelli: Red- thats cuz its imported Homicidal Kelli: -he slurrs- AliHeartsPurple: imported? are you insane, look at all this, I let you guys play the music, but now it's gone too far Homicidal Kelli: YoUr NoT tHe BoSs Of Me!!!! AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* please, somebody shoot me AliHeartsPurple: just shoot me now Homicidal Kelli: -I cackle and throw one of the cans at you adn Purple and Chaos- Homicidal Kelli: and** AliHeartsPurple: hey! Homicidal Kelli: -I laugh somemore and clap my hands like a stupid kid- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh and drop the can of beer that was in my hand* and the music is louder than usual Homicidal Kelli: -Zon keeps turing it up- AliHeartsPurple: *I cover my ears with my eyes closed tightly* this music is way too loud Homicidal Kelli: Purple- and everyones drunk! AliHeartsPurple: *I have "that" look as I try to remain calm* Homicidal Kelli: Purple-..eheheh Homicidal Kelli: Purple- so,..what exactly do we do now...? -he shakes his head from the music- AliHeartsPurple: *chaos backs away slowly*chaos: leave befor Ali loses it Homicidal Kelli: -Purple backpaces to- Purple-...I dont think any one of them will be living after this AliHeartsPurple: *I walk over to the sterio and hold up my hand as a black sphere forms* Homicidal Kelli: -I walk over and push you- DONT DO THAT! THE MUSIC WILL EVAPRATE!!! Homicidal Kelli: evaporate*** AliHeartsPurple: this has gone way too far AliHeartsPurple: *I shoot a sphere and make the stereo blow up* Homicidal Kelli: -we all cover our ears and glare at you- AliHeartsPurple: *I make a shpere appear around all the beer and make it dissapear* Homicidal Kelli: -we all look around and whine- Homicidal Kelli: Red- HEY THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!!! AliHeartsPurple: and I care, why? Homicidal Kelli: -we all hold our heads and then look pissed- AliHeartsPurple: *I stand there with my arms crossed* Homicidal Kelli: -my arms flame up and I give a icy glare- Homicidal Kelli: -Purple and Chaos have there heads in the door watching- AliHeartsPurple: *I don't move and I have the most angry face a person could ever have* Homicidal Kelli: -I walk slowly towards you as if the drunkness inmy body disapperaed- AliHeartsPurple: *I don't move* Homicidal Kelli: -I feet flame upp to and I immediatly start trying to rip you to shreads- AliHeartsPurple: *I keep moving out of the way and my body starts to glow as I start to throw shperes at you* Homicidal Kelli: -I dodge them and kight a near object on fire carelessly- AliHeartsPurple: that was expensive Homicidal Kelli: light** Homicidal Kelli: -I growl and bite your arm not letting go, I start to cut your skin and you bleed- AliHeartsPurple: *I wince and try to make you let go* Homicidal Kelli: -I bite harder and one of my eyes flash red, its the left one- AliHeartsPurple: *I throw a sphere at you* Homicidal Kelli: -it hits my arm and I whine, I bite even harder then let go and clasp my arm- AliHeartsPurple: *blood is running down my arm* dammit Homicidal Kelli: (haha whats sad is I really do bite people XD my dentist complained to me about that my canine teeth are to big...so I get alot of kanker sores..he wants to chizle them down...muahahaha...) AliHeartsPurple: *my eyes start to glow* Homicidal Kelli: -I growl at you wipe the blood from my mouth- AliHeartsPurple: *I make a large sphere using both hands and throw it at you* AliHeartsPurple: (red, zim, and zon are just watching this? are they going to do anything, I mean they're mad too aren't they) Homicidal Kelli: (...yeah...but they are alot drunker then I am...) AliHeartsPurple: (oh) Homicidal Kelli: (meh I have to go soon) Homicidal Kelli: (I dont wanna but sung needs to use the damn computer) Homicidal Kelli: (so I might come back on later...I got like 15 minutes...) AliHeartsPurple: (ok) Homicidal Kelli: (...man roomates are hard to live with) AliHeartsPurple: (I wouldn't know) Homicidal Kelli: (...sigh...you have the luck of that) Homicidal Kelli: (he's leaving in a few days) AliHeartsPurple: (anyway, back to the rpg) Homicidal Kelli: (yeah for the 10 minutes left I have) AliHeartsPurple: *I keep throwing sphere's at you* Homicidal Kelli: -some hit me but I just shove them aside with my arms, still aflame- AliHeartsPurple: *I create a sphere and trap you inside it* Homicidal Kelli: -my eyes widen and I definitly try to dodge this- Homicidal Kelli: (...o...wait...Im already in it) Homicidal Kelli: (nevermind) AliHeartsPurple: *I smirk* Homicidal Kelli: -I start bashing on the side and try breaking it with the fire and keep getting angrier- AliHeartsPurple: *It doesn't break and I walk over* Homicidal Kelli: -both of my eyes flash red and I start screaming from inside- Homicidal Kelli: -inside the bubble or whatever- Homicidal Kelli: -everyoone kinda walks over- Homicidal Kelli: one* AliHeartsPurple: *I have a saticfied smile* Homicidal Kelli: -I keep trying to break it- AliHeartsPurple: *my eyes go back to normal* anyone else want to try Homicidal Kelli: -Zon hugs the bubble- Zon-...ahh let her out AliHeartsPurple: that's not gonna happen Homicidal Kelli: Zon- but shes getting mad...madder AliHeartsPurple: if you hug that bubble too tight you'll end up in there with her Homicidal Kelli: -he backs away- Zim- yeah Zon, and with the way she's acting...not even I would wanna be in there Homicidal Kelli: -the whole ball looks like its on fire, but the fire is in the inside- AliHeartsPurple: it'll be while before she manages to break it Homicidal Kelli: (hey I have to go, but if I dont come back on its becuase its way way way to late...) AliHeartsPurple: (ok) Homicidal Kelli: (bye bye) AliHeartsPurple: (bye)
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