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IM Life by Invader_Ali
View as PDF, Submitted: 2005-10-02, Updated: 2006-01-30, Chapters: 12, Size: 189K, Words: 33943, Comments: 6, Views: 371   
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this is an IM conversation I had with Demonic_Sora. it was too funny to keep to ourselves, enjoy!
11 - the baby arrives
AliHeartsPurple: hi Homicidal Kelli: hey there AliHeartsPurple: I fell asleep in front of the comp today Homicidal Kelli: heh Homicidal Kelli: Ive done that almost AliHeartsPurple: I posted new pics Homicidal Kelli: ok then AliHeartsPurple: one is of zim and it's pretty funny Homicidal Kelli: hehe I'll look as soon as Im done checking my mail AliHeartsPurple: ok Homicidal Kelli: meh so whats up AliHeartsPurple: I went to an art festival today Homicidal Kelli: really sounds fun AliHeartsPurple: actually it was boring Homicidal Kelli: ...really? Homicidal Kelli: it was the boring art huh AliHeartsPurple: pretty much Homicidal Kelli: -nods- that sucks...well that kinda art AliHeartsPurple: I just kept asking when we were gonna eat Homicidal Kelli: ha food...yes...big thing in life AliHeartsPurple: Calisto_divine_Blue got my request up today Homicidal Kelli: heh fun Homicidal Kelli: I like her art, with the D-boys Homicidal Kelli: and her story prozac...so...intersting AliHeartsPurple: well my request was a pic of Cameron and Nny, speaking of wich, I posted chapter 13 of childhood friends Homicidal Kelli: ok then Homicidal Kelli: ahh computer running slowly AliHeartsPurple: uh oh Homicidal Kelli: damn its really slow Homicidal Kelli: really really...DAMMIT I HATE THIS THING AliHeartsPurple: my cousin is having me make him a FAC account Homicidal Kelli: dammit...sorry I got disconneted... AliHeartsPurple: oh Homicidal Kelli: yeah my computer is pissing me off Homicidal Kelli: AliHeartsPurple: my cousin is having me make him a FAC account Homicidal Kelli: thats the plast thing I saw AliHeartsPurple: that's the last thing i said Homicidal Kelli: .. Homicidal Kelli: ok Homicidal Kelli: nvm thing AliHeartsPurple: I'm stillw aiting for my cousin to give me his location and occupation Homicidal Kelli: re-all-y now AliHeartsPurple: his location is hell and he's the grim reapers assistant Homicidal Kelli: really Homicidal Kelli: my summer job is being alfred the ninja grim reaper...(dont ask just really dont) AliHeartsPurple: ok Homicidal Kelli: -looks around-...this is awkwardly silent AliHeartsPurple: yeah Homicidal Kelli: ...wanna continue from yesterday? Homicidal Kelli: or not..? AliHeartsPurple: sure Homicidal Kelli: AH shoot I STEPPED ON SOMETHING!! AH frack IT WAS O GOD Homicidal Kelli: ITS MOVING Homicidal Kelli: ...ahem...sorry Homicidal Kelli: -shudders- Homicidal Kelli: continuing AliHeartsPurple: oook Homicidal Kelli: ...sorry...I moved my foot and stpped on something...and it moved...and..-wipes foot on carpet- Homicidal Kelli: gah I hate the feeling of something crawling on my foot AliHeartsPurple: yeah.... Homicidal Kelli: v_v... AliHeartsPurple: I almost stepped on a scorpion once Homicidal Kelli: -shudders-...thatd scare me...Id probably purposly step on it with...huge shoes or something AliHeartsPurple: I was barefoot, and it was so small it looked like a piece of thread before I took a closer look at it Homicidal Kelli: -twitches uncontrolably-...I hate bugs... Homicidal Kelli: which is weird for someone like me AliHeartsPurple: I hate bugs too, spiders especially AliHeartsPurple: and spider down her can jump Homicidal Kelli: -nods head- Homicidal Kelli: same Homicidal Kelli: ugly little bastards AliHeartsPurple: anyway... Homicidal Kelli: Ooooooooooooo now Im all nervous Homicidal Kelli: -thinks there is a spider on ground- Homicidal Kelli: I had one crawling on my once and I freaked out to the point people were laughing at me ;_; AliHeartsPurple: oh that happend to me too AliHeartsPurple: one thing I really hate are bees AliHeartsPurple: you want camerons boots? Homicidal Kelli: -nods- Homicidal Kelli: they are kool AliHeartsPurple: I finaly posted chapter 13 of child hood friends and there's a little suprise at the end of the chapter Homicidal Kelli: ahem...anyways...another awkward silence...gee the night has been full of them over here...my moms friend kara came over and she brought her daughters...awkwarrrrrddd...mom kept wanting me to show them my art..;_;..I hate showing people that crap.. AliHeartsPurple: I always show everyone my art Homicidal Kelli: ..>.>...people think mine is weird Homicidal Kelli: THERES NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT!...but...people...now adays... AliHeartsPurple: yeah I know what you mean Homicidal Kelli: -nods- ya ya...well Homicidal Kelli: meh...-remembers last night-...imported beer...wonder if it tasted good.. AliHeartsPurple: aftre all that, I spent the night in purple's room Homicidal Kelli: -still in bubble- Homicidal Kelli: hate hate hate... AliHeartsPurple: (you can probabaly guess what I was doing in purple's room) Homicidal Kelli: (...) Homicidal Kelli: (...I dont know if I want to...if thats where your going with it) AliHeartsPurple: (^.^) *I walk into the room and look at you in the bubble* how are you today Homicidal Kelli: (...O GOD) Homicidal Kelli: -I glare at you-...hungover... AliHeartsPurple: will you try to kill me if I let you out Homicidal Kelli: -Red, Zim and Zon are all on the ground sleeping off there hangovers- Homicidal Kelli: maybe...-I smirk- Homicidal Kelli: and maybe not AliHeartsPurple: it's yes or no Homicidal Kelli: ...-I give a annoyed expression-...I cant help if I do or dont, its my blood that decides for me I dont have control over that sort of stuff.. AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* Homicidal Kelli: -I smirk again-...or I can bust out myself AliHeartsPurple: *I shrugg* Homicidal Kelli: -I stat completely on fire and the bubble starts to melt from the inside- AliHeartsPurple: wow Homicidal Kelli: -it eventually melts and I stand there shaking my head-...wooooo!...freedom..Id be more yper if I wasnt so cramped up...-I stretch my arms- Homicidal Kelli: hyper* AliHeartsPurple: *I stand there with my arms crossed* I didn't think the thing could melt Homicidal Kelli: -Zon wakes up-...what happened...? Homicidal Kelli: HA...I beat you at your own game!! Homicidal Kelli: I WIN! Homicidal Kelli: for once...thats an odd change AliHeartsPurple: *I look at zon* well the stereo is gone for one thing Homicidal Kelli: -he widens his eyes and looks over at the stero- Zon- WE HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE!!!??? AliHeartsPurple: that's not gonna happen Homicidal Kelli: Zon-...why is that AliHeartsPurple: hold on *I run to the bathroom and throw up and comeback* AliHeartsPurple: *I cough* I think my stomach came out that time.... Homicidal Kelli: -we all stare at you funny- Homicidal Kelli: when we were sleeping did by chance take the beer...? AliHeartsPurple: I got rid of it, but I didn't drink any of it, I don't drink beer Homicidal Kelli: Zon-..then whats with the throwing up...are you sick or something -he shakes his head-...ah..I need asprin AliHeartsPurple: I'm fine, it's nothing AliHeartsPurple: *I lean back against the wall and sigh* Homicidal Kelli: ...-we still stare- Homicidal Kelli: yes lets all rabndonly throw up for no reason Homicidal Kelli: randomly* AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* alright, it's morning sickness AliHeartsPurple: I have morning sickness AliHeartsPurple: *I leave the room and stand in the hallway* I just know I'm gonna have an increased appitite Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: uh huh...right Homicidal Kelli: -none of us say anything, we already know what happened- Homicidal Kelli: -I start twitching-...gah.. AliHeartsPurple: *I start walking down the hall heading towards the kitchen* AliHeartsPurple: *I come back to the room* did someone empty out the fridge lastnight Homicidal Kelli: -points to Zon- Homicidal Kelli: -Zon points to Red- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* I gotta have something to eat Homicidal Kelli: -I still twitch- Homicidal Kelli: GOD...DAMIT WHY!! Homicidal Kelli: dammit* AliHeartsPurple: what? Homicidal Kelli: ...AHH Homicidal Kelli: WE KNOW YOUR OREGNAT NOW Homicidal Kelli: ..(bad typing skills) Homicidal Kelli: pregnat* AliHeartsPurple: *I look down* so... AliHeartsPurple: just to let you guys know now, I might have a few mood swings Homicidal Kelli: -we all backpace- Homicidal Kelli: Zon- now were really screwed you think I havent already noticed that? Homicidal Kelli: -Zim coughs and shakes his head- Zim- what'd I miss now...-Red slowly comes to- AliHeartsPurple: I don't really see the problem AliHeartsPurple: *I cross my arms* Homicidal Kelli: -Zon walks over to Red and Zim and tells them the news, they oth have scared expressions and back up against the wall furthest away from you- AliHeartsPurple: *I get an annoyed look* what is the problem Homicidal Kelli: SHES GETING MAD RUN!!! AliHeartsPurple: I seriously don't see whatthe problem is Homicidal Kelli: -were all backed against the wall clinging to each other and sniviling-... Zon-...dont get mad dont get mad... Red-...pregnat!?!?... Zim- this is short notice...-I punch Zon in the face- STOP TOUCHING ME Red-that was out of subject gotta let him know whos boss -Red nods then everyone stops confused with a "wah?" expression- AliHeartsPurple: first of all, I'm not gonna get mad, or at least I'll try not to Homicidal Kelli: Zon- SHE SPEAKS LIES! Homicidal Kelli: Red- I say...WE JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AliHeartsPurple: you keep yelling like that and I will get mad Homicidal Kelli: -we slowly inch towards the window- AliHeartsPurple: *I just sigh and walk out of the room* Homicidal Kelli: -you hear glass break- AliHeartsPurple: they're the ones who are gonna pay for that window AliHeartsPurple: *I walk intothe kitchen and look for something to eat* come on there's gotta be something, something I can hopefully hold down AliHeartsPurple: *I walk into the living room where purple is sittingon the couch and I go and sit next to him* AliHeartsPurple: everyone else has to pay for a window now Homicidal Kelli: -Zon's screaming from outside- sorry but I had to throw you out it!!...we wanted to test it first!! Homicidal Kelli: Purple- what now AliHeartsPurple: well, first I want to make sure I didn't lose my stomach in that last run to the bathroom Homicidal Kelli: -Purple sighs- Purple- its only gonna get worse... AliHeartsPurple: I know, but it'll be worth it in the end AliHeartsPurple: everybody was backed into a corner at the news Homicidal Kelli: -Purple laughs- AliHeartsPurple: and I can't find anything to eat Homicidal Kelli: Purple-...o yeah..they emptied it out yesterday..-he sighs- AliHeartsPurple: *I start to get a sick feeling in my stomach again* Homicidal Kelli: -Purple looks kinda sad- Homicidal Kelli: Purple- if I was you Id just try to relax AliHeartsPurple: to tell the truth, I completelyforgot about the part of pregnancy that includes morning sickness AliHeartsPurple: *I lean back in the couch and stare at the ceiling* I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl Homicidal Kelli: -he puts his arm around you- (aww) Purple-...we wont know, till the time AliHeartsPurple: *I smile* we can wait until the baby comes or I can go to the hospital for an ultrasound and a couple of weeks to find out if it's a boy or girl Homicidal Kelli: -Purple smiles and nods- Homicidal Kelli: -the front door opens me, Zim, Zon and Red all walk in looking beat up- remind me to never jump out another window...THEN LANDING IN A ROSE BUSH!! -my arms flame up and I glare at Red- AliHeartsPurple: *I look at you* you guys gotta pay for the window Homicidal Kelli: -I point to Red and walk over to a chair and start pulling thorns out of my arms- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* my stomach probably feels sick mostly because I haven't eaten anything Homicidal Kelli: Zon- why dont you go buy some food then AliHeartsPurple: well for one thing, the morining sickness has me throwing up ever other hour, it's better if I just stay home Homicidal Kelli: -I wince from the thorns- then make Red go and get stuff AliHeartsPurple: you know, I've heard that a baby can hear you if you talk to it while it's still inside the mothers belly Homicidal Kelli: -I stare- AliHeartsPurple: what? Homicidal Kelli: ...it can hear you?...does it remember things?...-starts to yell- IT'LL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! -continues to yell- AliHeartsPurple: it can remember the persons voice, it's usualy how an early bond is started Homicidal Kelli: -I stop-...geez kids are scary AliHeartsPurple: they are not scary Homicidal Kelli: ...gah..so says you! AliHeartsPurple: *I look annoyed* Homicidal Kelli: they hear your conversations...and...like you for them..? THAST CRAZY Homicidal Kelli: thats* AliHeartsPurple: *I roll my eyes* it can actually be helpful when the baby is born Homicidal Kelli: yeah right...-I look away-... AliHeartsPurple: if the baby is crying and recignizes your vice when youtry to calm it down, it will calm down Homicidal Kelli: ...thats...insane..I guess thats why I never stopped crying... Homicidal Kelli: -I whine- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* Homicidal Kelli: -I shake the thought, and slight flashback-...either way Homicidal Kelli: you still havent proven to me one good thing about a kid AliHeartsPurple: *I have to throw up again and run to the bathroom as chaos comes from down the hall* chaos: I missed something didn't I Homicidal Kelli: she's pregnat Homicidal Kelli: ...unfortunatly AliHeartsPurple: chaos: really? Homicidal Kelli: -I sigh-...ye Homicidal Kelli: yea* AliHeartsPurple: chaos: I bet she's excited about it Homicidal Kelli: WELL IM NOT Homicidal Kelli: -I cross my arms then scream because of the thorns- AliHeartsPurple: *he shruggs* chaos: in a couple of weeks we'll be able to determine if it's a boy or girl Homicidal Kelli: -I wave my finger in a circle-...hooray AliHeartsPurple: *I comeback from down the hall with a hand on my stomach* I'm pretty sure I lost my stomach that time Homicidal Kelli: nah it'll get worse... Homicidal Kelli: -I smirk-...still think its worth the trouble? AliHeartsPurple: yes AliHeartsPurple: and so far I haven't had anymoodswings Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: -I sigh- Homicidal Kelli: it'll come...sadly Homicidal Kelli: -everyone else sighs to- AliHeartsPurple: well it's not like you could have stopped this Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: so Homicidal Kelli: I still dont think its worth it Homicidal Kelli: I mean...WHAT JOY COMES OUT OF BIRTH!!?! Homicidal Kelli: a little...demon around the house...breaking things...crying...yelling..screaming..pissing the rest of us off..and for what? a 'awww' every other month!!...-I start to murmur to myself- AliHeartsPurple: *I roll my eyes and sit on the couch again* Homicidal Kelli: o you know its true AliHeartsPurple: I like kids, I've had to deal with 8 toddlers and 3 infants at the same time at one point you know Homicidal Kelli: ...pfft anyone could do that if they wanted to! give them a box of matches and wacth em go! Homicidal Kelli: watch* AliHeartsPurple: *I start to get annoyed* are you just gonna keep complaining Homicidal Kelli: I have a reason to AliHeartsPurple: just because I'm pregnant isn't a very good reason to complain Homicidal Kelli: ...thats in your case AliHeartsPurple: I seriously think the reason you don't like this is just because you'll miss all the attention Homicidal Kelli: no Homicidal Kelli: not completey Homicidal Kelli: I mean Homicidal Kelli: THEY JUST ANNOY ME Homicidal Kelli: its like you with Red Homicidal Kelli: but worse AliHeartsPurple: *I roll my eyes* my stomach keeps feeling like I'm getting cramps Homicidal Kelli: ...THE WRATH OF A EVIL CHILD!!! AliHeartsPurple: chaos: so you are going to have a baby shower right AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* I guess Homicidal Kelli: ... Homicidal Kelli: -groans then gets up and walk out of the room- AliHeartsPurple: I seeriously need something to eat AliHeartsPurple: *I get up and walk into the kitchen in hopes of finding anything* AliHeartsPurple: *I dig through the stuff on the shelves* there's gotta be some thing Homicidal Kelli: -Zon walks over guiltily and hands you a box of cereal- AliHeartsPurple: thanks *I start to eat the cereal straight from the box* Homicidal Kelli: -he smirks- Zon- happy to help AliHeartsPurple: *I smile* AliHeartsPurple: *it isn't long until I finish the box* AliHeartsPurple: *I go back into the living room and sit on the couch again* Homicidal Kelli: Red- so this baby thing takes 9 months right? AliHeartsPurple: yeah Homicidal Kelli: Zim- long time...long suspence AliHeartsPurple: *I shrugg* sometimes a baby could end up being born premature, but it's higly unlikely that will happen Homicidal Kelli: Red-...I see AliHeartsPurple: but that usualy happens if the mother has somekind of drug addiction or something, and most premature births don't survive, it's sad really Homicidal Kelli: Red-...lets hope kelli never has kids then Homicidal Kelli: Zim- you know she won Homicidal Kelli: wont* AliHeartsPurple: I think I'm gonna throw up again *I run to the bathroom* Homicidal Kelli: -everyone sighs- Homicidal Kelli: Red- this will be a regular habit AliHeartsPurple: *I comeback* if I thorw up one more time I am going to cry Homicidal Kelli: Zon-...sounds crappy Homicidal Kelli: Purple- and its only the first day AliHeartsPurple: you might think the baby was growing faster than it should be Homicidal Kelli: -everyone stops- Homicidal Kelli: Zim- do you think its because of the element? AliHeartsPurple: good question AliHeartsPurple: it might be, all I know is that when the baby is born it will have either dark or light as an element Homicidal Kelli: Red-...touching AliHeartsPurple: chaos: there is also the chance that the baby will be born without an element Homicidal Kelli: Zon-...really AliHeartsPurple: chaos: yeah AliHeartsPurple: *I sit on the couch and sigh* AliHeartsPurple: what if the baby is growing faster than normal Homicidal Kelli: Purple- then...we dont have to wait as long Homicidal Kelli: -I call from the other room- WHHHHHHHATTTTT!?!?! Homicidal Kelli: -I come running out- YOU MEAN ITS GONNA BE HERE SOONER!?! AliHeartsPurple: probably Homicidal Kelli: -I whine- AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* Homicidal Kelli: I thought Id have more time to wait AliHeartsPurple: *I shrugg* oh well Homicidal Kelli: ...arent you happy AliHeartsPurple: *I smile* Homicidal Kelli: -I glare then pout- AliHeartsPurple: we'll know if the baby is growing faster than normal if my stomach is the size of a beachball by tomorrow Homicidal Kelli: -laughs- Homicidal Kelli: that'll look funny! AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* my stomach doesn't look any bigger right now does it Homicidal Kelli: -no one answers that- Homicidal Kelli: -I cackle- AliHeartsPurple: what? Homicidal Kelli: noting Homicidal Kelli: nothing* AliHeartsPurple: seriously Homicidal Kelli: noooooooooothing AliHeartsPurple: will someone just tell me! Homicidal Kelli: -Purple coughs- Purple-...kinda AliHeartsPurple: why do I have a feeling it's more than kinda Homicidal Kelli: -again no one says anything- Homicidal Kelli: NOO IT'LL BE HERE AT THE END OF THE WEEK WITH THE WAY EVERYTHING IS GOING!!! -I start to panic- AliHeartsPurple: *I put a hand on my stomach* that wasn't a kick was it Homicidal Kelli: great the thing is already devoloping Homicidal Kelli: ...WAAH AliHeartsPurple: yeah, it's definately growing faster than normal Homicidal Kelli: -I whine- Homicidal Kelli: stupid kid AliHeartsPurple: *I try to get up* don't tell me I'm too big to even get up already Homicidal Kelli: dont get up to fast shamu! Homicidal Kelli: -I sit on the ground and cackle somemore- Homicidal Kelli: Zon- yeah that babies comign Homicidal Kelli: coming* AliHeartsPurple: *I sigh* well we didn't expect things to happen this fast, we don't even know what to name the baby yet Homicidal Kelli: YOUR THINKING OF NAMES ON THE FIRST DAY Homicidal Kelli: I mean...anme it... Homicidal Kelli: name* Homicidal Kelli: ...stupid Homicidal Kelli: perfect name AliHeartsPurple: well we wouldn't have to think of names this soon if it was growing at a normal rate AliHeartsPurple: we don't know if it's a boy or a girl so we won't really be able to choose a name until it's born Homicidal Kelli: -sighs- Homicidal Kelli: I gave you the perfect name though Homicidal Kelli: Red- look on the bright side...we dont have to go through 9 months of throwing up and mood swings AliHeartsPurple: I guess AliHeartsPurple: *I try to get up again and sit back down* I can't even get up now Homicidal Kelli: -I laugh- thats what you gt I spose Homicidal Kelli: get* AliHeartsPurple: well I knew it was gonna get to the point where I couldn't get up without help Homicidal Kelli: heheh Homicidal Kelli: Zim- think the baby will be born tomorrow? Homicidal Kelli: Zon- I wouldnt be shocked AliHeartsPurple: it's starting to look like that's waht's gonna happen, it keeps kicking Homicidal Kelli: -gets annoyed- Homicidal Kelli: meh...I need food..-gets up and walks out the door- AliHeartsPurple: *lavender walks in and looks at me* lavender: mistress? how did you get do big AliHeartsPurple: so* AliHeartsPurple: I'm gonna have a baby, it kicked again lavender: wow *she runs over, obviously amazed by this* AliHeartsPurple: *lavender puts a hand on my stomach*lavender: hey, I can feel it moving Homicidal Kelli: -Purple smiles- AliHeartsPurple: *lavender giggles*lavender: it likes to move a lot Homicidal Kelli: Zon-wel that shows it'll be active enough AliHeartsPurple: lavender: you gotta feel this, it's really neat Homicidal Kelli: -everyone is kinda silent- Homicidal Kelli: Zim- Id really rather not AliHeartsPurple: lavender: aww come on AliHeartsPurple: lavender: are you afraid to AliHeartsPurple: I think the baby is definately coming tomorrow Homicidal Kelli: -Purple looks suprised and then sighs- Purple- father by tomorrow (v_v I have heart burn) AliHeartsPurple: lavender: can I hold the baby when you have it, huh, can I (she's excited) AliHeartsPurple: sure, everyone's going to get a chance to hold the baby if they want to Homicidal Kelli: -Red whispers over to Zon and Zim- Red- I wonder if shes gonna be one of those hogging mothers... Zon-...heh...who knows AliHeartsPurple: *I suddenly put a hand on my stomoch* ow, that hurt Homicidal Kelli: Red- if it comes any sooner were gonna be screwed AliHeartsPurple: well pain can only mean one thing at this point AliHeartsPurple: well I haven't gotten any more pain I'm sure tha- *I wince when more pain comes* uh oh Homicidal Kelli: -everyone stops confused- AliHeartsPurple: *I start breathing heavily* I think...I think the baby's... Homicidal Kelli: Everyone-....O_O Homicidal Kelli: Purple-...does any have a car? AliHeartsPurple: if not then you'll need to have a doctor come here Homicidal Kelli: -Zon runs to the phone- Zon-...WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 9-1-1!?! AliHeartsPurple: *lavender lokks at him sarcasticly*lavender: 911 Homicidal Kelli: Zon-...o Homicidal Kelli: -he dials and talks to some random person who picks up phones- AliHeartsPurple: *I yell when the pain gets worse* Homicidal Kelli: Zon- ok they have someone coming ove Homicidal Kelli: r AliHeartsPurple: *I'm trying not to scream* lavender: I hope whoever's coming gets here soon Homicidal Kelli: -Back at the 24/7 where I am, I walk out with a brainfreezy and see a ambulance drive by-...just typical...THEY HAVE THE BABY IN ONE FREAKING DAY!!!! -I start to run back to the house- this...would...be,..easier...if...I...DIDNT STEAL FROM THR STUPID STORE...I mean..-breathes hard from running- AliHeartsPurple: *at the house* lavender: mistress you have to breath *I try not to scream* it hurts.... Homicidal Kelli: -Purple is freaking out and running around not knowing what to do- Homicidal Kelli: -everyone is screaming or trying to do something all at once- Homicidal Kelli: -someone knocks at the door- AliHeartsPurple: *lavender runs over and answers the door* Homicidal Kelli: -the ambulance guy looks down at her confused- Docter person-...someones having a baby here...? AliHeartsPurple: *I scream from over on the couch* lavender: that would be her AliHeartsPurple: *lavender points to me* Homicidal Kelli: -he runs in with some nurse person and like docter...stuff...I dunno dont ask me- Nurse- were gonna need everyoone to leave the room AliHeartsPurple: *lavender starts to push everyone into another room* AliHeartsPurple: *after everyone's in another room lavender closes the door, and leans back against it*lavender: misstress is in a lot of pain chaos: childbirth is a complicated thing Homicidal Kelli: -I eventually start walking-...I wonder what everyones doing back at the house...then again...why does kelli care...and more importantly...why the hell am I talking to myselF!?!?! -sigh- AliHeartsPurple: *everyone just stands in the room while I'm screaming fromthe other side of the door* lavender: how long is this gonna take Homicidal Kelli: -Zon and Zim cover thier ears- Zon- SHES TO DAMN LOUD AliHeartsPurple: *finaly a baby is heard crying* AliHeartsPurple: lavender: the baby is here AliHeartsPurple: *lavender gets very excited*lavender: do you think we can go back in now Homicidal Kelli: Zon- we have to wait till the docter says we can AliHeartsPurple: *lavender jumps up and down, very excited* Homicidal Kelli: Docter person- -he motions for everyone to come in the room- AliHeartsPurple: *lavender gets very excited and chaos looks at her*chaos: calm down lavender: I can't help it Homicidal Kelli: (meh I should probably go, I have abusy day tomorrow_ Homicidal Kelli: ) AliHeartsPurple: (ok) Homicidal Kelli: (alrighty bye bye)
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