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*Ways to Annoy Hao* (or get you're self killed) by Keito-Chan
View as PDF, Submitted: 2005-11-05, Updated: 2005-11-05, Chapters: 2, Size: 3K, Words: 844, Comments: 17, Views: 538   
Anime/Manga (0) > Shaman King (972)
I.E: really good ways to get you're self killed,
plz dont flame me
2 - wahhoo! MORE!
Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid question no matterwhat answer he gives      Followhim around and keep asking the same stupid question no matter what answer hegives.  Give him nicknames that are unrelated to hisreal name (Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie).  Poke him at random moments, and don’t give hima straight answer as to why you are doing it, either.  Laugh at any and all plans to get Yoh’s soul he comes up with.  Follow him around and tell people that helearned everything he knows from you.  Say bad things about him before he passes out of earshot.  Try to get him to start a conga line.  Kick him in the shins at random moments whenhe is not looking,then run away.  Take his stuff andhide it.  Walk up to him and say, "Man, it feelsgood to be a hamster", and walk away with no explanation.  Laugh at him in general.  Dye his hair rainbow colors by any meanspossible. See if he screams.  Get him a puppy forChristmas. Claim that since he’s always wanted a “pet”, you finally raised thebar, from a hamster to a dog.  Get him a Chiwawa asthe puppy. (An Irish Wolfhound would be a very, very stupid move at this point).  See how many rounds of 100 Bottles of Beer onthe Wall he can take before he swears and takes out his sword.  Claim that you were testing his mentalendurance. Claim he failed spectacularly.  Tell him, The catcrows at dawn and the horse screams at noon, and see how he reacts to thislittle bit of randomness.  After you’ve finished telling him something,you must add (no matter what!) But it’s just a rumor. (Ex: Kana told me to tellyou that you are leaving tomorrow, but it’s just a rumor.)  Tell him you’releaving to see if he cries out of sheer joy.  See if he attempts to be polite about yousaying you’re leaving (above) and tries to say something like too bad, or, I’llmiss you, or, You simply must write, or, Send me a postcard!    
10 Comments
KillerPanda
Jun 15, 2008 07:22 PM by: KillerPanda chapter 2
I would just hang on him all day.XD
 
HoshigumiFan
Jan 22, 2007 10:40 AM by: HoshigumiFan chapter 2
lol, what if it does feel good to be a hamster? I wanna be a hamster... Man, I really love this... You know what? ::favs::
 
Being a Hao fan, I do not sing 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall... I sing 100 Pictures of Hao on the Wall... Does that work? lol, jk. I only do that to bug my friends! XD =3
 
SharukahaUchiha772
Dec 3, 2006 04:05 PM by: SharukahaUchiha772 chapter 2
SHINNS!!
 
Renishinio
Jul 4, 2006 03:04 PM by: Renishinio chapter 2
"Man, it feelsgood to be a hamster" o.O What were you thinking with that line? Funny write more!
 
_ren_tao_fan_
Jul 2, 2006 08:27 AM by: _ren_tao_fan_ chapter 2
lol you should make more! These are funny
 
mikeala12
May 22, 2006 07:05 PM by: mikeala12 chapter 2
Me: I've already tried most of these....
Yoh: You should have seen her run! XD
 
Ultimate_Lifeform
Feb 9, 2006 03:34 PM by: Ultimate_Lifeform chapter 2
ROFLMHO!!! favs! SO funny!
 
jewel
Jan 12, 2006 08:41 AM by: jewel chapter 2
I already tryed the 'say its good to be a hamster' with my mother...she thaought I was becoming crazy^^
 
Hikari260
Nov 5, 2005 04:33 PM by: Hikari260 chapter 2
ROFLMAO!!!! Another great job, i wanna test em out! *devious grin*
Hikari: Hey Hao!
Hao: O no ya dont YOUR NOT TOUCHING MY HAIR!! *runs away*
 

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