PRAISE ME PEOPLE! I HAVE UPDATED!

*silence*

Vee: Are you going to say that EVERY time you update a new chapter??

Me: …..*cough* …Well…I know it took some time….ehh…*shifty eyes*…..LOVE MEEE!!!

*irritated cough from the audience*

Me: WHAT?? WHAT?? *looks around and sees only a bunch of glaring eyes* Okay….O___o Uh…well I updated NOW right? RIGHT??? And for Beastboycrush a.k.a Kat, she will yet again, show up in my story! I owe her that man! YAY! ^__^

Zim: *pops up outta nowhere* What the….what am I doing here?

Me: ……I don't…….know…. *blank face*

Dib: *pops up* ….No! Not this again!!! Get me outta here…wait….what's that…?? *picks up a couple of drawings*

Zim: *laughs* HAH! Look at the one of Dib as a monkey! HAHAHAH!!

Dib: *twitch*

Me: Yes, yes! I'll take those! *snatches them back* Thank you very much!! O_o;; Now forget eeeeverything you have seeeen!! *makes dramatic gestures in front of Dib and Zim*

Dib: *blinks and turns to Zim* Is she serious?

Me: *still making silly little gestures* You're asleeeeep!! ASLEEEEEP!!!

Zim: ……riiight….O_o I'm going home! I don't have time for this!

Dib: Same here… *walks off*

Me: AHA! SUCCESS!!

Vee: Why do you always have to do that?

Me: …….Do what? NOW READ STOREH!!

Vee: I've already read it….while you were writing it, remember?

Me: Oh yeah…*clears throat* KAT!! CAN YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE???? *screams out to audience* IT WAS HIM!! It's HIS fault!! *points to Vee* I couldn't concentrate with Vee running around…!!

Vee: O__o LIAAAARR!!!! *charges*

Me: …..*runs off*



Chapter 3


Sid stopped right in the middle of Zim's lawn.

Hmm… I have been here before haven't I? She thought and glanced up at Zim.

Oh yeah! That part of my life…heh-heh…! She thought to herself and started to chuckle slightly.

“Heh…aliens! Yeah…that is pretty funny!” She suddenly said out loud, making Zim turn and stare at her, like she was some crazy brainless zombie.

Sid blinked at him. “What? I didn't say anything!!”

“….okay whatever….WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE STINK-BEAST???!!!” He suddenly shouted and pointed at her.

Sid stared back at him with a blank face. “Eehh….cuz you….told me to?” She replied confused.

Zim blinked. “Huh? Oh yeah! Right!” He said and shifted his eyes a bit. “I knew that!” He said and opened the front door.

“Allright, horrible DISGUSTING human! You have my permission to enter my house! Now be honoured!”

“….I'm not going in there again! Are you stupid or something?” Sid stated, raising one eyebrow.

“Me? Stupid? How dare you?” Zim yelled and shook a fist in front of her face threatening.

“…I don't know…” She replied simply and stared at him with a blank face.

Zim blinked. “Ehh….okay then….uh…well… come on inside now!”

“Why?”

Zim frowned. “Well… don't you want your backpack back?”

Sid giggled. “'backpack back'” she mimicking him. “Hehehehe…packback pack backpack pack? Hehehe…”

Zim raised an invisible eyebrow. “Say what?”

“Hehehe….oh and Yeah! I want it back…so hand it over…uh…please?” She said grinning.

“NEVER! You have to go in and get it yourself!”

Sid sighed. “FINE!” She said and walked inside. Zim strutted after and closed the door behind them. “MWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!” He laughed all….evilly-like.

Sid just grabbed her backpack and stared at him. “So…are you gonna kill me now?”

Zim stopped, with his arms still raised above his head. “Uhh….naah…not today…”

She raised both eyebrows. “Not today?”

He let his arms drop. “Neh!” he said simply and shrugged. Sid rolled her eyes.

“Why not?”

“Well, if you ask for it…”

“Nono!! I just…eh whatever….” She said sighing.

Suddenly Gir ran into the room from the kitchen. He was out of disguise and smiling he hugged Sid.

Zim frowned. “Gir don't do that! You don't know where it's been!”

Sid glowered at Zim. “It?”

“Huh?” Zim looked like he had forgotten all about her for a minute. Gir laughed and ran off again.

Zim and Sid stared blankly at each other for a couple of minutes.

“What do you want?” Sid finally asked.

“Oh!” Zim said and brightened into a smirk. “Be right back!” He said and disappeared.

Sid glanced at the door, but at the same minute Zim came back holding up… something dark-grey and round, with a small Irken symbol on it.

She narrowed her eyes at it. “What's that?”

Zim shifted his eyes. “It's a …uh….Present!” He grinned and reached it towards her. Sid took it. Zim nodded rapidly. “It's a…um…bracelet!”

Sid looked up at him again, raising one eyebrow. “Looks more like some sort of …I donnu…cuff?

Zim waved his hands in front of him. “Pff! don't be silly!!” he laughed. “Hehehe…okay now put it oooon!!!”

Sid stared at him. “Uuuhh….” To voices appeared in her head. She sometimes called them Mister stupid and mister smart… but unfortunately she mixed up the names of the two…

Don't do it!!!! Don't do iiiiit!!

Do it!! DO IT!!

Here's when she should've listened to the smart-voice…. To bad she didn't.

“Okaay!!!” Sid said out loud and put the….dark-grey thingy on her left wrist. It clamped around her wrist automatically and she heard a locking sound. “What the…” She mumbled getting somewhat paranoid. She tried to tear it off, with no success.

Zim just laughed, which made her even more anxious.

“What, WHAT?? Get it ooooff!!!!” She shouted and jumped around, trying to get it off.

Suddenly she felt a high electric shock through her body. Sid screamed and fell on her knees shaking and with dark smoke rising above her.

“Eehh…” She said weakly and looked up at Zim, who was holding a remote control.

“What the hell was that for?” Sid growled when she realized that the shock came from the `bracelet'.

“I will use this whenever I want to, and need to….eheh….electricity is so much fun!” he grinned and hugged the remote.

She stared at him. “Why??”

“Eh?”

“Why this thing??” She yelled and lifted her arm.

“Do you rather want me to kill you?” He said and glared down at her, but before she had the time to answer, he continued. “That horrible DIB has been annoyingly….well more annoying than normal… and I could always use a human alibi…”

Sid just frowned.

Zim waved one hand. “Now be gone with you! You'll know when I need your service!”

She stared at him, but when he made a gesture to the remote again, she got up from the floor and quickly left the house.


Oh Brilliant!! She thought angrily, still trying to pull the grey thing off, but of course, without succeeding.

“Stupid electric-alien piece of crap!!” she muttered to herself as she walked home.


It was unusually quiet. She opened the door slowly and sneaked inside. “Dad?” She called quietly. The tall and slim man came running down the stairs.

“Oh there you are honey!” He smiled and walked pass her to the living room.

Sid raised her eyebrows. “Dad? You did notice that I have been gone right?” She asked carefully. “Yeah, well…I guessed you were just at some friend's house?”

She sighed. “Yeah… I was…”

He grinned. “Aaaww! It makes me so glad that you have made some friends here!”

“Whatever...” She said looking down and was about to walk pass him to her room, when she almost ran in to a woman. Sid looked surprised up at her. “Uhh…Who are you??”

She grinned down at Sid. “I'm Mia” Sid noticed a glass of cognac in her hand.

She glanced back at her dad and then at Mia. “Aha...” she said plainly.

Mia smiled again. “You must be Sid, right?” Richard has told me a lot about you…”

“Fascinating…” Sid said without looking at her and went to her room, without looking back.



Mia sighed and walked up to Richard. He made a weak smile. “Heh…yeah… it probably take some time for her…” he said.

Richard was a pretty good looking man in his late thirties, very thin, long light brown hair he had in a small ponytail and small beard.

Mia was about the same age, dark hair and a lot of makeup… that's the first picture Sid got of her.

Sid actually didn't give a shoot about her father's love affairs. Now she had a problem of her own.

But amazingly enough, she fell asleep pretty fast.



The alarm clock went off a half an hour earlier than usual. She sat up with her black her all tangled. Her dad, Richard was standing in the doorway. “Could you please call me next time you stay over somewhere over the night?” He asked.

Sid nodded. “Yeah, sorry.” She whispered. He nodded back. “Thanks...” He said and walked away to the kitchen.

Sid was actually amazed that he asked that at all… usually he didn't notice if she didn't come home one night or two… but when she got to the kitchen she understood.

Mia was there now. Both Richard and Mia tried to avoid talking about that she had spend the night… they just kept going and acted like Mia had always been living there.

Sid didn't speak during breakfast. She just ate quickly, grabbed her bag and left without a word.

It didn't take long for her to get to skool. Actually the first thing she spotted when she reached the doors was Dib. She kept her head down and walked faster.

Ignore me, ignore me, ignore me, ignore me, ignore me…

“Hey, Sid!!”

Aww shoot! “Ehem…hey Dib…” She said kind of absently.

“I was going to ask you if you have seen anything s…” He started.

“Could you maybe take that later?” Sid interrupted looking up at him. He blinked. “Um... Okay.” He said and followed her inside the classroom.

Ms Bitters was already there, and most of the students. Sid sat down.

Then she suddenly felt the electric jolt from the metal-thingy again and she let out a scream, twitching. She fell down on the floor.

The kid behind her laughed. “What's wrong with you??”

Sid climbed up to her seat, smoke rising from her, and she looked over at Zim who grinned. “What was that for?” she hissed at him.

He shrugged. “Nothing…I just think you look pretty funny, all twitching on the floor…”

Sid was about to yell something at him, but changed her mind. Instead she changed the tactic.

“Oh I'm so sorry!” She said making a huge toothy grin. “Of course you can shock me whenever you feel a little bored! I'm here for you!” She said making a huge false smile.

He stared at her, like he had expecting her to shiver and fear, and now she didn't. He narrowed his eyes, but he didn't have time to say anything before Ms Bitters appeared above them.

“Please wait with your little games until after the lesson!” She hissed and went back to her desk.

“I have horrible…absolute horrible news!” Bitters said and made a dramatic pause.

“I thought we had enough doomed children in this room, but no! Now there will be another one!” She hissed and glared at Sid. “They seem to drop in one after one like dead flies…” she muttered and opened the door, letting a girl in. She seemed to be slightly taller then Sid, purple hair and with a black and purple shirt

“Hi!!” She said, smiling. “I'm Kat!”

“If you knew what awaits you in this doomed classroom, you wouldn't be so cheery.” Ms Bitters said and pointed at a seat behind Sid. “You can sit there.”

The kid on the chair got pale. “But I sit here Ms Bitters…”

“Not for long…” She growled and pushed a button, making the kid vanish beneath the floor, screaming. “You have an irritating voice anyway...” Ms Bitters said and then turned to Kat. “Well??”

She ran up to the desk and sat down.



To Be Continued…



Me: *over-dramatic gasp* Now you will have to wait for the next chapter! BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHA! Man I'm evil!! *snort*

Vee: ….or not….

Me: Ehem….Oh look pie! *runs away*