To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Star the red head alien Alien Had some pretty eyes Like green emeralds And if you ever saw them Saw them You would know why Robin cries `Cause he has to ask her out Val-yore the brave brave alien Alien He was such an awful jerk Go get a life That he never saw Saw Star fit for any work You idiot Then when battling robots Val-yore had to be saved By Star now She said “I value your life” And got him out of that stage of strife Then when the mission was over Over How do you think Val-yore did? That jerk! Starfire don't you worry Worry `Cause you have more friends than he did! Ha ha on Val-Yore!