CHAPTER ONE: THE DAY (Girl: AIIIEEEEE!!!) One day, Edward patiently waited at the bus stop. For what, you ask? Well, that's a good ques--THE BUS, STUPID!!! WHAT ELSE!?! His little brother, Alphonse, was beside him bouncing up and down. "Oh, I'm so excited! Big brother, are you?" "We're freakin' going to school, Al. Of course I'm not happy!" Al turned beside him. "Are you ready for schooooooool Fletcher?" Fletcher nodded and bounced up and down in his new NIKE shoes. "I--'m ready for schooooool, Al. Are you ready for schoooooool, Al?" "I---'m ready for--" "Shut up!" Ed screamed. "I mean, gawd! That's annoying!" The bus pulled up and the door opened. "You three going to schoooooool?" asked the bus driver, Steve. "Yes, sirree!" said Al and Fletcher. Ed sighed and walked to the back of the bus. Sadly, the nerds....they followed. "What grade are you in, Alphonse?" "Ninth! What about you?" "Third!" Fletcher says, beaming. "Russel says I'm-a growin' up fast!" "Wait...nine....three..." Al said thoughtfully. "Those are both factors of the almighty 27!" shouted them both at the same time. They pulled out their notebooks which were covered in the number 27. "All hail 27!" They gave each other Klingon hand sign high fives. "Gawd," Ed muttered. He gazed out the window. When some other people got on, Russel walked over and sat beside Ed. "Sup," he said. "Dawg," Ed said. Thyey bumped fists and stared straight ahead. "So I hizzity-heard that you and Winry were dating," said Russ. "That's wiggity-wiggity-wack." Ed nodded. "Solid. We ain't dating." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know this is a stupid place to stop, but I had to. I'll add Chapter two soon. It's better.