It's Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb! Actually, it's... CHAPTER FOUR: Plotless Random Chapter (GIRL: I'm tired o' screaming.) (math!) So, like I was saying, she dumped me for some guy becasue he said 'Add you and me, subtract Jean, and you get love'. That's just cheezy," said Mr. Havoc, puffin' on a cigarette. "And I was all 'Add my fist and your face, subtract a few teeth, and we get...perfection." "Wow! This math is intrigueing and sumptuous!" Al said in a bubbly voice. Ed shot a spitball. "'Sumptuous', my a--" (science) And you pour the xyphloonium in the CO2 + H2O + CYX3 ," said Mr. Tucker. "Daddy?" said Nina. Al poked Ed's side. "Psst! Hey...hey, brother! PSSSST!!" Just ignore it, Ed thought. He just wants to get me in trouble... "PSSSSST! Brother!!" Ignore it... "I LO------VE you, brother!!" Gosh DANG! Ed thought. Why? Why didn't she wait? Mom could've waited18 years, but noooooo. She had to go and have me a little brother! ONE YEAR AFTER I WAS BORN!!! "Bruh------ther! Brother, psssst!" Ed turned his head. "....Winry's making out with Envy." "WHAT THE ***!?!?" Ed jumped on his desk and looked around, foaming at the mouth. ".....Mr. Tucker, Edward cussed." Mr. Tucker put down his beaker of PYX2TOY36 . Edward, get in the corner." "But--" "To the naughty stool!" Ed put the cone that said "Dunce" on his head and sat on the stool. Albeamed because he felt special. But now everyone thought he was a goody-two-shoes. Well, technically, he is... (history) Ed sat far away from Al in history. But, see the bad news is...they had assigned seats, so they were forced to sit beside each other... "Um...four score and seven years ago," said Ms. Ross, "Some....guy....did this thing. And it...it affected our history." Al stood up and slow clapped...until he saw that no one else was, so he stopped. "Yo, Edward!!" Russel, who wasn't in that class, just walked in. "I need to borrow a pencil." "No, go get your own." "Da-GUM, shorty! Don't ya know how to share?" "Excuse me," said Ms. Ross. "Why are you in here?" "Um....I have a hall pass?" "Oh, okay." Russ looked at Ed. "Well, Elric, you say you won't give me a pencil? Y'know what this calls for?" Ed's eyes widened. "God, no!!" Russ and Al stood at the front of the room with microphones. "Yo, DJ! P-play da track!" Fletcher gave an A-town sign and put the track on, son. Then..."Ohhhh! You have to learn! Learn to live with who you are!" Al sang. "And GOD will smile on yoooouuuu!" "Go, DJ, go, go!" rapped Russ. Al started to sing again. "And when LIFE gets you DOWN!! You have to GRIN and BEAR IT, and LOVE who you ARRRREEEE!!!! And--" The bell rang and everyone left the room. "I wasn't done with me song!" Al screamed. "Oh, god! Everyone hide!" Russ, miss Ross, and Ed hid. Ed knew that if Al never got done singing when he broke out in song, something bad would happen... "Al...ANGRY!!" Al screamed. He rippedm off his shirt, grew muscles, and turned green. "Oh, no! It's the Inedible NERD!!" Russ yelled. "Wait! I know how to save us!" Ed yelled back. He pulled out his homework and shoved it in the Inedible Nerd's face. "L-look, Al! See the homework? It's gooooood homework!" Al calmed down. "Home....work....." He snatched the homework and gasped. "....you missed one." <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> I typed this chapter in less than 20 minutes....so that's why it's fast paced and random! Still, it's gonna get better. Believe it.