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!!How to Annoy your teachers!! by FireBender789
View as PDF, Submitted: 2006-02-02, Updated: 2006-02-02, Chapters: 1, Size: 1K, Words: 290, Comments: 62, Views: 2964   
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YAY ANNOYANCE!
1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!
Climb out the window in the middle of class. When he/she yells at you to get back in say “Not until the Beatles get back together!!!!” Jump on you desk and sing `Hit me baby one more time!' at random Throw pencils (point up) at the ceiling to see if they stay up there Answer yes-or-no questions with words such as: `Skittles' `Oreos' `Pudding' `Monkey butt' or `Your mom' Answer any OTHER questions with yes or no In the middle of a test yell “FREEEEEEDOM!!” when your teacher yells at you say “I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!” Whenever the room gets silent yell “TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!” (Don't ask…my cousin does that ALL the time…) Pop your gum REALLY loud Every time your teacher turns around make a farting noise Bring your pet turtle to school and make him do his `Turtle dance' whenever you feel like it Write your teacher love notes and sign them “Your secret admirer” Ask to go to the bathroom whenever your teacher is about to talk-thanks to Froze8 Time how long it takes for him/her to grade your papers and give him/her there time Bring a flashlight and shine it in there face Crawl in the classroom like your dying Walk down the hall like you're a model singing “I'm to sexy” Ask the same question over, an over-thanks again to Froze8 Raise your hand to ask a question and say you've forgotten- thanks (yet again) to Froze8 Finish there sentence with some stupid saying- must I say it? Oh well thanks a lot Froze8!!!!!
58 Comments (Most recent 10). Show All
Twilightdancer24789
Jun 19, 2008 09:31 AM by: Twilightdancer24789 chapter 1
DA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tis the season to be JOLLY fa lalalala la la la la!!
Then you should sing the Barney song!! * dies laughing*
*favies*
 
zimrulerofearth
Apr 5, 2008 08:16 AM by: zimrulerofearth chapter 1
woot! funni! *favs*
 
sk8ergrl1234abc
Jan 14, 2008 03:59 PM by: sk8ergrl1234abc chapter 1
you should add say you are going to do something and then not do it...
and chew your gum loudly...
when your teacher says to stop, do it more!
o... and prank your teacher
 
JuicyGirl101
Nov 24, 2007 05:42 PM by: JuicyGirl101 chapter 1
nice story
 
Starofwonder123
Nov 20, 2007 01:20 PM by: Starofwonder123 chapter 1
Give your classmate a noogie and then when youre teacher says to leave him alone give him another one.
 
myartmaybebadbutatleastitry
Oct 28, 2007 04:03 PM by: myartmaybebadbutatleastitry chapter 1
ME: LOL so funny. *faves* In third grade we were learning about penguins, and i got got the whole class to say penguin over and over again every time the teacher said penguin! but she eventualy caught on, and started calling it by it's scientific name which just made us confused  O.o
 
Umbreon: You're always confused...
 
ME: *blinks* What?
 
Umbreon: *sighs*
 
finalxfreak
Oct 21, 2007 12:43 PM by: finalxfreak chapter 1
jeez man i love it!! im gonna try some!!!
 
kagome99
Aug 22, 2007 12:21 PM by: kagome99 chapter 1
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
EternalDarknessWaitsForDawn
Aug 3, 2007 03:21 AM by: EternalDarknessWaitsForDawn chapter 1
Annoyance is my best friend
Some people call her desertbreeze though
 
Angel_of_Aquas
Jul 29, 2007 11:05 PM by: Angel_of_Aquas chapter 1
XD Here's one:

When a teacher asks you to answer a question say, "I plead the 5th"
 
desertbreeze
Mar 6, 2007 05:48 PM by: desertbreeze chapter 1
lol for stupid sayings "got it memorized"-Axel of kh2
 
Barbiegirl
Mar 2, 2007 04:25 PM by: Barbiegirl chapter 1
Hahahahaha!!! Im gonna convince a kid named Dakota to do this because he is always like that
 
espio_warrio22
Feb 15, 2007 04:43 PM by: espio_warrio22 chapter 1
how about this

when in detention shout "this is violating my human rights"
 
disenergratedlove
Feb 13, 2007 01:16 PM by: disenergratedlove chapter 1
tis is funny *favs already* im doing the crawl like ur dying thing!
 
KillAllChavs
Jan 29, 2007 12:00 PM by: KillAllChavs chapter 1
Lol funny
 
QueenYakuri
Jan 6, 2007 05:07 AM by: QueenYakuri chapter 1
WHEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL TRY TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW!!! ^^
 
pixiepumpkin
Dec 3, 2006 10:29 PM by: pixiepumpkin chapter 1
TO FUNNAY
 
HorseSpirit
Nov 29, 2006 08:03 AM by: HorseSpirit chapter 1
hahaha!! LOL!! That's hilarious :D :D :D I think I'll do some of those things to my evil spanish teacher >.<
 
Animegurl4life
Nov 25, 2006 11:45 AM by: Animegurl4life chapter 1
ROTFLMAO!that was friggen hilarious
 
BlackPhoenixHighlord
Nov 21, 2006 12:53 PM by: BlackPhoenixHighlord chapter 1
rotflol!!!I still can't breathe!!!!*favs**favs u* you so funny!
 
DocOck
Nov 2, 2006 01:42 PM by: DocOck chapter 1
id love to do all of this but im in highschool and my teachers are extremly strick even if i try to attempt this. Id be dead meat.BUt this is awesome. Ill give the to do list to one of my little brothers friends and well see what happens. it should be quiet intresting.
 
xXEddyxXxLoverXx
Oct 22, 2006 11:59 PM by: xXEddyxXxLoverXx chapter 1
Haha that's funny, I'm so doing them in class
 
xJemx
Oct 22, 2006 11:57 PM by: xJemx chapter 1
Lmfao that's funny

*faves*
 
Diomondcookie9
Oct 20, 2006 02:33 PM by: Diomondcookie9 chapter 1
LOL** IM USING ALL OF THEM**
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burningflame_97
Sep 6, 2006 12:35 AM by: burningflame_97 chapter 1
HAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!! *Favorites*
 
burningflame_97
Sep 14, 2006 09:28 AM by: burningflame_97 chapter 1
*Goes to school and waits for classroom to get silent so I can do annoyance number 17!* "I'm, too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, what you think about that. I am a model, you know what I mean....." Still so funny!!
 
MCRchick25
Aug 31, 2006 06:21 PM by: MCRchick25 chapter 1
duuuuuuuuuude this are aweseome! *favs* ha i did the hit me baby one more time one and i almost got I.S.S. lol
 
HeiesgirlSable
Aug 29, 2006 04:32 PM by: HeiesgirlSable chapter 1
I blew my nose onna tissue and handed it in with my homework
 
TurtleQueen
Aug 28, 2006 05:07 PM by: TurtleQueen chapter 1
Im gonna use um to bug my evil language teacher! muwahaha! (he deserves it) *favs*
 
ladychaos
Aug 16, 2006 07:50 AM by: ladychaos chapter 1
lol i gotta try this some time
 
zeldafan92
Aug 15, 2006 04:52 PM by: zeldafan92 chapter 1
lol i do half of those things in class lol *favs*
 
dont_ever_quote_Mark_Twain
Aug 10, 2006 08:23 PM by: dont_ever_quote_Mark_Twain chapter 1
AWESOME STORY! XD
 
OblivionAlchemist13
Aug 5, 2006 03:08 PM by: OblivionAlchemist13 chapter 1
Ha ha, those are good ways to annoy the teachers.
 
_ren_tao_fan_
Aug 1, 2006 07:01 AM by: _ren_tao_fan_ chapter 1
YAY *FAVS*
 
Ollie_is_da_bomb
Jul 25, 2006 09:17 AM by: Ollie_is_da_bomb chapter 1
LOL!!!!! XD *favs*

OIDB
 
tedness2345
Jul 13, 2006 10:29 AM by: tedness2345 chapter 1
FUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!
 
IAmUnique
Jul 9, 2006 12:36 PM by: IAmUnique chapter 1
haha thats so funny! i do stuff to annoy my teachers all the time! i took a pic of my math teacher eating a snickers bar and put it on the internet! haha! and i kept asking him random questions, and i confuse my teachers alot! hehe...that was so funny! :D
 
mangacheese1818
Jun 22, 2006 09:52 AM by: mangacheese1818 chapter 1
Sell their desk/job on e-bay.
 
shadowdude
Jun 19, 2006 11:43 AM by: shadowdude chapter 1
not bad, although i ALWAYS annoy my teacher, once i even got 1 fired, i took a pic. of him sleeping on the job. lol, wot i usually put my mp3 speaker on at full blast and bring my guitar in. once the teacher left the room, i pluged my mp3 into his comp, found his amps (he keeps them cus at dinner he tries to play guitar, bvut hes krap) and pluged my guitar in. Then wen he got bak, we had a huge mosh pit in the middle of the room, and we even had piggy-bak moshing to! lol, that was so kool! anywho, still not bad.
 
darc
May 11, 2006 01:01 PM by: darc chapter 1
Hahaha! That is so funny! I'm going to try some of those!XD!! *faves
 
FreakyMangaGirl
May 3, 2006 01:35 PM by: FreakyMangaGirl chapter 1
Hahaha- this ones just as funny as the other two! You have a GREAT sense of humor!

Man, my favoirite I think was #15. THAT made me fall out of my chair!

But yeah.

*adds to favs*
 
brittany123
Apr 23, 2006 08:06 AM by: brittany123 chapter 1
ha ha very funy i will try them out sometime!
 
espio_warrio22
Apr 17, 2006 12:33 PM by: espio_warrio22 chapter 1
i wanna annoy my maths teacher thx 4 that
 
purple_attitude26
Apr 3, 2006 01:23 AM by: purple_attitude26 chapter 1
lol...unfortunately, ma skool's windows r difficult 2 open...bt so hilarious!! lol...*favs
 
Firestar-Rised
Mar 27, 2006 08:58 PM by: Firestar-Rised chapter 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE GOT TO TRY THESE ON MY TEACHERS!!!!!!!
 
Only_One
Mar 23, 2006 03:27 PM by: Only_One chapter 1
lmao thats funny as heck i think i might try the model one to piss off my principal XD +Favs
 
tainted_truffle
Mar 6, 2006 06:32 PM by: tainted_truffle chapter 1
.. i think ive done themm all...
 
AmeliaVonStrangle
Feb 19, 2006 01:34 PM by: AmeliaVonStrangle chapter 1
Lol! This is so funny! I definitely have to try some of those some time. Unfortunately, all of our windows have shutter-like thingies on them...
 
sis
Feb 18, 2006 05:22 PM by: sis chapter 1
I love this it's great!Faves!Very funny!XD
 
sis
Feb 18, 2006 05:22 PM by: sis chapter 1
I love this it's great!Faves!Very funny!XD
 
FireBender789
Feb 15, 2006 03:49 PM by: FireBender789 chapter 1
oh!! lol i get it!!
 
brent
Feb 15, 2006 05:14 AM by: brent chapter 1
use that at the end of every sentence you use in their class!
 
brent
Feb 14, 2006 05:19 AM by: brent chapter 1
on a stick, in bed, in accordance to the prophecy
 
Ultimate_Lifeform
Feb 3, 2006 07:15 PM by: Ultimate_Lifeform chapter 1
favs! HILARIOUS!
 
ermangel
Feb 3, 2006 06:14 AM by: ermangel chapter 1
I LOVE IT!!! THANKS!!!
 
Froze8
Feb 2, 2006 06:15 PM by: Froze8 chapter 1
Yeah! I helped you! Sweetness!
Froze8
 

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