Five Ways to Wakeup Sirius BlackTitle: Five Ways to Wakeup Sirius BlackRated: G Type: One-Shot Genre: General/ Humour Disclaimer: I don’t own any ofJ. K. Rowling’s creations.   ‘Aw Merlin!’ James Potter groaned getting dressed quickly.His black hair was wilder than usual and his glasses were practically slidingof his nose. ‘Moony, you ready?’   ‘Almost,’ the brunet answered struggling to get his sockson. ‘Wormtail, already left, surprisingly.’ After a while he gave up on thesocks and just put on his shoes. It was a really bad morning but they had tohurry. If they were late, McGonagall would assign them a month’s detention–cleaning up all the washrooms without magic.   The two ran down from the dorm to the Common Room whenthey realized they were missing something or someone, ‘PADFOOT!’   The two dashed back to the sixth year dorm.   Sirius Black was still deeply asleep. His arms and legswere stretched out and on the side was a little stuffed dog –Mr. Snuffles!   ‘Padfoot, wake up!’ James shook him. The dark-haired teenshowed no sign of moving.   ‘That won’t work Prongs,’ Remus told him. ‘We’ll have totrick him somehow…I know!’ he quickly transfigured a parchment to a pair ofscissors and placed them by Sirius’ dark hair. ‘Sirius, if you don’t wake up,your hair’s coming off.’   He treasured his hair. It was the main thing that madegirls swoon all over him.   ‘I’m pretty without it,’ Sirius mumbled in his sleep.   ‘Oh …kay…’ James said with a comical expression. ‘Let metry something.’ He took out his wand and used a spell to spray Sirius with icy,cold water.   ‘AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!’ he sat up screaming. James and Remusthought they had succeeded but were they wrong. ‘Refreshing,’ his head fellback on his pillow.   ‘Oh, I know!’ Remus snapped his fingers. ‘Oi Padfoot, allthe girls voted you the number one most sexy bachelor!’   ‘Don’t they always,’ he murmured with a grin.   ‘Big ego,’ the werewolf rolled his eyes.   ‘Buddy, the Slytherins said they’re going to cream you ina duel,’ James gave another attempt.   ‘Ha! Like that’ll ever happen!’   ‘He can talk in his sleep but he can’t get up?’ Remusasked James unbelievingly.   ‘You guys are still here?’ Lily Evans peeked into theirdorm. ‘Didn’t McGonagall threaten you guys with detention. Class is starting inten minutes!’   James’ face broke into a lovesick grin at the sight of theredhead.   ‘We’re trying to wakeup Sirius,’ Remus replied since hisfriend was in no condition to talk.   Lily walked in. ‘Oh that’s easy,’ she said in a knowingtone. She leaned to Sirius’ ears. ‘Black, all the waffles are gone! There’s oneleft on your desk in transfiguration though!’   ‘MY WAFFLE!’ Sirius jerked up from bed and got ready in amillisecond and dashed out of the room so fast that James and Remus’ hairs wereon end.   ‘See that’s how you do it,’ Lily said smugly walking out.   James and Remus followed speechlessly. How could a girlwho hated them so much be able to wake up their best friend so easily? Theyknew Sirius loved his waffles. Why couldn’t they think of it?