Disclaimer: okay people this is an AMV that I stumbled across a while back and I wanted to make it into a fan fiction so yeah NONE OF IT BELONGS TO ME! Real Ninjas Real Ninjas are stealthy... Choji: munch. Intelligent... Kabuto: YODULAHIHOOOO! Ororchimaru: BERP! Inflatable... Choji: OKAY HERE WE GO: inflates: Real Ninjas... Think they are hot. Closet Pervert: Im to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts! Real Ninjas... Have Theme Songs. Garra: Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba’bum. Mr. Sand Man, bring me your dreams, Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Give him two lips like roses and clovers, Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Then tell that his lonesome nights are over! Hinata and Sakura for Ororchimaru: C-c-c-c-cold hearted oh ahh ah! C-c-c-c-cold hearted s-s-snake! He’s a cold-hearted snake, look into his eyes, Rocklee: uh oh, he’s been telling lies! Real Ninjas... Are smooth. Lee: Baby, I know your hurting, Right know you feel like you can never love again, now all I ask is for a chance... To prove that I love you. I love you; you love me we’re a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won’t you say you love me too? Real Ninjas... go commando in public. Gai: Im not wearing underwear today, no im not wearing underwear today. Not that you probly care much about my under wear, still nonetheless I got to say...! THAT IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAYYYYY! Sakura: Get a job! Gai: Thank you! FINALLY...! REAL NINJAS...! CREATE AMVS! naruto fourth opening song with hamtaro neji: dude what`s up kiba:dude i`m making a anime muic video neji :sweet kiba:sweet neji:sweet kiba:sweet choij:wired sound neji:dude whats with him kiba:dude epsoide three choji:wired sound link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX-FKPnHJ6U&search=real%20ninjas