By:Keiko J. Herustu hipeople Keiko105whatever you wish to call me.
Disclaimer:.....I own nothing.
I have my writing spirit back.I would have finished this yesterday,but I went to my friend's house.Lol.And yes,all of these people are OOC.Thats what makes a humor story a humor story sometimes.

"Here are your tags,guys.You start tomorrow.Six A.M. sharp:be here.Got it memorized?"

Thats what mine and my twin's new boss said yesterday after we were told we got the jobs.Our boss's name?Umm...Spoke,Wheel,Grease,ah!Axel was his name!'Mr.Axel' he said for us to call him.That sounds kinda dumb,but me an' Roxas have this thesis that he doesn't have a last name!We're gonna find out while we're at work one of these days.Our last name is Tearz.Oh,shut-it.Anyway,we work for this insane dude without a last name.Wheres our work?Wal-Mart.No,they don't sell walls.That's Lowes.But we do sell paint!Aisle...well,I don't know or care.But we get a discount!When they say discount prices on those commercials,they don't say for whom.Ha,losers.We get discounts and you don't.Hahaha-well,actually,I'm lying.We don't get discounts either.I'm just saying that about of complete boredom.Man,this is so-oh customer!

"Hi,thank you for-Roxas?What are you doing?"I asked my klutzy twin brother as he stumbled up to the cash register I was working at.I examined him closly.He's a mess!Why is he-how did he-wha-what is that on his face?Shaving creame?He has white foam smeered all over his chin like a beard.Even his blue uniform has suffered the impact of his own supidity!Its drenched in...something...but it smells terrible and rancid!He chose a bad day to wear a white shirt.He should've worn all black under clthing like me.Is that...chocolate syrup?And his pants!He dirtied them so much,they're black!Wait,thats what color they're supposed to be.Nevermind.

"Sora,you really,really,don't want to know,"he answered."I'm going to get cleaned up.Oh,and watch out for the womens department.There are things in there that will haunt my every thought and nightmare for the rest of my natural life,"Roxas,after warning me of the obvious,teetered off towards the restrooms.Whatever he did,he made himself dizzy or something,the way he's wobbling and swaying as he walks.Nah,better get back to work,well,acting like I'm trying to work.I leaned on my arm that was propped on the scanner.What?Its flat and cushioned.I am so bored!Wal Mart is always crowded with so many people!Where IS everyone?They're all going to the other registers.Why?I mean,I may be new,but you can't tell just by looking at me,right?I'm not that readable,am I?I began to wonder if Roxas was having any luck.Those stains were pret-ty deep.I hope he hasn't gotten in trouble.He always did get himself into trouble; like that time at the dairy farm.I hope that incident shall never be repeated in all of history.He has been gone a long time.Where is he?I was answered when I heard women screaming from the direction of the restrooms.That dunce is going to get us fired.I stood up and streched my head over various sheleves,racks,and really tall people.Those people should play basketball!I can hardly see over their heads!Well,those people just walked by,where is Rox-oh,there he is.Man,he needs to work out more.That chick with that purse is gaining on him,and shes wearing sandals!Ohh!Some of her friends just ambushed him from behind the magazine racks.They're by the greeting card aisle now.Roxas made pretty good distance before-Oh!Look at that punch!Is she a boxer or somthing?Dang....I've never heard him cry so much.I haven't even got him to cry that much!Better be a good brother and go rescue him.Its not like anyone is going to come over here while I'm gone.

I jogged over to the scene of the attack.If I didn't hurry,there would be nothing left of Roxas to save.This is why you DON'T let fifteen year olds work.(Hey,its called fanFICTION.They can be fifteen and work at Wal-Mart)They get mauled by chicks and their friends.Wait,I'm fifteen.Will I get mauled,too?Maybe I should hang back and-no,no.I have to salvage whats left of my brother from the clutches of these girls.Wow,they are really shredding him!Who knew that they could get so mad just because a guy accidentaly ran into the wrong bathroom?This is sort of entertaining.Maybe I should make a movie.Yeah!I can be the handsome super hero who saves everyone and gets all the girls.Yeah,I can see me now,all buff,and in a super cool costume.I can have some nifty powers,and-

"Sora!Don't just stand there!Help me!"My brother's distress calls awoke me up from my fantasy.I leaped into action,which means I walked over and flashed my cool,hot guy smile.It worked to some extent.They stopped beating my poor blond twin,but glared at me.Crap.Now what do I do?Those daggers of eyes,they pierce my soul and my very being!I feel holes and slashes being driven through my skin.How do they glare so?Pain beseeches me.I clutched my stomach and groaned in the fake,agonizing pain.How the non existant stabbing throbs through my hopes and dreams.One of the girls raised her eyebrow.

"Why are you groaning?We're beating up your partner,not you,idiot."she said.Sudden realization dawned on me.I stood straight up and brushed invisible dust from my shoulder.

"Right,"I replied.I stared the girl who spoke to me in the eye.Head on in the eyes.In the pit of the swirling black pupils."My 'partner' (I said that with great empahsis)that you're trying to murder with your purses is my twin brother.If you would be so kind as to not..umm..try and murder him,I would gladly take him back with me and make sure that he doesn't bother you anymore."I stated.The girls whispered amongest themselves,then the girl I was speaking to,obviously their 'leader',nodded towards Roxas,and he scampered off the ground and behind me quick as a goose.I don't know what kind of comparrison that is,but he was pretty fast.His movements were almost one.He had a bad shake now,too.The girls gave one last glare and the head honcho girl huffed before they walked off.I turned to get a better look at the abused and bloodied Roxas.He wasn't any cleaner than before,and now he had a black eye.I'll find out if he has any more bruises when he tries to sit down later.I'll guess at how many he has by how loud he screams.Sigh,whatever was all over him before is still there,along with dust and black marks.Looks like some of the girls even broke out their makeup!Those were some hornets,I tell you.Apparently,he never did make it to the mens restroom.Wait,why didn't he just run in there?

"Hey,you can't blame me.You really can't think clearly when your being assalted by angry chicks.This is worse than that time we accidentaly got lost and went into the video game convention for directions,"Roxas said,seeming to read my mind.I shuddered at the thought of the Day of Doom.See,went were lost on the way to the zoo,so our mother pulled over and we all went into a convention of some sort.We didn't know it was a video game convention!While me and Roxas were mobbed by fangirls of some game called Kingdom Hearts,saying we looked exactly like these two guys from the game,our mother ended up being crowned Queen of the Anime at a convention across the building for looking like some woman from this show called...umm,I believe it was Half Steel Chemist.I think it was the mother of these two brothers...umm...oh right!Edmund and Aladin!Those are their names.But,in reality,do Roxas and I look like video game characters?Pfft,I think not.(And if we did,would we have some retarded weapon like a giant key?)

"Roxas,I have to go back to the register.Go get cleaned up and....try not to get hurt,"I instructed him.I turned on my heel and headed back to my register.When I got there,I was surprised to see a line of angry,impatiant people.The lady in front was like a walrus or somthing,and she had a basket loaded up past the top with food.She looked the angriest.I swear she squeled like a hog.The way she was shouting at me,dear sweet chocolate chips it was frightening.I timidly approached the counter.

"Hi,thank you for-"I started to greet until the woman started shoving items onto the counter.She grunted.I shuddered,and began to swipe the fattening foods across the scanner.Pork,oreos,jelly beans-dude!Jelly beans!They have those here?Score!I'm going shopping after my shift is up.I continued scanning items until a got to one.Canned...spam?Yuck.I shifted it back over the scanner.Still nothing.Back over again.And again.And again.And again.And nothing.Then I started rubbing it so hard across the scanner,some of the label peeled off.Oh,this can thinks its the boss and has beat me,does it?Well,I'll show it!I'll show you all!No can or human surpasses the might of-"Super Sora!"I shouted my heroic battle cry and threw the can onto the ground with such force,I'm sure it cracked open and splattered into thousands of globs,but it just rolled aimlessly away under someones foot.Oh sweet chocolate chips,not-

"I thought you knew how to work the register,Sakura,"Axel(yes,I shall call him only 'Axel' around the you,my readeres who follow the story)asked as he lifted the evil can off the ground.I gaped at his...stupidness.My name is not Sakura!Is not!I mean,my mom calls me So-So,but...wait..you tricked me.

"Umm,I do,and my name is Sora!It says right here on my name tag!"I corrected,pointing under my tag,"S-O-R-A.Sora,"I crossed my arms as Axel walked to the register I was working at and shoved me out of the way.He scanned the stupid can over the scanner and it worked.I gaped(again)as he typed up the total.

"Ohmidearsweetchocolatechips!(Thats my favorite phrase,by the way.After the Great chocolate chip incident when we were trying to help mom bake some cookies.So excuse me if I say it to much.It bugs the crap outta Roxas.Haha)She spent-"Just then,Roxas ran by screaming as the boyfriends of the girls' that were chasing him earlier hunted him with thoughts of death.I better save him again,but Axel is insisting on showing me how to work that evil flippin scanner.Ah well.Roxas needs to learn to fend for himself.He is so weak.

"Sakura,"Axel said,running a box of quik-mix pancakes over the scanner,"This is how you work a scanner,"He dropped the last of the grocery's some poor man purchased against his will.He handed the guy his reciet,and I swear he almost fainted.

"What happened to discount prices!"he yelled angerly.Axel faked smile and darted off.I was left standing,complaints swarming all around me.So,while Roxas is being killed by jealous boyfriends,I'll be murdered by angry customers!Now I know why there were two open spots for a job here.Axel expects the younger ones to be killed off early in the job so he doesn't have to pay them!First,he doesn't have a last name,then he tries to have me and Roxas executed!Dear sweet chocolate chips!He's a madman!I bet when he kills us he'll stash our bodies in that old river behind the mill!And then the news will start rumors about us,and our reputations will be smashed and-

"Yo,new kid.Let me handle this.Your shifts up anyway,"a voice called out to me.I searched for the voice's source,until I saw blond hair spiked over the heads of many of the people.He whistled for their attention.No one listened,and continued chewing me out.He whistled again,and recieved the same results as his first attempt.Who was this guy?I started thing of any blond spiky haired dudes that I knew,and the results turned up none(except Roxas,but he was sort of busy at the moment.),so I just decided to watch and pray that this guy could save me.He coughed and loudly tapped his foot,yet no one paid any mind."HEY!BUNCH OF THICK DOORKNOBS!BUY SOMETHING AND GET OUT!"The crowd,myself included,gazed at the man who probabaly just saved my life.He had spiky blond hair,basically shaped like my own brunette locks,and he had deep blue eyes,similar to mine and Roxas's.Crap!Roxas!

"Thanks mister!"I shouted as the crowd dispersed and I ran to rescue my brother(again).The man called back.

"The names Cloud!"Cloud-spiky blond-blue eyes-just saved my life-is now getting alot of girls at the register-HEY!How does he get all the girls?Dork.Anyway,I bashed my way through crowds.By this time,my only brother is probably a bloody pulp.A dashed to a gang of guys and shoved them aside.

"Rox-as?"I yelled as I looked down to see..or not see...my brother.It wasn't him.Instead,it was some fat kid.I glared at the guys,who looked pretty p'oed that I just knocked them around.

"Hey,you twerp,what's the big-"the 'leader' ,who was standing directly behind me,spoke,puffing his chest like he was all big and tough.I slowly turned,my eyes locked in an evil and dark glare.Shadows bounced off my face,making it look like I hadn't slept in weeks,or had been on something.He cringed,for a second showing fear.Great fear.I stepped up to him and gripped his shirt collar,yanking it so hard towards me,I swear some fabric ripped

"Where is my brother?"I asked grimly,murderous,a glint of death in my eyes.The guy shuddered,then pointed a shaking hand towards the crafts.Sweat poured off his forehead.

"You have the wrong guys!The ones who were beating up that look-a-like of yours dragged him over there.To the crafts,"I pushed the guy down to the ground,smiled,and waved.

"Thank for shopping at Wal-Mart!Have a nice day!We love to see you smile!"I chirped happily.I began to skip off to the crafts.Heh,thats gotta scar 'em.The guys I left watched me as I hopped and leapt.What the heck?I did a piroette on my way out.Bet'cha didn't know I know ballet-umm...scratch that...unless you can explain to me how to do an axel turn,degnabbit.

"Did he just use McDonald's old catch phrase?"one of the guys questioned all the others.They just shrugged like idiots.The fat kid that was there got away,so they decided to seek out a new victim.


"Roxas!"I shouted as I bursted into the crafts section.The target gang were crowded around in a circle.I gasped.What horrible things had they done to my brother?!The animals,crowding around him to watch his pain and suffering!Don't worry Roxas!I shall save you for I am-"Super Sora to the rescue!"The gang stopped and turned around to face me,hatred visable in their eyes.One grabbed some string,another a crochteing needle,and approached me,until Roxas of all people exited from the center of the group,wearing sunglasses for no reason."Okay,Roxas.One:Are you okay?Two:Why are you here?Three:Take off those sunglasses!They aren't your color!"He yanked the sunglasses off his eyes and gazed confused at me.

"Umm,okay.One:Yes.Two:I'm here becuase in exchange for my freedom,I offered to crochte for the main honcho there.Three:Why?I think they look cool,"Roxas answered,calmly putting the sunglasses back on.I rubbed my forehead.

"Umm,Roxas.One:Good.Two:You can knit?Three:They look cool,just not on you,"I taunted.One of the guys stepped up to me.

"Hey,you got a problem with Roxas's style,punk?"he threatened me,pounding his fist into his other hand,creating a loud popping noise.Roxas placed a hand on the guy's wrist.

"Hey hey,he's my bro.He's cool,but I gotta roll,ya'll.Hope you enjoy the socks!"Roxas yelled as I grabbed his wrist and dragged him away,but I looked at his clothes.I sighed and went through a certain aisle to pick somthing up.


"Sora!Roxas!How was your first day?"Our mother cried as soon as Roxas and I got to our house.I think she was looking out at us through the window as we walked up the driveway.I felt some presence watching us.I was the first in;Roxas hung back.

"Alright,"I replied,handing her a bottle of Clorox bleach before I ran up the stairs and slammed my door shut to protect my ears.I guessed Roxas had just entered,dirty clothes and all,when I heard my mother's scream ring throughout the house.First day-done.I looked at our schedule.We had a whole day before we had to go back.Maybe should get Roxas to teach me crochte.It sounds like it could come in handy.


So,how was my driving?I liked typing in someone elses POV for once.It was fun.Yeppers,I already have the 2 and 3 chapter planned.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Sorry for the shortness.I'll try to do a longer one.