Quickie! - The best Sonic story ever!!1

WARNING!!

CONTAINS LOTS AND LOTS OF RANDOM THINGS!!!

IQ MUST BE LOWER THEN 45!!

YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE… THEN LEAVE NOW!!

LAST WARNING!!!

Shadow: Is it possible for you to shut the frack up for 10 seconds…?

OK I WILL SHUT UP!!!

Shadow: Thank you…

OH AND ONE MORE THING!!

Shadow: SHUT UP!!! FUCKING SHUT UP!! YOU’RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!1

OKIEDOKIE!!!

Shadow: -_-‘


*long silence*

Shadow: Pom pom pom…








Ok, for real now…

Once upon a time… There was a hedgehog…

Sonic: Yo!

And… His best friend Tails!

Tails: Hi!

Who is probably also his lover!

Tails: Wtf?! O_o

And one day… They set out to find the Chaos Emeralds!

Sonic: What are we doing…?
Tails: We’re looking for the Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic: Why!?
Tails: I don’t know!
Sonic: Oh…

Then suddenly… They see a red Echidna!

Knuckles: Hey Sonic, hi Tails!
Sonic: Hey!
Tails: Hey Knuckles!

But it’s an evil Echidna!

Knuckles: OMG I’M EVIL!!!1
Sonic: No you’re not…
Knuckles: YES I AM!!! THE NARRATOR SAYS SO!!!

But it turned out that he’s not evil! ^^

Knuckles: Yes!!

No wait… He is evil!

Knuckles: O_o
Well ok, maybe not that evil… but-

Knuckles: Make up you’re mind!

Ok… He’s not that evil…

Knuckles: Thanks ^^

And he like to punch things!

Knuckles: I like to punch things!


And then some stuff happens…

Tails: Guys… Some stuff is happening!
Sonic: OMG ITS… ITS…
Knuckles: A FAT GUY WITH A MUSTANG!!!! OH GOD WHY?!!!
Tails: Don’t you mean moustache…?
Knuckles: Yeah… Whatever you say…

And then the fat moustache guy stole the emeralds which they didn’t even had!!!

Eggman: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1 *lmfao*
Sonic/Knuckles/Tails: O_o

Tails: You’re going to pay for this Eggman!! *slaps Eggman with his tail*

Eggman: You’ve won this time Tails!! Next time you won’t be so lucky!! MWUAHA!!

And they were like…

Sonic: Hey guys! Let’s have a barbeque! Nothing bad is gonna happen today!

And so… They had a barbeque…

Sonic: HAMBURGERS!!!!1
Tails; OMG YAYNESS!!11OMGWTFBBQ!!1

Then… Shadow shows up…

Sonic: OMG!!1 ITS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!1
Shadow: Hey guys…
Tails; SHADOW JUST ROBBED THE FEDERAL BANK!!1
Shadow: No I didn’t… O_o
Knuckles: OMG YES YOU DID!!!1
Shadow: What the hell are you guys doing…?
Sonic: Having a barbeque…
Shadow: Can I join…?
Sonic: O_o
Shadow: ^^
Sonic: OMG NO YOU WILL NOT!!
Shadow: Aawh… Why not?! =(
Sonic: Because… You’re an evil hedgehog…
Knuckles: Who just robbed the federal bank!!!1

Shadow: Fine… If I cant join… THEN NO ONE WILL JOIN!!!!
Sonic: That’s ok by me, no one else is in the story!!

Then suddenly Amy, Big, Cream, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Rouge, Chris, Blain and Omega fall from the sky…

All: O_o

All: HELLO!!1

Shadow: Yeah… Where was I…? Ah yeah… Witness my true power…
Sonic: No! ^^
Shadow: Whadda ya mean, No?!
Sonic: I’m not witnessing your power!
Shadow: O_o
Sonic: ^^
Shadow: Well I-
Sonic: HUFFELPUFF!!!!
Shadow: O_o
Sonic: ^^

It’s time for me to say something again… Well… Shadow backs off because he’s scared of Sonic… But then…

Shadow: Holy frack!! It’s Eggman!!!
Sonic: He stole my hamburger!!!
Knuckles: THAT SON OF A dog!!!! O_o

And Eggman got away again…

Sonic: Guys! I have no other option! I have to retrieve my hamburger from Eggman! Its dangerous! And I may not return!!

Shadow: I’m going too…
Sonic: Ok… Knuckles! Good luck with your Master Emerald! *punches Knuckles*

Sonic: Tails! You’ve always been a good friend! *punches Tails*
Shadow: Can we go now…?
Sonic: Yeah sure.. T_T

And so… THEY HEADED FOR EGGMANS SECRET BASE!!!!1

Sonic: Here it is!!1
Shadow: Eggman…
Eggman: O_o
Shadow: Give back the hamburger you fat son of a dog…
Eggman: Its already eaten!

Sonic: Clever bastard!!!

All: O_o

Sonic: Never mind… T_T

Eggman: SHADOW!!! YOU’RE AN ANDROID!!!!
Shadow: No I’m not!
Eggman: OMG YES YOU ARE!!! *throws water on Shadow*
Shadow: T_T

And they started to kick Eggmans @$$!!!1 They got back…

Sonic: Sorry guys… no… no hamburger…

Knuckles: HEY LOOK!!! THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!1
Tails: WE FOUND THEM!!!
Knuckles: No… I did…
Tails: Aawh…

*long silence*

Knuckles: So now what…?
Sonic: LETS LOSE THEM AGAIN TO LOOK FOR THE FOR THE 78^TH TIME!!!!
All: YAY!!11

Shadow: *Cough* Okay… I will never… ever… do that again… T_T

THE END!!!!1


Back to reality…

*long silence*

Blain: Eehm… Sonic…?
Sonic: YEAH?!!
Blain: YOU will never… EVER… tell a campfire story again…
Sonic: Aawh…


The real end… O_o