Quickie! - The Sonic ABC!!!


Ladies and gentleman… I now present to you… The Sonic ABC…


Blain: A is for…. @$$!!11
Shadow: B is for my balls… which are made from brass!
Sonic: C is for Chris, which I like to punch!
Rouge: D is for dope, with a lot of crunch!
Knuckles: E is for Eggman, who’s a fat son of a dog!
Big: F is for Froggy, who’s cuter then Stitch!

All: O_o

Vector: G is fo’ Gangstah, which I am!
Shadow: H is for HK MP-5. I kill people with it, but I don’t give a damn! ^^
Amy: I for I LOVE SONIC!!! He’s so cool!!!
Sonic: J for joking that I hope you do, because you’re starting to drool! O_o

Amy: O_o

Espio: K is for Kentucky Fried Chicken! Which I love to eat!
Rouge: L is for Lame @$$, Knuckles is one, by the way, he has smelly feet!
Knuckles: M is for Master Emerald, which I defend with my life!
Sonic: N is for Naked, Knuckles, you really should get a wife!

Shadow: O is for OMGWTFROFLLOLBBQ!!! Why…? I don’t know… -_-‘
Blain: P is for Phosphorus grenade, watch out, it’s going to blow! O_o

*BOOM!!11*

All: O_o
Blain: ^^

Sonic: Q is for Quentin Tarantino, because his movies rocks!!!
Amy: R is for Rice… I don’t know why…
Shadow: S is for Sonic, who really sucks!!

Sonic: O_o
Shadow: ^-^
Sonic: T_T

Tails: T is for Tornado! Which I like to fly!
Blain: U is for Uzi, I can do a drive-by!
Amy: V is for Viper, I hate those snakes!
Shadow: W is for World... Amy, shut the frack up and bake me some cakes!

Amy: O_o

Sonic: X is for… XXX, which stands for beer!
Shadow: Y is for WHY?!! WHY DID MARIA KICKED THE BUCKET?!!!
Knuckles: Z is for “ZOMG IT’S THE END!!!”, And Shadow, WHO CARES?!! frack IT!!!

Shadow: O_o
Knuckles: Uh-oh…

Shadow beats the crap out of Knuckles…

Sonic: Shadow… Bucket doesn’t rhyme on beer…
Shadow: I don’t care! ^^

Blain: 4 is for… *long silence* That… That’s what it is! O_o
Espio: Ham salad is for lunch!

Shadow: You’re getting of track…

Knuckles: MASTER EMERALD IS FOR-!!!1
Shadow: Oh, Shut the frack up!!!!!1 *slaps Knuckles*

And so does this little rhyme end… Sonic forgot to pay the rent…
I really should stop… Ok, I will shut up…

The end! O_o

( I’m a poet, I didn’t even know… But who gives a shoot, I need to go… )