Yugioh meets Scary Movie - Chapter 6 - Because I Got High

6 - Because I Got High

Our heros *cough*idiots*cough* are.... *blinks* are doing nothing?!?! DO SOMETHING YOU IDIOTS!!!.... no Joey, I didn''t say pick your nose....*mutters to self* this is what i get for paying with french fries..... Joey: *picking his nose* So....what do we do now? Yami: *glares daggers at Joey* Save Tea Joey: *stares blankly* No, realy, what now? Yami: *growls* If I wasn''t a cat now, I''d give you the beeting of a lifetime Marik and Bakura: *sing out of tune* Fluffy and Tea sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G..... Yami: *blushes under fur* She. Is. Not. My. Girlfriend!!! Yugi: *mutters* Liar.... Bakura and Marik: *start chanting while pointing at Yami* He loves a mortal. He loves a mortal. He loves a mortal.... Yami: *screeches in a kitty way* WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!!! Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Yami: *eye twitching now* What? Marik: Sorry. We can''t help it. It''s just cute when you freek out now.... Everyone: Who are you? and what have you done with the real Marik? Marik: *Anime sweatdrops* I said that out loud, didn''t I? With our damsel in distress Tea: *is tied to a chair with her mouth gaged* C.O.G: Try and sreem, I dare you. Tea: *spits gag out of mouth* You won''t get away with this, my friends will rescue me. Friendship triumphs over all *started a trademark friendship speech* Blah Blah Blah FRIENDSHIP!!! Blah Blah Blah C.O.G: *thinks to himself* Does this girl ever shut her trap? Tea: You can''t put a price on good friends like mine and....*C.O.G cuts her off* C.O.G: You talk as much as Polly Tea: *blinks* Polly? C.O.G: Yes, Polly. My pet parrot who just so happens to be a perv... Tea: Funny thing about Polly C.O.G: What? Tea: My friend Yami ate him... C.O.G: The one i turned in to a cat? Tea: *nods* C.O.G: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTTTT PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! *cries* Tea: *Anime sweatdrop* What a freek.... The idiot petrol Yami: *found some catnip and ate it* Dude....my paws have black pads. cooool Seto: .... Is he O.K? Yami: *pounces on the end of Seto''s gravity defying trench coat* Dude. Your trench is tottaly weird man. It like defys gravity. Everyone: *laughs as Yami attacks it* Yami: *unsheiths claws* Coool. I have claws. Sweeeeeeeet!!! Joey: Dis is gettin creepy.... Yami: *walks up to Joey* Your that dude who didn''t wanna help that prettay ladayyy!!! Joey: *hides behind Seto* eep.... Ryou: What have you been eating *picks up Yami and spotts residue on his fur* Catnip....figures.... Yami: You head...it''s like so big, man Ryou: *blinks* It''s normal sised... Yami: You keep tellin yourself that, dude Ryou: *shoves him in to the neetest person''s arms* Marik: Why do i have to......... Ryou: JUST TAKE HIM FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING!!! *turns to Bakura* GO WITH HIM!!! Bakura and Marik: Sir. Yes. Sir *salute before leaving* Malik: *to Ryou* Where do you think the catnip came from? Tristan: *scuffs his heels while whisling* Everyone: *towers over Tristan* You did this? Tristan: I found the catnip but i thaught it might have been some sort of healing herb. So i put it in my pocket. I didn''t know Yami would find it Everyone: *glares daggers at Tristan* Tristan: *retreets to a corner to hide* With catnip high kitty and the delinquent duo Yami: *is running around the flour bumping in to random things* Bakura: I wish i had a camera Marik: I wish i had popcorn *bag of popcorn gets shoved infront of him* Thanks *shoves handfull in mouth *turns to see C.O.G beside him* C.O.G: This is great!!! I always wondered what a catnip high looked like Bakura: You and me both *blinks* *looks up to see C.O.G* YOU!!! Marik: *growls* You!!! C.O.G: Who? Bakura and Marik: YOU!!! Yami: You...are sooooooo ugggggglayyyyyyy!!! Bakura and Marik: *snicker* To true... C.O.G: Do you know who i am? Marik: No. And clearly neither do you C.O.G: I am DR.HOWLER!!!! *insert creapy organ music and thunder and lightning in background* Yami: Why do they call you Howler?, uglay dude Howler: I''m not ugly, I''m beutifully chalenged. And because i am *insert full moon light* *begins to transform* a WAREWOLF!!! Yami: *is no longer high* Run away!!! All three: *run in diffrent directions* Howler: HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! To be continued.... (A/N: A cookie to the person who saw this coming. lol) Vote who Howler chases A) Kitty Yami B) Marik C) Bakura Vote now!!! PPPPLLLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!