One Morning, in Shadow’s dream.....Shadow is on space colony ARK

Wha.....Where am I!

Imaginary hand slaps Shadow

0_o

He walks around noticing that the floor is grass and peanuts are falling from the ceiling 0_o. Suddenly..

Darth Vader: Boo!

*jumps back* Who the hell are you?

What you don’t recognize me?

Shadow shakes his head

*sighs* Shadow, I AM YOUR FATHER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....................no wait a minute, Black Doom is.

He wakes up in another dream

Was it a dream.....?

Hello handsome!

Shadow wakes up for real this time.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD *gasps*.......frack!

Amy bursts into Shadow’s room

Shadow, are you alright!

*shouting from his room* Is there a spider in the room! I hate spiders!

Amy and Shadow: 0_o

*shouting from his room* Everyone, SHUT UP! I’m trying to get some sleep while it’s still dark!

Erm, it’s 8.00 in the morning

oh.......................well SHUT UP anyway!

Everyone: 0_o

Everyone apart from Knuckles is now awake and getting ready for breakfast

Flash grabs a bowl of Doritos; Charmee gets a bag of peanuts. Amy and Rouge be boring and choose cereal. Everyone else chooses chocolate.

*looks at Shadow and Sonic and everyone else that’s chosen chocolate* Erm..what’s that?

er.....*shifty eyes* Shreddies

*walks up to Sonic and co* Since when were Shreddies square and brown and..wait a minute that’s chocolate!

*now awake* (sarcastically) NAH!!!!

Everyone: ~_~’

Guys you really have to stop eating so much sugar

Yeah! *puts a teaspoon of sugar on her cereal*

No way we need the energy, speaking of which, I’m late.

Late for what?

My date with Marcia

(fire is in her eyes) What!

Who goes out for a date in the daytime?

SHUT UP! *slaps Sonic*

Calm down Rouge, you know that Shadow and Marcia have been going out

They met each other 5 minutes ago

Umm...actually they met a couple of days ago on Angel Island. You were there weren’t you?

Flash puts his hand over Espios’ mouth

(ignoring Espio) Shadow, you’re not going anywhere

Oh yes I am and you can’t stop me *pulls out cardboard Chaos Emerald* CHAOS CONTROL!!!..........................0_o........

Everyone starts laughing quietly

Shadow finally realizes this chaos emerald is made out of cardboard.

(obviously being sarcastic) a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha SHUT UP!

So where’s the REAL chaos emerald

Everyone looks around for Shadow’s emerald. Until..

Look everybody, You can eat Chaos Emeralds

er...what?

I found a chaos emerald in my peanuts! *puts the emerald in his mouth*

0_0’

Charmee starts glowing green.

Hey knuckles have you found my Chaos Emerald?

erm.........^-^’ maybe

What’s the supposed to mean?

Rouge enters

Have any of you noticed Charmee?

Who?

Charmee knocks Shadow out 0_o

0_o ...............Thanks Charmee.

0_o

No problem

Meanwhile Marcia tries ringing Shadow’s mobile. Shadow’s mobile starts vibrating on the table and everyone jumps in surprise.

Shadow’s mobile goes onto voicemail

By the way Mobile means Cell phone for all you Americans

Shadow’s voicemail message: Hey it’s Shadow, I’m either not here, my mobiles switched off or it’s Rouge and I just can’t be bothered to answer. Please leave a message after the noise. *BEEP*

Hey Shadow, where are you? It been half and hour and I..........I’ve just seen Eggman wearing a tuxedo! Hmm, anyway, please ring back. Love you.

Rouge listens to Marcia’s message.

Amy, gimme your hammer!

What?

Just gimme your f*cking hammer!!!

0_o *passes hammer over*

Rouge starts smashing Shadow’s mobile. Shadow wakes up.

......0_o...what’s that? *pointing to his mobile*

Well it WAS your mobile

My mobile? I don’t have a mobile

Yes you do, you’ve got your own voicemail and Marcia left a message for you

That’s not MY mobile

Then whose is it?

It’s Knuckles’ I’m sharing it with him

•_•’

Hey, I could’ve sworn my mobile was on the table

well....I

she broke it!

You broke my phone!

No, I broke a kit kat in half so I could share it with you ^-^’

0_o, well thanks I guess

She smashed it up Knuckles!

Smashed what up?

er.....the TV

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 0_o

No problem, we’ll just get another one

Oh you bet your small @$$ we will!

0_o ok....I’ll see you later *runs off*

Yeah er...me also...*quietly walks towards door*

Where are you going?

Who me?

No, Shadow. Where’s Shadow going?

Erm....I’m going with Sonic

I''m gonna come with you.

um...ok

Flash and Shadow walk out

SUCKER!

What?

I said fucker and I was saying it to Flash! Get off my back will ya

Oh, sorry *gets off Shadow’s back*

Shadow and Flash: 0_o

Shadow runs off and hopes he’s not gonna get slapped for being late. Flash catches up with Sonic.

Hey Flash, what are you doing here?

I’m making sure you get the right TV, we wanna plasma not a crappy one like the one in Knuckles’ bedroom

Flash

And we need to spend a certain amount of money, we can always haggle if the price is too high

Flash

And then I think we should have enough time to get a McDonalds.

*stops running* HOLY CRAP, WHAT IS THAT!

What!

Sonic slaps Flash.

I’m not getting a television

0_o er what?

That was just an excuse

•_•’

er...bye

~_~’ Fine, I’ll get the TV

Meanwhile.

Come on, what have you smashed, flattened, broke and...licked

I licked a peanut.

Everyone: 0_o

Oh for gods sake, she broke your mobile

~_~’

x_x *faints*

Rouge ties him up and sticks him in the closet

Later on, evening in other words, Shadow rings up Sonic, (using Marcia’s mobile)

Hey Sonic are you at the clubhouse?

*Fighting over some cheese with Charmee* Uh huh

Great, I’m getting McDonalds what does everyone want?

Happy Meal, Happy Meal!

Flash slaps Charmee

Happy Slap, Happy slap!

0_o

Everyone tells Shadow what they want

The bill comes to £45 ($50, or something like that)

Er you gotta be kidding me right?

McDonalds Guy: Nope, that’s what the total is

Marcia, just go outside for just a sec

Marcia goes outside. Screaming is heard and guns as well. Shadow comes out with the meals.

Ok we can go

0_o

At the clubhouse

Yo Shadow, I said I didn’t want cheese in my burger

I’ll have it

Sonic and Charmee start fighting over the cheese (again)

Hey, where’s Knuckles?

Oh crap

It had to end somewhere, hope you like it