After an argument, Sonic and the gang are on their way to Sainsbury’s to buy alcohol. Shadow says he’s not stepping a foot inside there again, after seeing what looked like Professor Gerald. (For those who haven’t read chapter 3, a trip to Sainsbury’s, I suggest you should read it)

How’d this argument start anyway?

Flash couldn’t find his shoes and he accused Amy of taking them

I didn’t take them; he leaves so much stuff around the clubhouse. We need to clean it up.

Everyone else: “.................NAH!”

Ah come on guys, the place is in a state

frack, your worse than my mother..........I don’t even HAVE a mother!

What’s up with everyone today? Stop having arguments and lets get this booze!

Booze? I thought we were going for biscuits.

Who invited you?

Why? Are we gonna go to a party afterwards?

Shadow slaps Charmee

They get to Sainsbury’s

Well you guys pick what beer you want, we’ll choose what wine we want.

HA, they have a beer called Knuckles.

Everyone: 0_o

Ahem, anyway, I’m gonna get some eats, anyone wanna come with me?

ME!

Yeah, except you!

.........ME!

NO! You always choose Doritos.

What’s wrong with Doritos?

They’re.........triangular!

Everyone: 0_o

Doritos are getting boring, let’s try something else. Any suggestions?

Popcorn?

Peanuts!

Ice cream!

Doritos!

Crisps.

Haribo!

Popadoms!

Everyone looks at Shadow: 0_o

What?..........................................They’re tasty!

What about you Rouge?

What about Doritos?

Amy slaps Flash

umm......Chocolate?

Everyone: “ooooohhhhh”

They get 5 bar of chocolate and go to the wine section. The boys have already chosen their beer. They decided to choose Knuckles’ beer just to make Knuckles happy. ^-^’

You pick whatever you want Rouge, I’m not bothered

Ok, umm...er..um....

Ten minutes later...

Hey, look it’s Vector

Hey Vector!

Vector can’t hear a thing because he’s listening to Greenday, full blast!

Yo! Vector!

Don’t wanna be an AMERICAN IDIOT!!

I’m not American, am I?

No he’s singing to Greenday

Knuckles punches Vector

*only slightly taken aback by Knuckles punch* Hey guys

Hey

Why didn’t you just say hi to me instead of knocking me out?

But, you’re not unconscious

*slaps Charmee* It’s an expression, dickhead!

Why didn’t you just stand in front of me and wave or something?

Everyone looks at Knuckles: ~_~’

Knuckles shrugs.

so......what are you doing here anyway?

buying alcohol, why?

I’ve never seen a teacher buying alcohol before

Oh, screw being a teacher, I’m gonna get another job

Wait, we need you to buy this booze

Why?

Because we’re too small..

Everyone looks at Charmee and narrows their eyes at him

AND we’re not old enough

ok, but I need to get some cleaning stuff

Everyone goes to the cleaning isle, some of the following brand names you may not recognize, I apologize....anyway

*Picks up a bottle of Flash* Flash does all the hard work so you don’t have to! I don’t think so

*slaps Flash and then picks up a bottle of Mr. Muscle* Loves the job you hate! No way!

*slaps Knuckles and picks up a bottle of vanish* Trust pink? Yeah that sounds like me *reads writing underneath* FORGET STAINS!!!! *throws bottle on the Shadows head*

0_o

*picks up bottle of cillit bang!* cillit bang!

*pulls out his gun and fires it at Charmee* BANG! And the bee is gone!

The police surprisingly come within 2 seconds and surround the whole gang. Shadow hides his gun behind some pasta, and kicks Charmee underneath the shelves. And then quietly flies up in the air to the next isle.

Police: Which one of you shot the bee?

Everyone: Shadow!

And where IS Shadow?

Everyone starts to point at where they last saw Shadow, but then realize that he’s not actually there.

Well, he was here about 5 minutes ago!

We haven’t done anything! Let us go! You pigs!

Everyone looks at Knuckles: ~_~’

Well, you witnessed the murder so you have to come to the station

(overhearing the whole conversation) ..oops

Shadow quietly follows Sonic and the gang until they go in the police car, though how they can all fit in is beyond me!

*seeing shadow, raises one finger at him*

The police car drives off. Shadow is left at Sainsbury’s, thinking should I turn myself in?

Nah! *sees a McDonalds across the road* oh chips!

~_~’