Sonic and the gang are getting ready for school.

Has anyone seen my history book, I put in on my bed and now I can’t find it.

I ate it!

WHAT!

Well I didn’t wanna be the only person who hasn’t done my homework so I ate all of yours ^-^

*evilly staring at Sonic* Why me?

Because you have a beard.

What? *feels around his face*

no no, it’s a moustache, or it might be both.

ARGH! *slaps Rouge* I’m going for a shave

Everyone: 0_o

AND if my homework isn’t on this table by the time I get back, then I will sit on you and eventually use you both as shoes

Shadow and Sonic: 0_o “GULP”

Shadow and Sonic frantically rewrite Knuckles homework

*enters* Watcha doing?

Can’t talk now, killing Hitler

0_o

Knuckles comes back

So, how’re we doing?

Shadow only managed to get half of your work done.

You wrote some crappy story about Easter Eggs for Knuckles homework!

So, at least I did it, you couldn’t even do Knuckles maths homework because you suck at counting.

Knuckles didn’t get any maths homework.

oh

Stop arguing!

Everyone: 0_o

Er....they have stopped arguing

Ok, since you only done half of the work, only one of you will be punished.

Oh, superglue Shadow to your back!

Knuckles and Shadow slap Charmee

Ok go on Jerry Springer then.

Knuckles prepares to slap Charmee, but..

Hey, that’s not a bad idea!

But how are we gonna bunk off from school?

beats me

Wait a minute that’s it!

Shadow starts beating up everyone.

Why’d you do that?

Do what?

Knuckles slaps Shadow

After 5 minutes of thinking and a big lecture from Knuckles, Shadow finally answers Knuckles question

I did that so we didn’t have to go to school

Don’t you think the teacher will be a little suspicious when he notices that all of us aren’t there.

Oh yeah I never thought of that

Clearly

Shadow glares at Espio

Eventually they are in the studio of the Jerry Springer show. Shadow has brought a gun with him just in case.

Jerry Springer: And welcome people to the Jerry Springer show, let’s bring in Knuckles.

Knuckles enters, the audience cheer.

So Knuckles, what’s brought all of this up.

Well, Sonic ate my homework because he said that he hadn’t done it either so he wanted someone else to be blamed as well as him.

Wait a minute, you go to school?

Sure

Shouldn’t you be there now.

erm....no

Why not?

Because it’s pancake day.

Jerry and the audience: 0_o

Anyway, Shadow insulted me, and I said to him and Sonic if they didn’t complete my homework, I’d sit on them and use them as shoes, and only one of them completed half of my homework.

Which one?

er Sonic, no Shadow, erm...

Ok let’s welcome Shadow into the building.

Shadow comes in looking very nervous and hides his gun behind his back.

erm, hey Shadow, I can see that your nervous, we’re here to help.

Is this the bank?

erm, no this is a public therapy clinic.

public...therapy...CHEESE!

.........0_o..did we mention cheese?

ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHG *runs through wall*

Ok Knuckles, why did you come here?

I thought maybe you could help me decide which hedgehog to punish.

Then you should ask the audience

ok

On who wants to be a millionaire.

0_o

Knuckles and friends leave feeling very confused

Next up we have a hedgehog with an eating disorder.

Flash goes onto the stage.

Later on

Hey I wonder where Shadow got to.

At a nightclub

HOLY FREAKING GOD, THERE’S A PEANUT DANCING IN FRONT OF ME!

Everyone: 0_o

*looks round* What are you all looking at?

Some random person injects Shadow with a tranquiliser.

*walks over to a glass* OH MY GOD, MARIO!!! I HAVE BEEN DYING TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH! *faints*

Ah, who cares, lets watch some TV.

The Bill (a police show) comes on

Policeman: Oh my god, that man’s going to jump off that building!

Policewoman: Quick, gather up everyone you can!

er why?

So we can get stand on everyone’s heads and get the man to safety.

Wouldn’t it be easier to go up the sta-

There’s no time!

Everyone: 0_o

At the end of that episode, Knuckles decided to superglue Sonic to the ceiling of Shadow’s bedroom, so they both got punished. Smart thinking Knuckles. ^-^