Sonic and the gang decide to go camping so that Shadow can’t kill people in McDonalds, Flash can’t watch TV and Charmee…well Charmee’s not going anyway.

He’s too annoying!

Yeah, that’s it!

Wait a minute who the hell are you anyway?

Who me?

(sarcastically) No, Peter Griffin, OF COURSE I MEAN YOU!!

I’m the narrator

oh

0_o anyway, S-

How come you’ve never spoken before?

I have spoken before, I’ve narrated every story

oh

~_~.....

So does that mean-

I slap Shadow

0_o

ANYWAY, before I was rudely interrupted. Sonic and co have just arrived at the camp.

*still thinking about narrator*...............oh sorry. *coughs* Why did you bring us here again?

So you can stop shooting people, this is a gun-free zone.

There’s no such thing, as a gun-free zone.

.........well there is now!

0_o

So............where’s the TV room?

er...there isn’t one

......................

Everyone hides in a tent

..................

Everyone else: .....................0_o

Maybe he’s not gonna go mad this time. *walks out of tent*

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG..

x_x *faints*

Er, Sonic. Is it safe to come out now?....................Sonic?

Everyone, slowly, comes out of the tent. Flash isn’t there

Must’ve gone home

*looks at Sonic* Oh good, I CAN have some peace after all

*notices that Shadow is looking at Sonic* AH! Sonic! Sonic are you alright?

~_~’ spoke too soon.

Aw come on Shadow, lighten up.

If you wouldn’t kill people every time they do something wrong we wouldn’t be here in the 1st place.

oh frack off and go back to your Master Emerald

Knuckles, who IS guarding the Master Emerald.

Charmee is

Everyone: 0_o

Earlier in the day, on Angel Island

Are we gonna have an Easter egg hunt?

no

Are we gonna drive cars over the edge of the island.

0_o....er..no

So why did you bring me here?

We’re gonna play hide and seek

Yay!

You seek!

0_o How come?

If you say yay! You have to count. It’s a new rule

~_~’

now count to a million.

0_o.................1.....2.....3.

Back on the campsite

It’s now evening by the way

I know lets play a game.

(sarcastically) Oh yes lets.

Vector suddenly comes out of a bush, with his headphones on

Oh hey Vector, you wanna play a game?

Yes, I do have a cat.

Everyone: 0_o

er...Vector. You feeling alright?

I did bring a couple of things with me.

er...what did you bring?

Yes...Yes I am.

Everyone: 0_o

What the frack is wrong with you!?

ha ha, you KNOW I do!

Everyone: X_x

The camp is making everyone go crazy. That’s what it was made for. We’re all going to DIE!!!!!! *runs into river*

Everyone yet again: 0_o

So er, what were we gonna play?

Let’s play I never.

You never did what?

Sonic slaps Espio

Ok someone says something like. I never ate a lemon cheesecake

Everyone: 0_o

Now if you have ate a lemon cheesecake, you ge-

oh, do you get one each?

Sonic slaps Knuckles

LET ME FINISH! Now if you have eaten a lemon cheesecake, you drink *passes round bottles of beer* and if you haven’t eaten one, then you don’t drink. Understand?

Shadow comes out of the river

I’m guessing we didn’t all die then?

Nope, sit down Shadow; we were just about to play I never. Now, erm..Espio, you come up with a question.

I er....I never ate a lemon cheesecake.

~_~’

Everybody drinks, Shadow has already played I never with Rouge

ok....I never thought that Charmee was cool.

Nobody drinks

I never wore a dress.

Rouge, Amy and Vector drink.

Vector, you wore a dress?!

Oh my god I have a tail!

Everyone: 0_o

Let’s just leave him out of this.

I never thought Eggman actually looked like an egg

Sonic, Shadow and Rouge drink

I never wore pink

Amy, Knuckles and Rouge drink

When did you wear pink?

I have these fluffy pink slippers.

Everyone: 0_o

I never had a teddy bear.

Shadow, Amy, Espio and Vector (though he’s not playing) drink

Espio! What was your teddy bear?

Well, it wasn’t a bear

What was your teddy then?

It wasn’t a teddy either.

Well, what was it?

It was a garden gnome.

Everyone: 0_o

I found you Knuckles!

AH, you’re supposed to be looking after the Master Emerald!

Hey where’s Rouge going?

You only told me to count to a million and it was getting cold!

Well, get back up there!

why?

Because someone will steal it

Hey why did you choose Charmee as a guardian anyway?

Everyone: “yeah!”

............that’s not the point!

Anyway I found someone else to guard the emerald.

Who is it?

I dunno, but he’s big and black.

Meanwhile, on Angel Island

..98.......99...100...101.

^-^ Keep counting