Okay, this was soooo freakin’ random.decided to write this after reading some fics.Please don’t hurt me.(note-please don’t flame if ya don’t like this don’t comment but hopefully you’ll like it)here we go...
Normal Day
Again,my very annoying alarm clock began beeping at exactly 6 A.M.I rolled over and pressed the button to make it stop.”Aww,Christ.Not again.”I plopped on the floor,annoyed.”Someday that school is gonna regret having Amanda Thompson as a student.”I got dressed and stumbled to the kitchen.While I sat staring like a person in a coma at my soggy cereal my mom was trying to sweet talk my younger brother into eating.I groaned and tossed my cereal in the trash.”Why does school havta exist?”I wondered aloud.”Hey,I like school,”Ryan said,chewing cereal.”That makes you a retard.”I dragged my stuff into the kitchen and forced a brush through my extremely messy hair.Just to avoid getting yacked at.My older sister Jennifer(who I refer to as Stalker since she tries to find any excuse to squeal on me) stared at me.”No more all-nighters for you,”she said.”Well if my favorite anime shows weren’t on so late you wouldn’t havta yack at me,huh?”I growled.”Well,hey,it’s Friday.” “It’s gonna go as slow as the Stone Age.” “Like the computer?” “Yup.”
LATER....
Again,I was sitting in first period,staring at the blackboard like someone in a coma.”Mandy,what’s this one?”Megan asked.She was blonde,and actually pretty dumb.Why,I don’t know.Why she always asks me for answers,I don’t know.”Don’t ask me,kid,I just work here,”I muttered.Megan and Amber,the new kid,began giggling uncontrollably.”Who doesn’t work here?”Amber asked.I shrugged and turned my paper over to avoid being copied off of.I slammed my head on the desk so loud everybody turned around at stared at me.”No peeps I ain’t givin’ out answers use those tiny insignificant brains God gave you for Christ’s sake,”I growled.Then,the bell rang.”Praise the Lord,”I muttered,picking up my stuff and walking out.I shoved my Science book in my locker and slammed it shut.”Piece ‘a’ crap.”I walked all the way to the other side of the building for Health-Megan,the idiot that swirtched to Band just because today they had a free day,had Reading second period now.I collapsed in the desk and groaned.”I hate school.”“Who don’t Thompson?”Chris Partee asked.”Yo momma,”I replied.I turned in the retarded project Ms.Lee forced us to do and doodled in my binder so I wouldn’t havta listen to her yack at other people.This.....is the typical day for any seventh grader attending Lewis County Middle School.And it sucks.
LATER...
“Crap on a cracker served with cheese and mustard.What in the world did I do to deserve all this?”I groaned.Just when we finally got a break-some class with Will Ramey just happened to be on the blacktop too.The kickball flew past me as I munched my Cool Ranch Doritos.”GET THE BALL THOMPSON!!”Will yelled.”MAKE ME YA FREAKIN’ HORROR MONKEY!!!”I yelled.Will ran over to where I was eating and listening to my MP3.”Whaddya want now buttcrack?”I asked.”Gimme yo Pepsi.”Will tried to grab my drink.My last nerve snapped-I kicked him where the sun don’t shine and snatched my drink back.”Teaches ya to mess with me,huh Ramey?”I asked,running over to the stairs to eat.
And the really cool thing is,I didn’t get caught.
Even later....
The bus home hit a huge bump,causing everyone riding to jump five feet in the air.Some high school girls in the back cheered.”Retards....”I turned up my MP3 player-all country music.I bet that anyone within two feet of me could hear “Songs About Me” by Trace Adkins blasting.I sighed.Finally,the three day weekend.I sure as heck needed it....
As the bus turned the corner to the road I live on ten minutes after the big bump,I stood up and forced my way to the front before Ryan.”I call the computer,”he said.”Not if I get home first.Which of course,with you being as fast as the average four-year-old,I will.”Right when the bus stopped at the row of crooked mailboxes and opened the door I jumped out and ran top speed like I usually do.Ryan and the others were at the mailboxes when I was at my aunt’s house,about a third of a mile ahead.I was outta breath,and with horror I noticed an eighteen-wheeler in the driveway-my father was home.”Oh Christ the Lord not Mr.Buttcrack,”I groaned.I looked at my house.”Jesus Christ the freakin’ windows are open!!”I ran to my house and opened the door.My cousin,Kristine,was on the computer.My father was snoring like a bear on the couch behind her.”Hey Kris,”I gasped as I walked by to my room.”Hey Mandy,”she replied,eyes locked on the computer screen.I slammed my stuff on my bed and took off my ARMY jacket and shoes.Then I walked into the kitchen and poured myself a glass of tea.Of course,when Kristine let me on and Ryan walked in,he had a hissy fit and whacked me with his bottle of tea.He grabbed the poolstick on the floor when he saw that I didn’t flinch and swung it at me.I grabbed it with my left hand and got up.I pushed Ryan onto the couch and pushed the pool stick against his throat,extremely ticked.I dug my knee in his gut.”I’m on the computer.Get a grip and deal with it Midget Man,”I growled.I got back on,leaving Ryan to catch his breath and shake like a leaf.”Go Amanda,”Kris said.I grinned.”Thanks.”I checked some things on FAC and to get Ryan to shut up,let him on.He was still rubbing his throat.”I’m gonna tell Mommy,”he said.”Yeah,well go ahead momma’s boy,see if I care,”I replied.I walked calmly into my room and crashed on the bed.All in a day’s living......