Cream: Hey Sonic... do you know what my favorite snack is?
Sonic: What
Cream: Cheese!
Cheese: Chao?!

Cream: I'm not a bunny! I'm a rabbit.
Shadow: It's the same thing.
Cream: no it's not.
Shadow: yes it is.
Cream: no it's not!
Shadow: Look, Cream! A bowl of pudding!
Cream: Where?

Teacher: Class, we have a new pet-er- student joining us today. Tell the class your name
Cream: Cream ma'am
Students: Hahaha!!!!!
Cream: No I'm serious
Students: ...Oh......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Teacher: Now students *giggle* it's not funny
Students: ...
Cream: ...
Teacher: ...
*cricket cricket*
*cough cough*
*snease snease*
*..... pie pie*
Teacher: .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! CREAM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cream: Guess what Amy.
Amy: What?
Cream: I made a volcano for my science project.
Amy: That's awsome!
Cream: but it exploded in your room.
Amy: What?!