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Sasuke drunk by tomfeltonfan1992
View as PDF, Submitted: 2006-09-09, Updated: 2006-09-09, Chapters: 1, Size: 33K, Words: 5324, Comments: 4, Views: 270   Offensive Language: Mild
Anime/Manga (0) > Naruto series (2224) > Characters & Fanart (698) > Sasuke (1683)
lol this is me and my friend neera in a chat....this is also what happens when sasuke gets drunk.....
1 - Drunken Sasuke
~Flirty Freshman~ says: eww sum dog commented me ~Flirty Freshman~ says: on my pic ~Flirty Freshman~ says: shes like SASUKES MINE Amalas says: o.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: >.> Amalas says: she wishes ~Flirty Freshman~ says: i know ~Flirty Freshman~ says: its like find someone more obssesed than me ~Flirty Freshman~ says: i know everything bout him ~Flirty Freshman~ says: even his u know wt size Amalas says: =O how did you find THAT out!? Amalas says: ...do I want to know!?!?! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *drunken night* Amalas says: ._. ~Flirty Freshman~ says: never take sasuke to a club ~Flirty Freshman~ says: trust me, it aint pretty ~Flirty Freshman~ says: but IT's HUGE Amalas says: kinda makes me wish I was there ._. for at least the part of watching you and him being drunk ~Flirty Freshman~ says: lol that was funny Amalas says: when you guys got to....I would run away ~Flirty Freshman~ says: u should have seen him ~Flirty Freshman~ says: he couldnt walk staright Amalas says: <.< ~Flirty Freshman~ says: straight* Amalas says: you should have recorded him ~Flirty Freshman~ says: haha ~Flirty Freshman~ says: he had a hard time finding my mouth too ~Flirty Freshman~ says: it was kinda sad Amalas says: lmao Amalas says: Amalas says: wish I was there ~Flirty Freshman~ says: oh yea... Amalas says: I would have been on the floor laughing my @$$ off x3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: just give him a shirley temple and hes drunk Amalas says: :3 Amalas says: *makes a Shirley Temple and gives it to Sasuke* Amalas says: teehee :3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *drinks* Amalas says: drink it O.O Amalas says: Now O.O Amalas says: yay >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: O.O SASUKE! Amalas says: *takes out camera and records* Amalas says: *gigglegigglesnort* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: Sasuke: @.@ whatswrong?itsonlyashirleytempleitsnotliketheresanyalcoholinit Amalas says: ..... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: theres lots of sugar u baka Amalas says: *'accidently' put alchohol in it* >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: ! Amalas says: :3 Amalas says: I'm a bad bad girl...teehee :3 Amalas says: *recording* Amalas says: blackmail, huzzahs :3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *starts doing the macarena and the twist at the same time* Amalas says: LOL ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: OMFG Amalas says: think Naruto would enjoy watching this? =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: dk.... Amalas says: ...probably ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *puffs naruto in* Amalas says: <.< Amalas says: ahahah >=D ~Flirty Freshman~ says: but wanna see sumtin really funny? Amalas says: yea ~Flirty Freshman~ says: ^^ ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *lays down on couch and pulls naruto on top of self* SASUKE! Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: *records* Amalas says: (Naruto: ACTION!!!!! >=D) ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *stops dancing and turns around, his cheeks are pink from drunkenness, narrows eyes toward couch* O.O WTF NARUTO GET OFF HER! Amalas says: (Naruto: <.<) ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *narrows eyes evily and leans toward me* ever french before alicja? Amalas says: =O Amalas says: Naruto's gonna die... Amalas says: ... Amalas says: I WANT YOUR SHURIKEN AND STUFF! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: * and tries running toward couch but trips over air and then tries to tackle naruto but misses and flies over couch, hitting wall on other side* Amalas says: 0.0' Amalas says: (sharingan) ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: sasuke? r u all right? *leans up to check on sasuke, but accidentally ends up kissing naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me Amalas says: 0.0' ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me+naruto: O.O UH OH!!!! Amalas says: this is getting good >.> Amalas says: *has enough tape and batteries* ;3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *gets up and brushes self off* yea im f- NARUTO GET THE frack OFF HER YOU BAKA! *activates sharingan and chidori and lunges at naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: shoot Amalas says: 0.0 Amalas says: awsome... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto:*rolls off couch and onto floor then gets up and makes 9 shadow clones* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: * falls on top of me, tried kissing my cheek, but instead kisses my headband then gets up to fight naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: wt a bunch of idiots Amalas says: :3 this is so cool ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *uses rasengan* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke + naruto: *lunges at each other* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: BETTER STOP THEM O.O *gets up and in between them then ducks* Amalas says: <.< Amalas says: let them continue... Amalas says: *throws an alchoholic shirley temple at Naruto* >:3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke+naruto: *notice me in the midddle so stop attacks, but cant stop momentum causing them to hit eachother in the face* Amalas says: >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *giggles* its been a while since u 2 kissed Amalas says: lmao!! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke + naruto: O.O Amalas says: yaoi =O Amalas says: *runs to computer* Amalas says: *makes a pic of them hitting eachother so it looks like they're kissing and auctions it on e-bay* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *pretends to be sad and crying* sasuke, i thought u would never cheat on me, u said i was the only one for you, how could you!! Amalas says: *recording* >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: oh my gosh im soooo sorry, i didnt meant to! NARUTO YOU PIECE OF shoot LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! *punches naruto in face and runs over to me, but instead, runs into wall* Amalas says: .... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *laughin his @$$ off* Amalas says: *quotes from a picture from rick* nice going, dip shoot =D ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *has an idea* Amalas says: *couldn't help it* >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *grabs naruto and sasuke by their ears and drags them into a closet, then freezes them for a second and ductapes them together so theyre facing eachother* Amalas says: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *also takes all their ninja tools* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: O.O WTF AM I DOING TIED TO THIS IDIOT!!?!?!?!?!? Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: *recording* Amalas says: you're being recorded for black mail =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: naruto....u look sexy when ur mad Amalas says: Alicja and I will make out demands later :3 Amalas says: ... Amalas says: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: OMFG Amalas says: *shoves an alchoholic drink down Naruto's throat* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: neera!! how much alcohol did you put in that thing? Amalas says: <.< I dunno I wasn't paying attention ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: @.@ Amalas says: teehee :3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: sasuke, your eyes are soo pretty *.* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: naruto, i have a confession to make... Amalas says: .... Amalas says: oh good lord >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *looks at sasuke intently* anything ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sauke: ever since that day we kissed for the first time,ive never stopped thinkin about you *blushes or is pink from drunkeness* Amalas says: o.0 Amalas says: alicja, are they just trying to freak us out? ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: i hope so ~Flirty Freshman~ says: if not, sasukes gonna get his @$$ whoopped Amalas says: same ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *starts backing away from sasuke, but cant due to the fact hes ductaped to him* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke* smiles shyly and leans in toward narutos nace, staring at his lips* Amalas says: I think Sasuke is trying to freak us all out =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: told u hes not good with alcohol Amalas says: OMG Amalas says: SASUKE Amalas says: ALICJA IS STRIPPING ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: WHERE?! Amalas says: >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: OMFG NARUTO STOP LOOKING AT MY GF!!! MY PROPERTY! MY BODY! AND WHERE THE frack IS THAT SEXY BABE! Amalas says: right there *points at Alicja and gives an illusion of her naked to Sasuke* <.< Amalas says: *turns recorder off* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *.* im in heaven Amalas says: I had to stop him it was getting to creepy with the Naruto thing Amalas says: >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *tries peeking* Amalas says: *steps on Naruto's face* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *hacks a lugee(sp?) in narutos eyes* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto X.X Amalas says: <.< ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *untapes them* Amalas says: *untapes them...* Amalas says: ...>.> too late ~Flirty Freshman~ says: lol Amalas says: *opens a door* teehee ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *runs out* AIR Amalas says: *it goes into a room with a bed* <.< ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: NON_SASUKE FREE AIR! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *drags sasuke by ear over to couch* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: @.@ *.*. Amalas says: *stops the illusion cause she was getting a headache* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: * lays sasuke down on couch and closes his eyes for him* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *instantly falls asleep* zzzzz ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: why havent i thought of that? Amalas says: <.< Amalas says: of what? ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: closing sasukes eyes ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: so he sleeps Amalas says: ... Amalas says: cause he wouldn't let you ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: true... Amalas says: and would probably kill you in an instant =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: true.....wait...*sniffs air* i smell.....RAMEN ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: Amalas says: *throws the ramen* <.< Amalas says: catch, boy! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *takes out chair and tapes naruto to it* Amalas says: ... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN Amalas says: 0.0 I think I see where you're going with this ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: * takes out a bowl of ramen and holds in front of narutos face* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: O.O RAMEN!!! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *starts to eat ramen* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: the the the ramen!! stop!! mY RAMEN!! Amalas says: *sits next to Alicja with a bowl of ramen* Amalas says: *also starts eating the ramen* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *going insane cause he cant have ramen* RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN Amalas says: *puts a small noodle on Naruto's nose* Amalas says: *goes back to eating ramen* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: Naruto: *tries stretching tongue to reach noodle but ends up with tongue in nose* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *looks at naruto* ive just lost my appetite Amalas says: I can do that =O Amalas says: lol Amalas says: *pets Naruto and eats Ramen* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *places bowl in narutos lap* u finish ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *cant wat ramen cause hes ductaped to chair Amalas says: :3 we so bad Amalas says: ... Amalas says: oh fine *un-tapes Naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *tries to dive into the ramen bowl and eats every last drop* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *walks over to sasuke* Amalas says: ... Amalas says: *hands Naruto her unfinished bowl* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *stirs a bit and slightly opens eyes* i had the wierdest dream... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *devours other bowl* Amalas says: ... ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *smiles slyly* do tell sasuke Amalas says: yes...a dream....>.> Amalas says: *hides cameras in safe place sasuke would never ever find* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *shudders* i was about to kiss naruto Amalas says: ... Amalas says: <.< *coughcough* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: *overhears* yea dude, if u ever do that agian...im gonna like kill you...BELIEVE IT! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: O.O IT WASNT A FUCKIN DREAM!? Amalas says: ... Amalas says: >.> ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *shakes head* Amalas says: I make a mean alchoholic shirley temple ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: wait...so that means naruto kissed you? Amalas says: accidently ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *nods then stops and widens eyes* Amalas says: she wanted to check to see if you were alright ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: theres no such things as accidents in my book when it comes to naruto ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: O.O Amalas says: but naruto was over her and her lips accidently hit his Amalas says: believe it =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *thinks fast and jumps on top of sasuke and starts makin out with him hardcore style* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: O.O *yet still enjoying* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: o.O WTF Amalas says: ._. Amalas says: TAKE IT TO A ROOM! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *stops and wipes off mouth* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *gets off couch and stares at me* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: so wt were u saying? ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: i...i dont remember *scratches head then shrugs* oh well Amalas says: lmao Amalas says: the power of women =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: i know isnt it great? Amalas says: mmhmm ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: i need to learn that trick so i could try it on sakura-chan Amalas says: just gotta stare into del's eyes and he kisses me :3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me+sasuke: NO Amalas says: lmao! Amalas says: it doesn't work with guys Amalas says: only girls ~Flirty Freshman~ says: exactly ~Flirty Freshman~ says: but i guess naruto could qualify if we tried....*takes out makeup and dresses* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: >.> Amalas says: ....<.< ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: on second thought, i'll stick to my flirting techniques ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *cough wt flirting techniques cough* Amalas says: good boy *pets naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *laughs* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: O.O omg sasuke u laughed Amalas says: O.O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *covers mouth* shoot look wt u made me do Amalas says: IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: aww im sorry *sniff sniff* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: =( *feels bad for makin me feel bad* its all right, i kinda enjoyed it *hugs me and smiles* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *smiles back* Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: you've changed him =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: oh trust me, i know too much ~Flirty Freshman~ says: o.O Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: Amalas says: ....*stares* 0.0 Ê Delelith Ê says: *kiss* Amalas says: *kisses back* yay Amalas says: it's awsome being female ~Flirty Freshman~ says: if he lets me go, the whole world will know he sleeps with a pink teddy bear Amalas says: lmao Amalas says: he does? ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *glares* Amalas says: awwwww Amalas says: that's so cute ^.^ ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: *covers mouth* oppps my bad Amalas says: *pets sasuke* Amalas says: and naruto Amalas says: if you tell anyone ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: *is pet and looks at me with sad, hurt eyes* Amalas says: I'll use blackmail 0.0 Amalas says: *hiss* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: aww baby im sorry naruto wont tell and neera wont either *kisses his cheek, causing him to smile and automatically forgive me* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: O.O Amalas says: I won't tell Amalas says: and I'll make sure Naruto won't tell O.O Amalas says: cause if he does...*glares daggers at Naruto* =.= ~Flirty Freshman~ says: neera, i offically hand naruto over to u *hands naruto over to neera* Amalas says: >=D ~Flirty Freshman~ says: sasuke: hes a dead man ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me: yep Amalas says: *pets naruto* :3 ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: save me? Amalas says: *pets naruto* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me+ sasuke: nahhh seeing u be tortured in cruel and unusual ways is fun ~Flirty Freshman~ says: naruto: gee thanks guys ~Flirty Freshman~ says: me+sasuke: anytime Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: *sends Naruto off* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *kisses sasuke and he puffs away* ill see him later :3 Amalas says: =D ~Flirty Freshman~ says: lol soo that, neera, is what happens when sasuke gets drunk Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: *pets her blackmail* ~Flirty Freshman~ says: lol ~Flirty Freshman~ says: yea well i gtg its late and im sleepy...but i am saving this convo and postin it on FAC for all to see :3 Amalas says: lmao Amalas says: k Amalas says: >.> Amalas says: PEOPLE OF FAC....you now know the true Sasuke =O ~Flirty Freshman~ says: *shakes head* pooooor sasuke Amalas says: >.>
3 Comments
HoshigumiFan
Jul 3, 2007 02:52 AM by: HoshigumiFan chapter 1
lolol nice! Is this a demonstration of your every-day conversations, or is this one just plain strange and unusual? The true Sasuke kinda scares me... XD
 
EvilMinionOfPuu
Sep 9, 2006 08:27 PM by: EvilMinionOfPuu chapter 1
x3 *pets blackmail* >.>
 

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