Sure he wore yellow skin tight speedos

Sure he read the weekly world news.

Sure an evil secret agent bunny rabbit was out to kill him.

Sure he had a gut bigger than a potroast.

Sure he had an a** floppier than layered badder.

Sure he was ugly.

Sure he was a seven time devorcee.

Sure his first name was gay.

And sure he himself was gay.

But there is more to loving an old confused perverted man with a bounty of 4992 carrets on his head than one would think...

just ask Christina Agulara.