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Oh Crap Not Sesshoumaru.....
“OOOWWW!!JESUS CHRIST!!”I yelled.The giant demon thing that grabbed me squeezed me so hard I felt like that one fish that the neighbors squeezed until its head popped off.”Air...I NEED AIR!”Crystal yelled.The demon was way ahead of Inuyasha.”Oh Christ,we’re really freakin’ screwed.”I tried to wriggle free-the demon thing squeezed harder.”AAAAH!!JESUS CRUDMUFFINS!!!”I yelled.”Remind me to ask you where you get those quotes,”Crystal said.It was hardly squeezing her at all.”Lucky duck,”I muttered.”OOWWW OWW OWWWW!!!IT’S ABOUT TO FREAKIN’ BREAK MY BACK!!!”I yelled.Just then,things got worse.Sesshoumaru showed up.”Did I say we were screwed before?I withdraw the statement-WE’RE SERIOUSLY SCREWED NOW.”Crystal knew Sesshoumaru thankfully.”I can’t freakin’ breathe!!!”I yelled.Sesshoumaru unsheathed his Tokijin.”Oh Christ,this is freakin’ it!!I’ll never get to meet Foamy the Squirrel!!”I yelled.”You’re really weird,”Crystal said.The demon squeezing me and carrying a Crystal got split in half.We fell on top of it.”Ewwwww this’s worse than the school’s mystery meat,”I muttered.I got up and wriggled out of the fist that was still clenched around me,but not as tightly.I made it and inhaled deeply.”AAAH,AIR!!”I yelled.I looked at Sesshoumaru.”Yo mo-fo.I know what you did with yo momma last night!!”I yelled.I grabbed Crystal’s wrist and took off.”I LOVE TO GET IN BAD SITUATIONS!!”I yelled.”Freakin’ run Crystal!!Otherwise Sesshoumaru’s gonna eat us in a sandwich!!RUUUUUN AWAAAAAAY!!!”I yelled.”Whaddya think Milli’s gonna do?”Crystal asked.”Oh crap,never thought ‘a’ that.Uhhhh...let’s just hope she stayed at Kaede’s.”I saw Sesshoumaru behind us.”JESUS CHRIST!!!”I saw a cliff up ahead that was over a lake.”Can you swim?”I asked.”Yeah,”Crystal said.”Good.Let’s just hope he can’t!!”I let go of Crystal’s wrist and ran up to the cliff.”CLIFFDIVING!!”I jumped off the edge of the cliff in a bad imitation of them olympic divers.”ALL HAIL POSEIDON!!WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!”I splashed into the water.After I almost hit a huge rock I surfaced.”WHOOOOO!!!YEEEEAAAAH BUDDDY!!!”I yelled.Crystal splooshed in next to me.”I ain’t never gonna do that again,”Crystal said,surfacing.”Me neither.Got a terrible fear of heights.But I’m more afraid of gay guys with swords than heights.”I swam over to the shore and got out of the water.Sesshoumaru jumped down the cliff and landed in front of us.”OH CHRIST!!CRYSTAL,RUNN!!”I yelled.I looked back at Sesshoumaru.”YOU CHEATER!!THAT AIN’T FAIR!!!”I ran in front of Crystal.”Is that all we do lately is run?”Crystal asked.”Good question.I’m just glad that my feet haven’t fallen off yet.Ooh yay,I said somethin’ smart.”I kept running.I looked back at Sesshoumaru...and smacked into a tree.”Oh crap.Dead end.”
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