Ok! I read a thing like this but I wanted to make one, so... an interview with the Naruto crew!


First up: Shino! Oh Boy! The bug guy!


Shino: ...


Lily: Ok... first question! How does it feel to have bugs in you?


Shino: Fine... why? Do you have something against bugs?


Lily: No, but... well, next question! Do you have a crush on anyone?


Shino: no, why would you think that?


Lily: Aha!


Shino: AGH! *falls out of chair he's sitting in*


Lily: You have a crush on... Hinata!


Shino: What? No. Why would you ask me that?


Lily:*whispers* or maybe its Kiba...


Shino: WHAT?!! I'm not gay! I'm straight! I'm straight!


Lily: Hold on, no one said you were-*Shino interrupting* I'm NOT GAY!!!


Lily: I'll take it you have a crush on... TenTen, eh?


Shino: NO I DON'T


Lily: Let's move on before I decide to say you're on crack


Shino: I'm not on crack!


Lily: I know you're not... or maybe... you are... Do you have any hobbies or anything?


Shino: No


Lily: Do you have a girlfriend?


Shino: No


Lily: Then... would you go out with me?


Shino: You'll threaten me that you'll tell everyone in Konoha that I'm gay and on crack if I say
no, won't you?


Lily: Uh huh.


Shino: fine.


Shino: Stupid Blackmailer.


Lily: NEXT!!!!