Ok! I read a thing like this but I wanted to make one, so... an interview with the Naruto crew!
First up: Shino! Oh Boy! The bug guy!
Shino: ...
Lily: Ok... first question! How does it feel to have bugs in you?
Shino: Fine... why? Do you have something against bugs?
Lily: No, but... well, next question! Do you have a crush on anyone?
Shino: no, why would you think that?
Lily: Aha!
Shino: AGH! *falls out of chair he's sitting in*
Lily: You have a crush on... Hinata!
Shino: What? No. Why would you ask me that?
Lily:*whispers* or maybe its Kiba...
Shino: WHAT?!! I'm not gay! I'm straight! I'm straight!
Lily: Hold on, no one said you were-*Shino interrupting* I'm NOT GAY!!!
Lily: I'll take it you have a crush on... TenTen, eh?
Shino: NO I DON'T
Lily: Let's move on before I decide to say you're on crack
Shino: I'm not on crack!
Lily: I know you're not... or maybe... you are... Do you have any hobbies or anything?
Shino: No
Lily: Do you have a girlfriend?
Shino: No
Lily: Then... would you go out with me?
Shino: You'll threaten me that you'll tell everyone in Konoha that I'm gay and on crack if I say
no, won't you?
Lily: Uh huh.
Shino: fine.
Shino: Stupid Blackmailer.
Lily: NEXT!!!!