Lily: Oh, joy, let's hope we don't get flattened like a rice ball! It's Chouji....



Shino: RUN AWAY! HE'S GONNA EAT ME AND THE WHOLE VILLAGE!


Lily: Shino, for once... SHUT UP!


Shino: you're scary when you're mad, so... ok....


Chouji: Do you have bbq chips?


Lily: *chucks a bag of chips at Chouji* here you are...


Shino: Chouji? please don't crush me...


Chouji: do you have any food?


Shino: No...

Chouji: Then you're fine.

Lily: *watches shino run behind her chair and pulls out a rice ball* so do you have a love other than your love for food?

Chouji: Give me that rice ball!

Shino: *tries to run away from Chouji buut falls on the riceball he dropped* NOOO!!

Lily: *laughs at shino*

Chouji: * rolls over Shino over and over again for the riceball Shino's lying on*

Shino: OWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Lily: *hears a snap, and a cracing noise* Stop Chouji!!!!

Shino: OWWW, my.... whole body.... almost every bone in my body is broken...

Chouji: * finds riceball and goes to sit back down* There we go.

Lily: *stares at Shino lying battered and bruised on the floor* ok, maybe we should end this soon, before, you know, Shino dies...

Shino: That might be nice... so would a hospital right now... and a pillow....

Chouji: Who cares about him?

Lily: I sorta do. He makes a good source... but that would make this too short and not funny enough....

Shino: *pees his pants* good grief, not my weak bladder again! I can't get up to get to a toilet!

Lily: *waits for a half hour*

Shino: *pees his pants again* Ok, stop my suffering please? oh... oh.... this is bad...

Lily: Shino, do you have to do number 2 now?

Chouji: If he does, I think he's going in his pants...

Shino: *slowly nods* I... I can't hold it... a-a-anyMORE!!!!!!

Lily: Shino, that's gross... did that hurt? It sounded like it did?

Shino: *eyes watering* Yeah. does it look like it hurt?

Chouji: No, looks like your constapated... are you?

Shino: NO I'M NOT CONSTAPATED!!!

Lily: yeah, it does look like it hurt you...

Shino: Please say next...

Lily: NEXT!

Shino: THank you so MUCH!!!!