How to know when your fma obsessed


You ve memorized all of Edwards short retorts.
You have white gloves with the alchemic flame array on them.
When you style your hair to look like envy s
Take a trashcan wherever you go and refer to it as Al.
When you dress up like lust for Halloween.
You paint a rock red then through it out a window. Five hours later you go on a quest beyond the window to fine the philosophers stone .
Have golden contacts
When you run around screaming when your sister comes in with a wrench in her hand and shouting get back you fiend Winry
Pretend your mother is dead and your father has been gone a long time, and whenever your mother talks to you you break down in tears saying you hear the voices of the deceased
You never drink milk again
You refer to your teacher as colonel bastard
You cut off your limbs and demand Automail
You Draw transmutation circles on the walls and roof of your room
When you give your class captain speech , you say when I become president all female students will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!
Put a patch over your eye and only answer if someone calls you fuhrer

And last but not least..

Declare war on milk