Lily: Ok, now we have Gaara!


Gaara: Whatever...


Lily: My new source is Naruto again!


Gaara: Oh joy...


Naruto: *pulls string and a bucket of water is poured on Gaara's head* ha!


Gaara: Naruto-


Lily: Gaara think about what you're about to do...


Gaara: Rid the world of a horrid nuisance?


Lily: Oh... yeah, and kill the only guy here that knows how to make a decent cheese sandwich?


Gaara: Really? I love cheese sandwiches! Can I have one?

Lily: sure!

Gaara: Thanks!

Lily: yah...

Gaara: I like camels.

Lily: Huh? you like camels? that was random...

Gaara: Did Shino really pee his pants 5 times?

Lily: uh, yes?

Gaara: That's funny. Did Akamaru pee on him 25 times?

Lily: you heard the interviews, didn't you? This is interview 8. that was interview 3.

Gaara: Actually, I missed them all. Except Chouji's.

Lily: WHAT THE...?! YOU MISSED THEM ALL?! HOW AND WHY WOULD ANYONE MISS THEM ALL?!

Gaara: *wets his pants for no apparent reason*

Lily: GOOD GRIEF!!!! DOES ALMOST EVERYONE WET THEIR PANTS IN MY INTERVIEWS?!

Gaara: apparently...

Naruto: * comes in between Gaara and Lily and does the Chicken Dance* Quack!

Gaara: Naruto, chickens cluck.

Naruto: No, they don't, they quack!

Lily: DUCKS quack! CHICKENS cluck!

Naruto: No, Kakashi snesei told me ducks bark...

Gaara: Why the hell would Kakashi tell you THAT? DOGS bark, DUCKS quack, and
CHICKENS cluck!

Naruto: But... Sakura chan told me dogs moo...

Lily: WHY IS EVERYONE MESSING YOU UP MORE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE?!
COWS MOO, DOGS BARK, DUCKS QUACK AND CHICKENS CLUCK!

Naruto: Really?! I don't know... Kakashi and Sakura don't usually lie to me...
are you sure?

Lily & Gaara: OF COURSE WE'RE SURE YOU RETARD! KAKASHI IS A RETARD, SAKURA IS A RETARD,
AND YOU, NARUTO, ARE A RETARD!

Lily: NEXT!