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Jesus Crudmuffins!!
“Oww.....”“My head.......”“What kinda mo-fo whacks a girl?”I sat up and groaned.”Got Advil?”I asked,rubbing my head.”God!!I feel like I’m havin’ a hangover!!”Crystal yelled.I looked up and around.”HOLY CRAP!!!WE’RE BACK IN HOE-IN-THE-WALL,PEEPS!!!”I yelled.Milli stood up.”What?Y’ mean we’re at your place?”I crawled up.”Basically....”I saw the best thing right in front of us.’YAAAAY!!WE’RE AT HINSON’S!!!”I yelled.”Hinson’s....?”Milli asked.”Yeah!!It’s a good ol’ fashioned gas station where you can buy Coke fer a buck!!And besides that I know some of the peeps who work here!!”Crystal gave me a look.”She’s hyped....”she muttered.”Aww,thanks.”I walked right up to the door-but it was locked.”AWWW CRUDMUFFINS!!IT’S FREAKIN’ CLOSED DUDE!!”I yelled.I heard Milli sigh.”You’re kinda crazy,”she said.”Thanks!”I started walking down the road but hadta stop when some turd from Columbia almost ran me over.I hurled a huge rock at thecar yelling:”HEY.YA FREAKIN’ HORROR MONKEY!!DIDN’T YO MOMMA TEACH YA ANY MANNERS WHILE YOU WERE SCREWIN’ HER?!DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE I JUST ATE YO BISCUIT!!”I yelled.I flinched when the huge rock hit the windshield and kinda got stuck in it.”AND I AIN’T PAYIN’ FOR THAT!!”I yelled,giving the driver the bird.”OH,AND PARDON MAH SIGN LANGUAGE!!!”I yelled.”Geez Amanda,you’re......violent,”Crystal said.”Make a mental note-if the licence plate says’Columbia’ or ‘Nashville’,wait till they are far away before crossin’ the road.They like ta run people over.”(BTW no offense to peeps from Columbia or Nashville Tennessee!Just some peeps from there needta learn howta drive!)”GAH!!”Milli yelled.”Whazzup?”I asked.She dragged me and Crystal behind the store.”Who’re we hidin’ from?”Crystal whispered.Milli pointed.”HOLY CRAP!!IT’S ED AND AL!!IN HOE-IN-THE-WALL!”I hissed.Ed musta heard me cuz he started lookin’ around.”Who’s there?”he yelled.”Ah Christ!!”I whispered.Milli shoved her hand over my mouth.Crystal put her hand over Milli’s,and I just popped a few knuckles for the heck of it.Crystal flinched a little at how loud it was.Ed started walkin’ right toward us.”GAH!!!WE’RE SCREWED!!”I hissed.”It’s time to freakin’ run peeps!!”Milli shut me up.”Not yet!They’ll see us if we do!”she whispered.”I wonder where those girls are Brother,”Al said.I flinched.Awwwww Christ they’re lookin’ for us!!I don’ wanna die yet!!I’d rather go and run that mile for my P.E. grade again!!I thought.”We gotta split!”I hissed.”Say what?”Milli asked.Crystal grabbed her arm and dragged her off.I just kinda sat there for a few more seconds before takin’ off the other way.”HEY!!KID!!”Ed yelled.”JESUS CRUDMUFFINS I’M BUSTED!!”I yelled.”Ohhh Christ why didn’t I bring my freakin’ shoes!!”I yelled.”I swear if they don’t catch me I’ll never ever call Ryan Midget Man again!!”I said,looking up as if God could hear me.”Ah,what’m I doin?!I’m screwed anyhows!!And I’m talkin’ to myself again!!”I ran faster.”Ohhhhhhh Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!”I hissed.”This ain’t fair!!I shoulda been a cowgirl!!”I yelled randomly.
Meanwhile wherever Milli and Crystal wandered off to....
“Oh man.....what if Amanda gets caught?”Milli asked.”Let’s just hope she don’t.”They were huddled behind a gas pump.And worse thing is,Al was walking around.Well,clanking around.He peered over the edge of the pump without them realizing it.”Why’re you hiding from me?”he asked.”Oohh.Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.....”Milli and Crystal were now officially busted.
Meanwhile,where I’m running for my freakin’ life....
“WAIT A MINUTE!!!”Ed yelled.”WISH I COULD BUT IF I DID MY FEET WOULD PROBABLY FALL OFF AND THAT WOULD MAKE MY SITUATION WORSE!!”I yelled.”I’M NOT GONNA KILL YOU OR ANYTHING KID!!”Ed yelled.”YOU WILL WHEN YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM!!Wait.....why’d he forget in the first place?”I asked myself.Ed clapped his hand together and made rope from the leaves on the ground.Then he kinda lassoed me.There I was lying on the ground with stinging barefeet and a new cut on my knee,praying to God to let me live.”This sucks horse crap....”I muttered.Ed caught up pretty much out of breath.”How the h*ll can you run like that with no shoes on?”he gasped.”I was a desperate redneck then.Now I’ma redneck in deep crap.Before you kill me could you please untie me cuz this rope thing’s kinda itchy.”Ed gave me a look.”Uhh,no.You’ll just run off again.”“Crap.Foiled again.”Ed picked me up by the back of my T-shirt.”HEY WHADDYA DOIN’ PUT ME DOWN!!”I yelled.
Meanwhile with Milli and Crystal....
Milli and Crystal were having a calm conversation with Al.”See,we don’t live here.Our friend Amanda does.She calls this place Hoe-in-the-wall.We have no idea what it’s real name is though,”Crystal said.”That brown haired barefoot girl?”Al asked.Milli nodded.”Uh-huh.She’s kinda crazy,”she replied.”I kinda noticed....”Al muttered.”Speaking of Amanda,is that her being carried by the back of her T-shirt?”Crystal asked.”Looks like Brother caught her,”Al said.”And she’s throwing a fit....”
Back to me being lugged around by the tall-cough short cough- alchemist.....
“WOULD YOU PUT ME DOWN ALREADY?!”I yelled.”No.”“AWWW C’MON!!YOU CAN’T HONESTLY CARRY 75.6 POUNDS ALL THE WAY BACK TO HINSON’S!!”I yelled.”Is that all you weigh?Feels like a lot less.”I hung my head.”Why me?God,you suck!First you give me an annoying younger sibling and a stalker for an older sister!Then you make me short!NOW I’M BEIN’ KIDNAPPED MY MY FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER!!WHEN WILL IT END?!”I yelled.”Anime character?What the h*ll is that?”Ed asked.”Oh Christ.Did I just say that out loud?”Ed sighed and hoisted me over his shoulder(can you say bodybuilder?good lord....).
So,after a lot of awkward outbursts and arguing,Ed carried me back to Al,Milli,and Crystal as if he’d been doing it his whole life.”You need to put this girl on medication,”he said.”Bleah!!Screw medication!I need some chocolate!Ow...and some painkillers.”Milli and Crystal laughed.Okay,so you thought everything got nice and peaceful?Just outta the blue,who should show up but the Inuyasha crew!!
“JESUS CRUDMUFFINS!!!!”