By:Keiko J. Herustu;hipeople;Keiko105;Rikuishotyeahyeah;Keiko122;Demyx Luver;whatever ya want to call me,cuz I have alot of usernames..well,not really,but hey.
Disclaimer:...saddly,I only own le plot and idea...which is basically the same thing...dangit!

And another thing,sorry about this chapter.Its sorta a fangirlish thing,with ideas from one of my best friends,akiraandroxas,which features her charater,Akira.And it also introduces you to Keiko,my other half.0_o''''

"Sora!Sora!We're gonna be late!Stupid,"I yelled at my brother.He snores like mad I tell you.You may think you snore something terrible,but you haven't heard snoring until you got a sound of meh brother's.Good sweet caramel syrup!(Well,since my bro claimed the Dear Sweet Chocolate Chips,I had to get my own saying!)Man,com'on Sora-chan!Yes,I called him Sora-chan.I don't have a problem,even though Sora does say I do have issues ever since inciddent #69.I,unlike my dolt sibling,am more organized with the inciddents.After #10,I began keeping tabs on what happened and when.HE,on the other hand,just names them.He is pret-ty good with names though,so he has hardly any trouble recalling them from the corridors of his mind.Sigh,I wish he would wake up.He is such a nocturnal bat buddy,he sleeps all day and plays in the night...wait-that sounded sorta wrong.Umm,he is active at night...that didn't sound any better,if not worse.Well,I hope you know what I'm talking about...wait,that still doesn't sound-oh,just drop the subject.I gotta wake this loser up."Sora.Sora!SORA!"......he didn't even flinch.This calls for drastic mesures.But,I'll need a bazooka,antelope,straw hat,watermelon,file cabinet...or I could...just do this!I yanked the pillow out from under his head,causing it to thump lazily back onto the bed.I looked at the pillow,then to him. Pillow,him. Pillow,him. Pillow,him.Commit it to memo-Dangit,I'm starting to sound like Mr.Axel and I've only worked one day.Well,we only have a grand spankin total of twenty minutes to get our lazy butts to our job,and Sora isn't even ready...or awake...but I'll change the latter.I began hitting him with his pillow,a whooshing sound occuring everytime I swung downwards.Sora yelped as I struck him a final time and tumbled off the edge of the bed,where I continued striking him,even though he was trying to escape by crawling on the floor.

"Wake.Up.SORA!"I yelled as I continued hitting him insanly hard with the pillow.He tried to yell somthing back,but I socked him in the mouth before he could say it.I stopped for a moment."Yes?"To my horror,he yanked the soft coshyness item from my grasp.I backed up,only to find myself rammed into a corner."Sora,we can talk this out,right?Sora?Sora..."I coaxed,trying to save my hide.I ran my hand along the rough wall,stained with the many fights of mine and my brother's past,trying to find some sort of randomly placed secret switch or something.Sora advanced with thoughts of death.Where the crap is that switch!He raised the pillow high above his spiky hair.Switch,SWITCH!He preparred to bring it down,until our mother called us from the downstairs kitchen.I sighed a breath of relief.Sora glared and slugged me anyway,then dropped the item of murder on the ground.I rubbed my aching head.Dang,since when is he so strong?Degit.He dashed into the closet(a nice walk-in)and sorted through all his messy,disorganized clothes as I walked out of the room,careful to shut the door behind me.I slid down the stair banaster,landing clumsliy on the ground.I rubbed my back as I limped into the kitchen.Curious,I gazed at the clock.We had all of five minutes.Great.Our mother was frantically pinning an earing on and huridly grabbing her purse.

"Where is Sora?"she asked,out of breath as she shoved her shoes on.I sighed and pointed up the stairs.She fumed."Sora!Sora Tearz!Get your lazy butt down here!You have to be at work NOW!"She screeched.Sora came tearing down the stairs,leaping from the third to last stair and dashing through-more of into-the door.He rubbed his nose,with was bright red with pain,opened the front door,and carefully made his way out,leaping into the car.I quickly follwed,our mother behind me.I jumped into the back along with Sora. Our mother started up the car,and backed out of the driveway.She slammed her foot on the accelrator.I swear that on the road,she nearly crushed five pedestrians.Both my brother and I were clinging the the arm rests like there was no tomarrow.I felt the force of our speed shove me hard into the back of my seat.I screamed when she reached her peak speed-120.Good thing this is the interstate...wait-thats a bad thing.She turned so sharply I nearly came flying out of my seatbelt.When she turned the opposite way,Sora crashed into me.I pushed him off,but was hurdled foreward when she came to an aprupt stop.I crashed into the seat in front of me.Sora took hold of my wrist and dragged me out of the car.He pulled me along the pavement,receiving odd stares as we raced the clock.I tripped him and stood up,brushing myself off.We were directly in front of the entrance.I dragged him inside,until I felt a tug.

"Sora,I know you don't want to go in,but we have to work so we go to college,"I told him,still staring foreward.I heard a muffled huff from behind me;I turned on my heels.And there was Sora,trapped in the sliding doors.I invisioned a sweatdrop forming on the back of meh head.Dangit,I read to many mangas...He cried,his voice muffled,considering his face was currently being smooshed by the floor.I hoisted him through the door,falling backwards when I tugged.I landed on my butt,right next to a tapping foot.Uh-oh.It's not,it couldn't be-I looked up towards the face of the person who was appartently annoyed by my tardiness.Heh,tardiness..thats a funneh word.Heh.

"Sora!Roxas!You two are late!Can you explain your tardiness?!"our boss screeched,infuriated.I had to stifle a laugh.Tardiness,hee,tardy...I stopped my complex train of thoughts and looked at the clock.Lets see,the long hand is the hours-no wait,or is it the seconds?Or minutes?Miliseconds?Or does it measure volume and water levels?!I began drooling at the side of meh mouth.I don't know why,but when I'm REALLY concentrated on something,I drool.Axel picked me up by the back of my shirt coller.Dangit,I'm light,hanging in midair.He set me down.I turned on meh heels,again,considering that my back was facing him.Theres something about this guy that I hate.Can't quite pick it out though....He groaned,looking down."Just,go do something.Theres been another incident with the lawn mowers we keep on display outside.I think it was someones speeding car smashed through a couple,"He looked back up,and all that was left were a couple dust clouds.I knew there was something suspicious about those thumps we heard when we pulled up....


I had to go work at the pet supplies aisle.Sora was at the register again.He needed more practice or something.I stood a bag of bird feed back up.There was nothing to do here!I should've brought like a manga to read or something.I went into the catfood aisle.There were two girls,one with light brown hair,the other with reddish brown.The one with the reddish brown hair was disorganizing all of the cans.The other looked like she could only hope to contain her friend.

"Akira,stop-AKIRA!"the light brown haired on cried desperatly.The other girl,Akira,was obviously on a hype or something.Moutian Dew normally causes that.I rushed over to them.The lightbrowned haired one looked exasperated,like she's had to deal with this all day(or at least an hour).She looked pleadingly towards me."Help,"she squeked.I rubbed my forehead,then placed my hand on Akira's shoulder.

"Umm,can you please stop?I'm the one who has to fix this,ya know,"I begged.She looked at me.The look of pure evil.I shuddered,and the other girl stepped back.

"Only if Keiko lets me have a fishy,Roxas,"she threatened.I stepped back with the other girl.The girl with me got a look of determination on her face,then walked back up to the demon.I just about mouthed for her not to go,but it was to late.She's going to die for sure,and I'll have a mess to clean up...Wait,how did that girl know my name?

"Name tag,"Keiko replied,turning her head to face me.Oh,wait,how did she-?"I'm phycic,stupid,"she finished.I twitched.These two are strange."And you have a funky hairdo.Oh,that guy with the pincone hair is your brother?Heh,I shoulda guessed,"she continued on.I twitched.I have no privacy anymore..."No,you don't,"Oh,shut-up,you.She faced Akira."Okay,Aki,you can have a fishy,"Both gazed at me with evil glints in their eyes.Oh.My.Gosh.

"Come on,Roxy!"Akira chimed,grabbing my hand and dragging me to the fish.She stopped in front of THE tank.All day I had been watching them swim back and forth,and all around.When I stocked the bird feed,when I stacked the cat toys,when I grabbed a skateboard and rode straight into the rabbit food,they all watched me.Their beady little eyes,their evil fins of doom,yes,this fish could only be purchased by a demented little child.Akira.Only one kind of fish could live through the tortures of this girl.Only one kind could-

"Just get her the fish....."Keiko mumbled,"And stop sounding so dramatic....but what was that about the rabbit food?"HOW does she do that?"I'm-" Psychic,yeah,yeah,we know.Just let me narrarate my story,k?This is MY chapter."Fine,"

I slowly approached the nets to scoop the fish out with.I reached for a net hanging on the rack at the end of the tanks,but I saw some gloves lying on the counter.Using common sense (that Sora claims that I don't have) I slid them on and grabbed my net.Good sweet caramel syrup I'm SO gonna die...Either by the hands of these girls or by the hands-err,fins,of these fish.A PIRANAH!Okay,that sounded dramatic enough,right?Good.Yes,a priahna....wait...why do we even sell these here?I really didn't know that we did....Anyway.I dramatically reached into the tank with my net at the ready.Okay,now,I can do this,I can do this,I can,got it!I pulled my net back out from the water.And it contained the evil fishy.I was about to put the fish in a plastic bag filled with water,but at the last second,it leaped from the net and clamped onto my arm.I screamed bloody murder.I started shaking it around rapidly.

"Ewewewewewewwewwwwww!"was all I could yell.I nearly knocked my pounding arm into Keiko.She ducked and grabbed my arm.She yanked the prihana off and tossed it into the bag,which she had retrieved from the floor when she ducked.She knotted the top of the bag and handed it to Akira.I checked my arm for any damage,but when I gazed at where it should've been...it wasn't!Wait,what?Well,anyway,MY ARM WAS GONE!I fell on my knees and started crying,while holding my shoulder.Akira walked over to me slapped me.I gave a look of wonder and confusion to her...until she pulled the sleeve off of my still attached arm.....yes...my sleeve came down and covered it....oh,shut-up!

"Thank you....have a nice day,"I grumbled as I sulked off.I entered the cat food aisle and stooped to clean up the mess that stupid girl caused.So much desruction...

After I finished,I began to wonder...where was Sora during all of this.I figured that no one else would need help for a while,so I began to wander aimlessly through the friggin store.It was so huge,and so many stupid people wandered the aisles,I could hardly move.I nearly ran into some stupid fat kid with an ice cream cone.Stupid kid.He needs to go on a diet.I should plug up a treadmill and FORCE him to run on it like a little hamster.Bwahahahahaha!!!!Errrrr....errrrmmmmm.....Sooooooo.......

I saw crowds of teens heading all in one direction.They talked hurridly and excitedly,so I decided to tag along and see what all the commotion was about.I blended into one of the groups.I recived glares,though,becuase I stuck out....alot.....for reasons:1)My hair spikes beyond all other's...with the exception of Sora.2)I was shorter than ALL of these people.I'm fiffteen and they're like what,seventeen or eighteen?Ugghhh...3)....errrr....I was wearing my Wal-Mart uniform....

The girls rolled their eyes and the guys just shook their heads and walked away.So I stood there,dumbly,with no life or anything else to do....I watched everyone head into the video game section.Curious,I followed.They weree all crowded around some geek playing a playstation game demo...which is weird...becuase demos are supposed to be short...and this looks like it's been going on for hours.

I headed over,shoving and squezing my way through the thick crowd.When I reached the center,there was a boy standing there,rapidly smashing buttons on a Ps2 contoller....It was-

"SORA!!!"I yelled at him.He didn't even wince.It was like he was some zombie,cursed to forever play the game.It was terrifing,almost,to watch him.I was afraid to shake him out of it,too.The crowd surrounding us seemed to glare like no tomarrow,making sure Sora safely finished the game,and all I could do was stand and watch wearily as my only brother was sucked into the world of games.See,he usually perfers to read or draw or something(and I skateboard or chat on the internet),so he never really plays games,but,its for his own good.Whenever he starts a game,he can't stop until he has beaten it.The last time it happened,inciddent #206,we didn't see Sora's face for almost a week.He lost ten pounds during that dark time....

"Roxas..level....99..."he muttered in a drunken state.I looked at the screen.He was,in fact,on level 99,at the final boss.If he beat him,the game was over!Why you didn't play through level 100,the world may never know...

Suddenly,there screen flashed many bright colours and the word END came on the screen.The crowd cheered as Sora grabbed my sleeve."We're going home.....but first,"he muttered.


As soon as I got home,I ran into the bathroom,got a wet cloth,and brought it to my mom.I darted back to the room and got the Clorox from a couple days ago.When I walked back in,I saw Sora turning the door knob.I shoved the Clorox into her hands and ran up to my room,slaming the door just in time to drown out my mom's scream when she saw the sticky mess Sora was from the jellybeans he ate on the walk home.Sora really likes jelly beans.Bored,I changed into a white shirt and black jeans,grabbed my skateboard,and on my way out until-THUMP!

"Roxas!Did you fall down the stairs again?!"

Maybe I should take cordination classes....


Ha...XD this is actually a pretty darned fun story to write,even if it is immature and crappy.XP The third chapter has been started.Expect it soon!