Sonic the Hedgehog… Teh mwjovie trailer…

When the world cries for help…

*Shadow shows up with a coat just like Neo all packed up with guns*

One hedgehog rises…

*Shadow cocks the weapons then drops a lot…*

Shadow: There not mine, I swear…

To answer there cries…

Shadow: I sure am! ^-^

Being the Ultimate lifeform that he is… Created to protect and serve mankind…

Shadow: Guilty as charge! ^-^

He watches over humans… Protecting them when needed... Just like a shadow…

Shadow: Uhuh!
Sonic: HEY!! I THOUGH IT WAS MY MOVIE!!

Right, sorry!

Sonic: ^-^
Shadow: O_o

All of that is about to change…

Shadow: Why…?

When 2 sworn enemy’s work together to conquer the earth…

Shadow: Oh crap…

The last fights…

Shadow: O_o

Of the legendary heroes…

Shadow: O_o
Has begun…

*some cool action trance dance music thingy*

Shadow: Lock and load!!
G.U.N soldier: TIME TO DIE!!
Shadow: NOT ON MY WATCH YOU SON OF A CHURCH!!

When you are in danger…

*Rouge looks to a civilian that is surrounded by signs with “Danger!”

Rouge: YOU ARE IN DANGER!! O_o
Civillian: Oh! ^-^

There is only one hedgehog for the job…

Blain: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! WATCH OUT!!!
Woman: O_o
Blain: THAT HOUSE IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!
Woman: Whoa! Thanks for saving me Blain!
Blain: No problem ma’am! That’ll be $5000,- dollars! ^-^
Woman: What?! I don’t have that much on the bank! O_o
Blain: The bank?! GREAT GOOGELY MOOGELY!!
Woman: O_o

Featuring the motion captured performance of Tom Hanks…

Tom Hanks: I didn’t remember signing for this… O_o

Explosions…

Shadow: Explosion!!

A lot of excitement…

Shadow: GET DOWN!!

Double the explosions…

Shadow: Another explosion!!
Double the excitement…

Shadow: Get down again!!

Sega and Pixar Animation studio presents…

Shadow: So… We meet again…
Sonic: Yes…
Mario: Let’sa go!!
Shadow: BRING IT ON YOU ITALIAN PASTA MUNCHING SON OF A dog!!!
Luigi: Vada ad inferno figlio di una femmina!!*

*It’s Italian, meaning, go to hell you son of a dog*

Sonic: I have no idea what the hell he just said, but it cant be good…
Shadow: It ends tonight…

The raging battle of the 2 titans…

Knuckles: OMG!! MARIO HAS THE MASTER EMERALD!!
Mario: Mwehehehehe!!
Knuckles: All is lost… I failed… I am defeated…
Rouge: O_o *slaps Knuckles*

That has been going on for over 2 decades…

Shadow: …… What’s my line again…?

Ends today…

Sonic: What’s he trying to do?! Suck a plunger in my face?!
Mario: YIPPIE!!!
Sonic: OH GOD!! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!

Sonic the hedgehog…

Blain: MEEP!!
Mario: O_o
Blain: ^-^

The movie…
Coming Summer 2457…


Yoshi: Yoshi!! ^-^
Shadow: Shut the frack up! *slaps Yoshi*

In a theatre to you…

End! O_o