Chapter 4 Everyone is sitting on Sora's couch(still burping alittle) starring lifelessly at each other. Sora: Hey -burp- Leon, Leon: -burp- What? Sora: What else did -burrrp- Yuffie tell you about that slumber party? Leon: Well... Riku: DUDE POWER! Leon: O.o Riku: what? Leon: I didn't even say anything yet! Riku: Oh, sorry. Continue. Leon: ANYWAY, she said somethin' about truth or dare. Wakka: Cool! What's that? Leon: I don't know. Awkward Silence Riku: DUDE POWER! Everybody stares at him. Riku: What!? The silence was killing me! Another awkward silence. Roxas: Hey! I know what truth or dare is! Sora: How would YOU know that? Roxas: I'll never tell! Sora gives Roxas the death stare. (The death stare can bring even the mightiest of warriors to tell you anything. Try it sometime!) Roxas: FINE!!! (mumbling) One night me and Axel were playing it. Sora: OK. Sorry I asked. Riku: What else do you two do when no one else is around? Roxas: THAT...is none of YOUR business! And don't even try that death stare! (Author's note: I'm a fan of AKUROKU yaoi) Riku: Fine, just tell us how it works! Roxas explains truth or dare. Cloud: Sounds fun! Leon: Hey Cloud, you're conscious. Cloud: Yeah. No more rootbeer for Sora. Sora: sorry. Tidus: Let's go down stairs, this place is trashed. Sora: *dirty look at Riku* Riku: What? Recall from the first chapter when Riku said "this will get very messy," well it has, and that's what Sora's trying to say. Wakka: So are we going or what? Sora: You guys go. I'm gonna START cleaning up. *dirty look at Riku* Riku: OK, let's go! Sora: *another dirty look* Everyone goes down stairs and Sora starts cleaning up. A little later... Sora:(at the top of the stairs) OK I'm ready! Sora starts running down the stairs and trips. (Remember kids, don't run down stair cases) Sora: AAAAHHHHHH! *crash* He lands on Cloud. Cloud: I knew it! I knew you were comin' on to me!!!!! Sora: EW! NO! EW! Wakka: Hey Sora! Truth or dare: Were you really coming on to Cloud? Sora: NO!!!!!!! Cloud: Well, why not? Everone: ... Silence Leon: OK. Riku, Truth or Dare? Riku: Uhh...Truth. DUDE POWER! Leon: Do you... like cheese? Riku: ....uh yeah... sure, I guess. Authors Note: I didn't think of that question, my friend did. Riku: Roxas, truth or dare? Roxas: Dare. Riku: OK, lemme think! *thinks* Ooh, I got a good one! I dare Roxas to... go up on the roof and jump off! DUDE POWER!!!!!! Cloud: But wouldn't that, like, hurt? Roxas: Cloud's right! (wow, that's a pleasant change) Give me a truth! Riku: DUDE POWER!!! I gots an even better truth for you!!!! Roxas:(this doesn't sound good) Riku: Alrighty Roxas, what's up with you and Axel?!?!?!? Roxas: Crap. Riku: That's sounds like a dare!! *starts doing his Roxas-is-going-to-jump-off-a-roof dance* Tidus: So what'll it be? Roxas: CRAP! Can I at least get a pillow or something to cusion the landing? Wakka: Here. *throws Roxas a random pillow* Sora: Not the good pillows! My mom'll kill me! Riku: Cool. Sora: *dirty look at Riku* Later, on Sora's roof.... Roxas: Riku, did I even menton how much I hate you? Riku: DUDE POWER!!! (that's a yes) Roxas: Before I do th- Riku pushes him off. Roxas: AAAAHHHHHHH!! *crash* Riku: DUDE POWER!!! Roxas: WTF!?!? That could've killed me!!! everyone else: ... Riku: DUDE POWER!!!! *pushes Sora off* Sora: AAAHHHHHH!!!! *thud* Riku: DOUBLE DUDE POWER!!! *does his Roxas-and-Sora-fell-off-the-roof-dance* Sora: ooooooowwww!! : ( Everyone else runs away from Riku in fear of getting pushed off the roof. Riku: DUDE POWER!!! Cloud comes running back and pushes Riku off. Riku: DUUUUUUUUUUDE- *thud*