Oaky okay sorry.Word Perfect SUCKS!!good lord!!okay,next chappie is here hope ya like sorry I took so long to update....
All Mixed Up
“OH CHRIST OH CHRIST OH CHRIST OH CHRIST OH CHRIST OH CHRIST!!!”I yelled,running around the place like a chicken without its head.Inuyasha grabbed the back of my T-shirt and yanked me back.”Oww!!Hey!!Who crapped in your coffee?!”I yelled.”Shut up midget.Where the h*ll are we?”“None yo business fool.”“I’ve never been here.”“That’s cuz it’s America,not Japan.”“We’re in America?”“Yup.”“What’s America?”(Ed of course)”Across the ocean from Europe.”(Milli-brainiac,she is)”What’s Europe?”“Uhm......”Milli gave me a look.”They don’t know what Europe is?”she asked.”Nope.They’re from a different world,remember?”“You never told us that Amanda!”“They should still know what Europe is.”“AWKWARD CONVERSATION!!”I yelled.Kagome gave Ed a look.”You look like you’re from the early 20^th century....”“He was born 1899.”“How’d you know that?”“I did my mental math.”“Huh?”“Nevermind.”“Is this the Other Side of the Gate?”“Congratulations,you’re a winner.”I sighed and rubbed my head.”Now whadda I do?”I groaned.I heard the familiar sound of Sango beating Miroku to a pulp.”Smooth as ice,”I said,poking Miroku with my toe.Inuyasha went flying-musta called Ed short.(A/N:Which he kinda ain’t.I looked up his height.I’m three inches shorter than him at the minimal.And everyone’s always callin’ me a giant(which I know I ain’t))Crystal and Shippo were laughing.”Next thing ya know we’ll end up in the Pokemon world and meet the Naruto group there.....”Milli muttered.”Maybe we’ll meet Gaara!!”I cocked an eyebrow.”You like Gaara?”I asked.”Uh-huh.”“Okem dokey then....GAH!!I can’t believe it!!I just quoted Miki!!Dude!!”“Who’s Miki?”Crystal asked.”A good friend of mine on FAC like you two are.Only she’s nineteen.”“This conversation is waaaaay off topic.”I got that weird paranoid feeling.”Oh shi.....”I stopped talking and covered Shippo’s ears.”GAH!!Innocent ears!!”I yelled.(A/N:I actually do that when I’m about to swear and spot a little kid.)Sooooooooooo......wouldn’tja know it,we got yanked from Hoe-in-the-wall.


“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!”I yelled.”Amanda,why can’t you ever yell normal?”Crystal asked.”D*mn my father!!Oooh!I said a wurdy-durd!!”I cheered.Crystal cocked an eyebrow.We landed in the middle of an average dirt road.”Dude,where are we?”I asked aloud.”No clue.”I looked around.”Unless I am mistaken we are not far from......hmm....Mauville City.”“We’re in Pokemon?”“Sadly,yes.I think I missed this episode.”I stood up and yanked Milli up.She spotted Drew,of all people.”SWEET!!!CHECK IT OUT!!IT’S DREW!!”she yelled.Milli rushed off.”Okies....”I muttered.Crystal laughed.”All we need now is Naruto throwing shuriken all over God’s creation and I can officially say that Milli jinxed it.”As if on cue,Naruto and Sasuke ran past racing to reach the Pokemon Center first.Naruto was indeed throwing shuriken everywhere and terrifying some folks.A certain Electrode exploded,sending smoke billowing everywhere.I inhaled a big mouthful,too.Then a stampede of panicky pokemon ran past,soon followed by trainers.Me and Crystal got run clean over.”.....oww.....”I muttered.Milli yanked me up.”Arigato otomodachi.”“Huh?”“Whoops.Spoke Japanese again....”I glared at Drew.It comes natural to me-in every anime I watch I hate at least one character.Drew just happened to be on that list.Him and Hohenheim and Mustang and Scar and Tucker and Pride and Archer and Naraku and Kanna and Hakudoshi and Kagura and Sesshoumaru.....(looooooong list peeps)”Why’re you barefoot?”he asked obnoxiously.”Can’t tell you that.”“Why?”“Cuz you’re a stranger....”Milli laughed.”Do you hate Drew?”she asked,shocked.”Mensa Mensa.”“Whah?”“CRAP!!!I spoke Italian again!!”May had apparently spotted Drew and came over to us.”Shi.....take mushrooms...”I muttered.”Gottagoseeyalaterfaggot!!”I ran off.”Uh-AMANDA!!!WAIT UP!!”Crystal followed me.I tripped and skidded...right in front of Ash,Max,and Brock.”.........crap on a cracker.....”I muttered.