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O.o??? by Punx
View as PDF, Submitted: 2006-11-15, Updated: 2007-05-13, Chapters: 84, Size: 216K, Words: 48226, Comments: 39, Views: 1010   
Miscellaneous (5281) > Writing (311) > Humor/Comedy (62)
randomnessocityanism. aka the odd things i think of. yeah. made up peoples here. sometimes i have real characters. this is the first major story i eva put on here.
+X+Punx+X+
1 - The New Kid
This chapter should have come first. oh well.
Disclaimer: I only own the OCs
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It was the first day of the third week of the second month of the new school year at Casper High. The gang is in 10th grade i guess. Anyhows.
Their were rumours being spread around like jam on toast. (O.o)
It was something that no person could ever keep quiet about. Something so massive and important to keep a secret. Something all feared but awaited it was.......



a new student.

The rumors were that it was a girl. No name had been aquired yet. Rumors were that she was a brainiac but had no glasses, and a decent social status at her old school. Rumors were that she skateboarded, played video games, and was a wiz on the web. Rumors were that she was a blackbelt after only three years of training. Rumors were that she was an artist. A writer. Rumors were that she had a band called the Bleeding Emeralds back where she came from. Rumors were that she was the perfect girlfriend. Rumors were: she was taken.

There were other things that im not gonna say because im too lazy.

School was ten minutes away from starting. She was supposed to come today.
No body knew if she would.

five minutes passed and the halls were begining to empty. Not a sign of anyone who was lost. Maybe the rumors were wrong. Maybe there wasnt going to be a new girl at school. Maybe she wouldnt come today.

Maybe she didnt igisist.

Sam was pondering these things to herself as she rumaged through her locker for her english book. "Good thing shes hitched." she mumbled to herself. She did sound like the ultimate girlfriend. But not if she was taken.
"Good thing who is?" a familiar voice behind her made Sam jump.
"WAH! Danny dont do that god you scared me."
"Sorry."
"Its okay, wheres your stuff?"
"erm stuff?"
"For english?"
"Oh."
he ran off towards his locker somehow running by Lancer without being seen. Sam shook her head and smiled. "clueless." she sighed. Finally she found her book, grabbed it and headed for room erm 523 i guess.

(room 523 english Lancer obviously period 1.)

"Alright now class settle down"
paper airplanes soared voices continued to chatter and a bunch of 15 year olds continued to ignore Lancer.
"Ahem People quiet down!"
not paying attention
"Oi."
he reached into a large droor (sp?) in his desk and pulled out a megaphone.
"QUIET DOWN!"
silence.
"good now turn towards the front of the room and listen for once in your lives."
he put the megaphone back to its original place
"Now as i am sure you all have heard,"
"there is a new student here at casper."
light chattering,
The out of shape teacher turned and walked out the door returning guiding who they all assumed to be the new kid into the classroom.
"Class. This,"
he waved a hand at the teen beside him
"Is Ms. Lauren Berlin,"
"Oh please, call me Laura."
"alrihgt then, Ms. Laura Berlin." (he is so retarded)
the girl gave a decent smile to the class.

She had long dirty blonde hair pulled into a lose pony tail which trailed down her back. Her eyes were a mixture of Hazel green and brown, with a mischeivious look in them. She wore a long black long sleeve shirt underneath a maroonish red short sleeve shirt with japanese characters written in black accross the top. She wore long baggy black camo jeans, that went well past her black army boots. A part of her hair fell neatly over her left eye in a downward triangle. Tucked under her left arm was a skate board with scratched up griptape and a gothic skull deck with black and red wheels. Her short nails were chip painted black and her ears were peirced twice each with a black double hole skull earing for each one. Around her neck was a black chocker with red spikes and a white dragons head pendant hanging from it with emerald green eyes.

She certainly did seem like the perfect girl friend. For any guy. Thats what worried Sam. But what consulted her was that she hopefully had a boyfriend.

One or two girls could be heard making humphing noises as they noticed the fact that almost every boy in the room was staring at her.

"Now Ms.Berlin, mrs. harndel (madeup) will take you to your locker and then return you here. Oh and before you go. Skate boards are not permitted on the school premises." the girl looked near to a massive eye rolling but she seemed like an actress too. "Oh of course. Im sorry. I will definately be sharp on that now." "Very good, for now it goes in your locker."

With that a short old woman lead the girl out of the room. Lancer went sifting through his papers before realizing the crud he was supposed to give them was missing, "I will retern shortly class. If Ms.Berlin comes back before i do please give her a seat without any trouble." With that he left the class room.

"Suck up much?" Sam griped.

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It had been a few minutes since lancer left when the new kid or Laura Berlin i guess or erm me came into the classroom being escorted by that old lady again. "Now dear, just find a seat, make some friends pay attention and you should be fine." Laura smiled. "Thanks." "Anytime dear. if you need any help you know where to find me."

with that she left and Laura was on her own.

There were a few seats open. she decided to take the one that would be hardest to claim, being placed in between a goth and a jock.

she gave a quick glance out the door. no one.
good. she was gonna get that seat the fun way,

she leisurly waltzed on over to the seat and was just about to sit when,,

"HEY!"

she paused in mid sit.

"What?"

"What do you think your doing?"

"erm, sitting?"

"Not there your not."

She smirked at walked over so that she was standing in front of him.

"Hehe, wanna bet?"

He stood up full hight in front of her. and oddly enough, the girl was only an inch shorter than he was. nearly lookin him n the eye. a soft ooooooo came from the class.

"Listen newbie (gay) i dont think you knwo who your messin with!"

she smirked all the more.

"Your right." she held up her hands in defeat.

"Why dont we change that?" she held out her hand for him to shake.

he stared at her in a weird way before accepting the offer.

she shook it up and down a few times before sqeezing. really really hard.

her eyes narrowed as if to say 'man yyou in troooouble' a dark shadow fell over her eyes and the bridge of her nose as she angled her head down slightly.

then out of nowhere there came a loud sickening,

CRACK!

the football player snapped his arm back and began clutching his hand.

"YOUUUUCH!"

he stumbled backwards and flipped over teh chair into the wall. and was soon slumped up again writhing in pain.

whispers broke out in the classroom . Laura took her seat next to the goth and whispered to her, " So, wheres Baren Bon Baldhead anyways?" if you havent figured it out already, the goth is Sam. Sam was just about to reply when,

Speaking of Baldy Locks (or lack there of) her he comes....
to be continued....
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look, i know this is lasting way too long but bare with me here!
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Baldy Locks has just entered.

The entire classroom grew quiet as their bald teacher walked in carrying a stack of papers.
oh joy, a hole stack.

Laura leaned back in her seat looking at ease as attention was drawn to the jock in pain.

"Holy Roman Empire! What in Paris Hil(ton) (hehe i had to. im sorry i had to) happened here!?"
He was staring down at Dash.
Then, upon noticing the smug look on her face, Lancer turned to Ms.Laura and asked, " Miss Berlin, you wouldn't happen to know anything about Mr.Baxter's current condition would you?"

Laura looked in shock, "What? No, he was like that when I got here!"

everyone knew she was lying. except Lancer.

"Ah, so how did this happen then?" He turned to the rest of the class, who simply shook their heads.

"Maybe it was like, self inflicted or something?" Tucker yelled from the far back corner.

Lancer looked at him incredulously (big word)

"Erm, does it really surprise you THAT much?" Danny asked from up front.

"Well no. But,"

"OW!"

"Oh go to the nurse. By the way how did you do that Mr. Baxter?" he said as Dash was headed out the door.

"HER! It was that weirdo NEW girl!" he pointed with his good hand.

"Mr.Baxter, i dont think the star quarterback would want to find himsef benched for the entire season because he was lying. And about a NEW student as well."

Dash gulped and continued to the nurse.

As the class continued, two girls in the back were whispering to one another.

"Damn! whatch ur back, homegirl did some damage!"

"I know! do you really think she has a black belt after only 3 years when most masters take at LEAST 5?"

"I dont know girl but i am definitely stayin on her good side."

Laura heard this and smiled an evil smile. This was gonna be fun.
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YEAYAH
finally i am done.
i changed her name for you. i hope you understand that this is a very special thing i am doing for you PLEASE appreciate it OR ELSE! i jk/.
1 Comments
TTfan1
Dec 6, 2006 08:27 PM by: TTfan1 chapter 1
BALDY LOCKS LOLOLOLOL
 

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