Ooooohhhh update yay!!^ ^ hope ya like.authoress is prone to random outbursts.

Deep-Fried and Covered in Chocolate
“Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoww.....”I muttered.Max poked me with his shoe.”Uhh why’re you barefoot?”“Done forget mah shoes.Good lord,everyone I ran into has asked me that I think.Oww....”Ash gave me a look.”Are you a trainer?”“Ehhh...yeah,yeah...uhmm....I’m just.....letting my pokemon rest.....?”I said uncertainly.I stood up and took a huge breath.”MILLI!!!CRYSTAL!!!GIT OVAH HERE WE GOT THREE FAMOUS PEEPS STANDIN’ RIGHT IN FRONT ‘A’ ME,BY GOD!!”I yelled at the top of my lungs.The poor guys in front of me had weird looks on their faces.”What?You got a reason to stare.....?”I asked.”Whaddya mean three famous peeps?”“Yer.....uh.....well-known at my place,believe me.”I heard several yells,including Milli’s.”GAARA-KUN KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”Huge glomp on Gaara.”Get off....”he said in that deadly voice.”KAWAII!!HE’S GONNA KILL ME!!...OH CRAP!!AMANDA RUN!!”Milli took off.Gaara had that evil face.”Hooooooooooooooly craaaaaaaaaaap.....”I got out my rubber band and paper missile.”HEY!!YOU!!”Gaara glared at me.”YEAH GENIUS,I’M TALKIN’ T’ YOU!!DON’T YOU GLARE AT ME LIKE DAT BOY!!I GOT A RUBBER BAND AND PAPER MISSILE AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO USE IT,BY GOD!!”I yelled.Gaara gave me a look.I pulled back the paper missile with my teeth reeeeeeeeeeeal far and let it go.It hit Gaara between the eyes.”DIRECT HIT!!”“AAAAH!!YOU HIT MY GAARA-KUN!!”“HE WAS GONNA USE DAT SAND COFFIN THINGY TO DESTROY US ALL!!”“....that weird girl sure does a lotta yellin’....”Gaara used that sand thingy to disappear.Milli squealed.”KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!I GLOMPED GAARA-KUN!!”“Huh?GLOMPED?”“I don’ know either little man.”“Little man?”“A-yup.”Crystal popped up outta God knows where.”Uhmm.....Milli?Did you just glomp a creepy eyebrow-less guy?”“DON’T INSULT MY GAARA-KUN!!”“Gaara-kun?”I cocked and eyebrow.”Crystal’s right about the eyebrow thing though....weird,Gaara has no eyebrows and Lee has a little too much eyebrow...”Crystal glared at May,who was arguing with Drew.”HEY!!GIRLY-GIRL WITH DA BANDANNA!!”May turned and glared back at Crystal.I could practically see that anime fire they draw in Crystal and May’s eyes.”WE’RE GONNA BATTLE AN’ I’MA GONNA WIN!!”Crystal yelled.”Oooh!!”I turned to Ash.”Yo dude,where do they sell popcorn around here?”“Popcorn?”“Heck yeah.Three minute show,mah friend.”“What?”“Crystal’s gonna make dog food outta May,hands down.”“How can you be so sure?”“I’m psychic.”“Really?”“No.Let’s just do the math.Crystal has a full team of whoop-hieny level 100's dude.May’s highest level pokemon is most likely a level 30 Combusken.She ain’t got no chance.”I yelled out to Crystal and May.”MAKE IT QUICK PEEPS!!THREE-ON-THREE PLEASE!!I’MA GETTIN’ ME SOME FOOD BY GOD!!I ran off to the food mart.”Foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood!!”
So,Crystal and May are glarin’,Crystal behind a freakin’ awesome Blaziken also known as Fireball.May behind her Combusken.”Oooh.The three minute battle has begun.”I was partially hidden behind a huge bucket of popcorn.Crystal used a bored voice to annoy May.”Okay little kiddy.Hope you’re ready.Fireball,use Slash.”Fireball slashed at Combusken.”DODGE AND USE SKY UPPERCUT!!”“Fireball,use your Sky Uppercut.”Combusken never had a chance.Fell in five.Seconds that is.”Gahh...Combusken....”“OH YEAH!!SHOULD’NA MESSED WIT ME AN’ FIREBALL,GIRL!!”“YAY CRYSTAL YOU ROCK!!”I was waving a southern flag and throwing popcorn everywhere.May sent out Squirtle.”Ooh!!Check out my good friend Richa!!”Crystal sent out a cute Raichu.”KAWAII!!”Milli and me cheered.”Richa,Thunderbolt!!”“Squirtle,dodge!!”“Man,May’s doin’ quite a bit ‘a’ dodgin’,ne?”“Use Ice Beam!”“Richa,use Thunder!!”Squirtle’s down.”Whoa,that barefoot girl was right.....May’s not doin’ too good.”“‘A’ course I was right,who do you peeps think I am,my little brother?”“You have a little brother?”“Sadly yes.”“Heya,May,you givin’ up?”“No way!!Munchlax,go!!”“Oh crap.”In two seconds,May’s satan spawn Munchlax devoured all my popcorn.”HEY!!I PAID FOR THAT WIT MAH OWN MONEY!!”I yelled.”Actually you stole it...”“Be quiet.Remember Milli,you saw nothing....”“Shadow,use Faint Attack!!”Munchlax....down.May.....humiliated.Me....hungry.”Awwww....it ate all mah popcorn...”





Dude,Crystal rocks!!Don’t you peeps ever mess with sapphirestar7789 !!^ ^