Disclaimer:I own nothing. Not even Voice. Go away. Riku:I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do to me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Riku walked into the dark room. The same spotlight showed the same chair. "Sit down."Voice said "Why?"Riku asked "Because I am yo fathah. Now,sit down,son." Riku sighed and sat down. "Know your stars.Know your stars.Know you stars." Riku twitched. "Riku,"Voice said "Is a silver haired hobo." "I am not a hobo."Riku said reluctantly "And my hair color is cool." "I'm sure it is,son." "You're not my father." "How do you know?" "Because you're not!" "Whatever,hobo son." Riku grunted. "Riku,"Voice said "Lives at the corner of Walmart and robs little old ladies of their food." "WHAT!!?"Riku stood up "I have a house,I don't rob old ladies and what the heak is Walmart!?" "Sit down,son." "NO!!" "Sit down,son. Or my lasers of doom shall blast your head off!" Riku sat down and grunted again. "Riku," Voice continued "Hates his poor,lonely father." "I do not!" Riku protested. "I hate you,though." "But I am your father." "NO!!!" "Riku" Voice ignored Riku's argument."Sold his soul to the darkness and betrayed his only friends." "Well..."Riku hestated."Actually......." "I told the truth? I tild the truth! Oh no! I need to lie down!" "And I need to get out of here!"Riku ran out of the room. "Wait! Who am I supposed to toture and bring me personal enjoyment?" Voice cheaked his list. "Oooooh! I'm gonna like this!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I enjoyed writing this! FUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! Riku muggs old ladies of their food O.O Next up:Kairi Me: I swear that one day an angry mob is gonna go after Voice!