The Skunk Haired Pirate Wannabe (Xigbar)
EVERYONE knows Xigbar wants to be a pirate. He’s got the eyepatch, he’s got the shooting ability, and he’ll shoot our brains out if we ever try to get a mission in Port Royal. I swear I heard him trying to talk like a pirate in his room the other day.
Wait— did I just say he had shooting ability? Like I was complimenting him? Oh, for the love of nothingness….
What I really want to know is what moron decided to make Xigbar’s Other a scientist?! Even his Other’s name sounds stupid. Braig. Sounds like something Frankenstine’s monster would say.
Xigbar somehow managed to read this over my shoulder (even with only one eye and sitting ACROSS THE ROOM) and said that just because he wears an eyepatch doesn’t mean he’s a pirate. Then he started chewing me out for not paying attention to the Superior during a meeting. Like he would say, “As if!” I’m totally paying attention. I’ve got his speech memorized, don’t I? Okay, so I’m not listening. But I really don’t care, because like I said, it’s the same thing EVERY TIME!
Anyway, this entry is supposed to be about Xigbar. Xigbar, his pirate obsession, and his ugly skunk hair. Oh, come on, I can’t be the only one who thinks Xigbar looks like he has a dead skunk on his head. I mean, I know people say I look like I have a porcupine on my head, but at least I take care of my hair and make sure it doesn’t go limp and gray like Xiggy’s. My hair’s gonna stay red and spikey no matter what the rest of the idiots say. Got it memorized?
~~ Axel, the “Scarlet Porcupine”~~




A/N: I'm working on the entry about Xaldin, but I'm having issues thinking of anything to say except that his hair is really ugly. If anyone has any ideas, they would be greatly appreciated! Thanks! ~~CrazyCorpseChick