One day Sasuke was walking in the Maximillion Pegasus Poopernuggets Park. He saw Deidara feeding seeds to some owls.He didn"t care about them so as he walked past them, he kicked an owl and broke it's wing.Deidara got REALLY angry and came up with an evil avengeful plan.He offered Sasuke a explosive clay cookie.Sakura came by and said she wanted the cookie.
"NO!"Sasuke said."I want the cookie!"
"NO!"sreamed Sakura."the cookie is mine you don't deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"Sasuke shrieked.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"Sakura SCREAMED."YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE SASUKE!!!!"
Sakura ran off.Deidara gave the cookie to Sasuke.
"ARLIGATO!!!(thankyou in japanese)"exclaimed Sasuke.Sasuke ate the cookie.Deidara grabbed his owls and ran off to his house.
"HEY!!!!!!!"shouted Sasuke."where are you going!!??"
One minute later Sasuke EXPLODED!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!