Finally update I feel so happy.....I gots me a shweet new wolf T-shirt from mah awesome bus driver YAY!!
Two Easy Battles and Mr.Vortex Strikes Again
May slow walked off,Max grabbed Munchlax and gave it one ‘a’ them pink pokeblocks,and to my utter horror,Milli dragged Drew over to our group.”Mister Drew had kindly agreed to battle me three-on-three!!”I sighed.”Another three minute battle.Beat him so hard his momma feels it okay Milli?”“Actually,I’m gonna beat her.”Drew did that hair flip thing.”Yeah sure whatever.Oooh,I gotsta go get my pokemon!!”I took off for the PC.”Is she always like that?”“I think so.....”
So Milli and Drew started to battle right when I got back-Milli’s Torchic A.K.A Flame versus Drew’s Masquerain.”GO MILLI!!DREW,YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHANCE,BOY!!”I coughed.”A little too much yellin’,ne?”“Flame,use Flamethrower!!”“Masquerain,dodge and use Bubblebeam!!”I blinked.”Good lord,they’re sure goin’ at it....”Masquerain got hit by a different tongue of flames.”HUH?!”I sighed.”Nice goin’ Mr.Pretty boy,you fell for Milli’s feint and done got hit by the real thing.You are now offciially an idiot,feel proud.”Max gave me a look.”How would you know?”I sat up.”Listen little man,I been messin’ ‘round with Pokemon since I was nine years old.I know what I’m doin’ by now.”I shifted my attention to Milli’s battle when Drew sent out his Flygon.”Flame,return.GO Blu!!”Milli sent out a Mudkip.Level 50.”KAWAII!!!”I cheered.I’ma Mudkip lover.Have been for three years peeps.”Flygon,use Dragonbreath!!”I threw a popcorn kernel at Drew.”COPIER!!!SUBOMI KNOWS DRAGONBREATH!!”“What’s a Subomi?”“Subomi’s my Flygon.Currently on level 95.”“95?!”“Yup.Same with my Misdreavus.”“BLU,USE HYDRO PUMP!!”I sighed.”Thought so....”Directhit and Flygon’s down.”GO ROSELIA!!”“Roselia....thought so again.Drew’s kinda predictable.”Milli called back her Mudkip and sent out Flame again.”FIRE SPIN!!”“MAGICAL LEAF!!”Max gave me another look.”Why’d she use Fire Spin?”“Another feint.It’ll cancel out Magical Leaf and Drew won’t have enough time to recover before Milli can toast him with Flamethrower.Drew’s screwed.Oooh,I rhymed again.”As I suspected,Drew went down and Milli ran around doin’ a dance.”I BEAT DREW!!I BEAT DREW!!I BEAT DREW!!”“Didn’t take much.”I stood up and held up three fingers.”Three,two,one....”“Why don’t we battle?”“Are you honestly that desperate to lose?”I sighed.”Sure,what the heck?Milli and Crystal have so I guess I’m up.”“I hope you’re ready for your loss.”I gave Ash a look.”Whatever floats yer boat kid....”I heard Crystal yellin’ from the sidelines.”AW GET A GRIP ASH!!IF I CAN BEAT MAY,AMANDA’S GONNA DESTROY YOU!!”I looked at Crystal.”Thanks for the support.”Ash sent out his Corphish.”No offense or nothin’ dude,but don’t you think it’s about time to evolve that thing?”“Just send out your pokemon.”“Fine,be a turd.I see how it is.”I sent out my Ninetales,who I call Flare.”That’s not smart.”“That little crawdad ain’t worth Denryu’s time,so I sent out Flare.”“WHAT’D YOU SAY?!”“DID I STUTTER?!”“JUST START THE BATTLE WOULDJA?!”I sighed.Lemme guess......first move will be Crabhammer,right?”Corphish,use Crabhammer!!”I’ma psychic.”Flare,use Return.”One hit K.O.,Corphish didn’t have no chance.”She knocked Corphish out in one hit!!”“Well nah dip Sherlock.”I turned back to Ash.”You gonna quit or face the wrath of my hand-raised level 100 team?”“I’m not gonna quit!!Go Swellow!!”“Oh how original.”I popped a few knuckles.”Flare,use Flamethrower.”“Dodge it with Aerial Ace,Swellow!!”“Of course.......now use Return again Flare.”Swellow=down.Flare-not a scratch.Next up is probably gonna be Mr.Pikachu,am I right?”Go Pikachu!!”Thought so.”Flare,use Flamethrower again.”While Ash messed around tryin’ to avoid it,I had Flare use Dig.Might as well knock him out with a super effective hit,ne?”Flare,might wanna come up now.”Flare crashed right outta the ground.One hit K.O. on Pikachu.”That’s all blokes.”I called back Flare and walked off.Just when I got to Milli and Crystal....another vortex opened and sucked us all up.”GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”