Me: Hello peeps, and welcome to Random Interviews with Random People! Today we'll be interviewing the one and only Gary Oak!
Audience: *cheers*
Gary: Thank you, thank you! *smooths hair and sits on couch*
Me: So Gary, I've heard you're on of the best trainers in Kanto.
Gary: Well, having strong Pokemon is the key...
Me: And how do you train your Pokemon to such high levels?
Audience: Oooooooo!!!!
Gary: Hard work and perseverance!
Me: But none of these qualities apply to you...or your Pokemon...
Gary: That's only for me to know!!!!
Me: Hah!
Audience: Ooooooo!!!!
Me: Anyway, name some of your accomplishments.
Gary: .....
Me: Uhh....
Gary: .....
Me: Anyway...are any of your friends or family in the audience?
Gary: Let's see...there's Benny and the all famous Prof. Oak!
Me: I see...
Gary: Yup... *twiddles thumbs*
Me: So......
Gary:....... *stares randomly into space*
Me: How are you and Rhia gettin' along?
Gary: Hm?...
Me: Ya know....
Gary: WHAT?!
Random Guy: Get on with the *beep* show!!!!
Me: Whoa.
Gary: O.o
Me: Uhhh...I guess that's it for now...
*Kyogre crashes through ceiling and onto stage*
Me: What the *beep*??!!
Gary: AAAHHHH!!! It's the hypocalypse!
*Team Aqua suddenly appears*
Archie: Get that Kyogre back to the helicopter!!!!!
*People run and scream and the same random guy starts cussing out*
Gary: I'm outta here!
Archie: Hey, let's kidnap that weird looking boy for no reason!
*claw like thing comes from helicopter and toward Gary*
Gary:MOMMA!!!!
Me: O.o
Gary: Help! Wahhhhh!!!
*random guy is cussing out Archie*
Archie: let's kidnap this cussing old guy too!!!
Random guy: Old???!! Who you callin'old?? You *beep*!!!
*claw comes out and grabs random guy*
*random guy and gary are locked in the helicopter*
Archie: Why that makes me feel 10 years younger!!
Me: Um, this is really unexpected...
Archie: Let's move!!
Shelly: What about Kyogre?
Archie: Who cares? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Shelly: ..... *sweatdrop*
*helicopter flies off*
Me: *to Kyogre* I guess it's just you and me....
Kyogre: Rawr...
*a few seconds later*
Me: *looking at hand of cards* Got any 3's?
Kyogre: Rawr...