(At the Armada)
Red: Fellow Irkan invaders, in case you didn’t know, some of our ascend invaders are having trouble concerting their planets.
Purple: So we decided to give those invaders a partner to help them. Any volunteers for invader Tenn.!?
Invader Diamond: Me!
(Diamond and her sir Neat go up to the tallest)
( The tallest call Tenn.)
Red: Invader Diamond will help you on you’re mission and to help get rid of the unoccupied sirs.
Tenn.: Yes Sirs!
( Tenn signs off)
Purple: Now then, any volunteers for invader Slacks!?
Invader Terk: Oo! Oo! Meeeeeeeee!
(Terk and his sir Gill go up to the tallest)
(The tallest call Slack)
Red: Terk will help you on your mission to invade your planet and so on.
Invader Slacks: Yes Sirs!
(Slacks signs off)
Red: Hey, Zim’s next on the list should we give him a partner? I mean he’s not on a mission.
Purple: Hmmmm, Hey! If we give him a partner, he’ll concert earth and leave us alone!
Red: Good idea!
Purple: Any volunteers for Invader Zim!? Anyone!?
Zin: I will!
(Zin & Cir go up to the tallest)
Purple: Hey, Who are you?
Zin: I’m Zin and this is my sir, Cir.
Cir: Hi!( Cir waves Rapidly)
( Zim suddenly calls)
Zim: Greetings my Tallest! I have new plan to destroy the…( notices Zin) Hey, who are you?
Red: Zim, this is Zin. She’s gonna help you concert Earth.
Zim: The partnering is today! I thought you said it wasn’t in three weeks!
Red: We said three days Zim. Not three weeks.
Purple: Yeah, if it was in three weeks, all of the invaders will be destroyed!
Cir: Why is he so flat!?
Zin: He’s making a transmission from earth you idiot!
Cir: ………I don’t know what you just said.
Zin: Sorry, my robot’s stupid, She keeps on calling me sir!
Zim: ( blushes) Well, my sir is kinda unoccupied too.
Gir: I just saw you blushing!
Zim: Be quite!…..um….Bye!
Zin: Come Cir! Earth awaits us or something.
Cir: Yes Sir!
(Zin & Cir walk out the door)
( The Tallest bust into laughing)
Red: He screwed up!
( Back at Zim’s base)
Zim: You dare insult your master!
Gir: I think you two have a lot in common! And I thought you said invaders need know one.
Zim:……..Well…the tallest know what’s best for me and I…….Hey!
( Mean while)
Zin: Okay Cir, since you destroyed my ship you’re gonna have to be the ship.
Cir: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Zin: I located a worm hole not far from here that would take us straight to Earth in less than a couple hours.
Cir: Ooooooo…
(Zin rides on Cir’s back, Cir lunches her jets and in seconds they’re in the worm hole)
Cir: (gasp) Look at the pretty colors!
Zin: Focus Cir!
(2 hours later)
Zim and Gir are sitting on the couch watching the Scary Monkey Show
Computer: Warning! An object is coming towards the base!
Zim….Hey! It must be Zin!
(Zim and Gir quickly go outside without their discuses)
( Zin and Cir fall to earth screaming. When they landed, there was a big whole in Zim’s yard)
Gir: The sky had a baby!( Gir looks into the hole) Even better! the sky had twins!
Zim: Gir!!!!!!!!!!
( Zin and Cir get out of the hole with Zim lending Zin a hand)
Zim: Hi Zin! You okay?
Zin: Yes I‘m fine, Thank you Cir, why did you run out of fuel so quickly? You had enough of it to last a week!
Cir: Fuel? I didn’t fill my legs up with fuel. I filled them up with soda!
Zin: …..Well that explains why it was so fizzy.
( Suddenly the group sees Dib staring at them in shock)
(Dib runs home screaming)
Cir: Who was that big head guy?
Zim: That was the Dib human. He keeps on ruining my most diabolical plans! To destroy the humans! ….Let’s talk about this inside.
( mean while at Dib’s House)
Dib: Gaz! We have a problem! I just saw another irkan invader in Zim’s yard! And,
Gaz: ( interrupts) Shut up! I’m trying to get through this level!
( Dib gets angry at her but doesn’t bother arguing since Gaz is very strict about being bothered)
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