The Raymond Song

I know a traitor from my team and Raymond is his name-o!
r a m o end, r a m o end, r a m o end,
and RAYMOND is his name-o.

I know I spelt his name all wrong, but trust me he deserves it!
+ a m o end, + a m o end, + a m o end,
and RAYMOND was his name-o.

He abandoned me and Mariah and Lee and even big ol Gary,
+ + m o end, + + m o end, + + m o end,
and RAYMOND is his name-o.

I think Ill drown him in a creek, that stinkin traitor Raymond!
+ + + o end, + + + o end, + + + o end,
and RAYMOND is his name-o.

He really shouldnt have a name, but he does and it is Raymond!
+ + + + end, + + + + end, + + + + end,
and RAYMOND is his name-o.

He left us for a better team, that evil traitor Raymond!
+ + + + +, + + + + +, + + + + +,
and RAYMOND is his name-o.

Ray- Kevin! Thats not a nice song!
Kevin- Yeah, but its true.
Lee- And besides, Kevin, that fight happened years ago!
Mariah- And on top of all that he came back to us in the end!
Kevin- Yeah& I know& But Id still like to drown you in a creek, Ray.
All but Kevin- KEVIN! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
Kevin- Im sorry that youre a traitor and that you abandoned your team and that we all hate you.
All but Kevin- KEVIN!!!!
Kevin- Thats my exit cue& *runs away with others close behind him*